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Klam

Get the fuck out.

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I thought that I was the only one that Seaward's erect nipples spoke to.

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I have a message for us all yeah OK we are people of course but WHO ARE WE PEOPLE as in people I mean we’re drunk PEOPLE well yeah I mean I’m drunk people I mean I’m drunk people but who are we as in people I mean there’s there are deeper things to think about like we could build CASTLES yeah I mean castles are you know….we could build EMPPIIIIIRRRRESSSS fúck yeah I mean empires I mean we could be fúcking you know empires you know Caligula and Nero in Roman Empires they go shít. We could be that. We could do that. We could build EMPIIIIRRREEEEESSS and here we are doing shít all I mean fúck all and here we are still I mean I am drunk yeah we're all drunk I mean we could all do shít we could all do shít and here we are not doing shít we could do shít we could build EMPPPIIIRRREEESSSS and we’re not building EMPIIRRRREEESSSS we could do shít. Who are we as people? We could do that.

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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Interesting to note, Seaward used to go absolutely apeshit at Wiseau whenever he posted his vid - which absolutely rinsed her to the point she should have killed herself - but he weakly complied and stopped posting it.

Wiseau was a great poster though and if you're reading this…give me a shout, mate 💀

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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What is this originally from, anyway?

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The facts are thus:

1. Seaward was a horrible, fat bitch who behaved like a complete cunt to every woman on the GOT board that was more attractive than her - which was all of them. On multiple occasions she said she wanted certain female posters to die (no jk).

2. She claimed to be a cocaine addict and blamed her mental state on this. A massive plot hole was apparent though as you cannot regularly do stims and be obese too.

3. She got hammered and posted this rant online, live and on video. She swiftly deleted it but salient forces recorded it.

4. The salient poster known as wiseau created a parody trailer for the new season of GOT with her rant playing over it. Hilariously, it went viral with hundreds of thousands of views, with people thinking it was the real trailer for the new GOT season. Various websites posted it thinking it was legit.

5. Dr Reginald Jefferson took it upon himself to take down all of the negative forces on the GOT board. She entered his rehab programme and has now become a nun.

Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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The rant was posted in 2014. Such a good year for the salient scum of GOT.

Cheerio.

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2014 Board Award 🥇

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You're a naughty girl, Dalaryca. I'm not sure I like you.

Cheerio.

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But I drink strong coffee and despise Hilary. Surely those are good virtues.

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I'll concede those are strong virtues. Also, I disliked mad Max fury road.

Cheerio.

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Also, I have conceded in the past and still hold true that Jamie did not rape Cersei.

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Within the context of modern day sexual interactions, he did rape her. However when framed within Westerosi mores and given the sexual dynamic leading up to the point of penetration, it was not rape at all. In fact, Cersei was baiting him. She not only wanted it, but convinced him that he wanted it.

Cersei raped Jaime.

Cheerio.

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Incesting theory.

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Agreed. It’s just not talked about.

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Incredible. I figured it was a rant from some show or movie. Even better.

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I never understood why guys were so into seaward. I guess horny losers will swoon over anyone that has a vagina on the internet, no matter how ugly the person is on the outside and in.

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Just to be clear: Seaward was physically located in a certain spatio-temporal nexus but her vagina was on the Internet? She was able to separate herself from her genitalia and project them into cyber-space?

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Incredible woman. A tad unhinged, though.

Cheerio.

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How do you know Seaward? Did you post on GoT for a while?

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we dated irl

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Klam is here? All you losers use different names so I have no clue who anyone is. Your message board name should be just like your gender, unchangeable.

"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot

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For once, I agree. I was wondering why so many usernames had changed? Apart from Yermom, Rob and myself, virtually everyone else has taken on new names. Please discuss.

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Ballzy as well.

"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot

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I’m not a loser.

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Agreed.

"I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit." -A fucking idiot

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Who tf is Shogun?

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TSP

Cheerio.

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Fuck you again, Bents.

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Wise. The second time is always better.

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I’m just giving you shit. You know I hold you in high esteem.

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The feeling is mutual, dear lady.

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Lol bump

Azn: “He (Orsen) now pretends to be in his 50s, but is in his 70s or close to 80 yo.”

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What’s up baby I have a msg for us all, yeah?

Cheerio.
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