Health & Fitness : What is your pampering routine?

What is your pampering routine?

I think I’m going to do mine today. I’m feeling up to it.

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Mom out for the night and your coming up out of the basement to get into her stuff again?

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First of all, I live in the first floor of this apartment building. Not the basement. And second of all, I am alone. How did you know that?

But, all of my beauty stuff is MINE!

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Did you borrow PE's cat as well???

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I get a blowjob and don't do anything in return?

What the fuck is pampering?

I'm cumming.

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That's dumb

Not human

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Why so mean, piglet? You’re normally so nice?

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People just want to turn me into bacon or ham or a football.

Not human

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Awwww no one here will eat you or use you as a football

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ohhhh i love threads like this.

take a full day, go to the gym first. long hot shower/bath (a shower in which i lay down in the tub and let the water fall on me). shave everywhere. rub lotion all over. mani-pedi followed by something tasty. come home and tweeze whatever needs tweezing. order something i really like for delivery. get the house super cold. take an edible and drink some cider while watching action movies wrapped up in a huge fluffy blanket and of course, no bra. falling asleep on the couch always feels like a luxury so if that happens it's best.

obviously shaving and tweezing are things i do anyway, but i really love grooming. i want to try some mud masks and such because i've never done those but i am getting really interested in skin care, especially as i get older.

have you milked your prostate today?

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Older?! You're like 22!

i aim to misbehave

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wrong!

i noticed my skin is drier and more uneven in the last couple years. i'm good with it, just gives me more chances to pamper.

have you milked your prostate today?

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You'll always be 22 to me! Because if you're getting older… that means I'm getting older

i aim to misbehave

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time is a cruel wench

have you milked your prostate today?

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Edit: maybe it was too mean.

i aim to misbehave

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i don't know how old either of you are

have you milked your prostate today?

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Nimda is ancient.

Lol, poor Nimda we all badmouth him and he never comes out.

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That's dumb

Not human

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you're fucking dumb, you walking sausage

have you milked your prostate today?

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That was hurtful

Not human

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Ah, so pampering is the female word for grooming. I pamper myself every sunday, but I moisturize my face twice daily. I am not gay.

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i think pampering can involve lots of stuff. it's just treating yourself. grooming is part of it for me but not all of it. i groom when not pampering too. i'm glad you moisturize. so few guys know to do it

have you milked your prostate today?

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I'm also glad I do it. I do not age. I'm like a vampire.

I'm cumming.

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What do you use to moisturize?

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Clinique for men, baby. And the eye cream, as well as a sunblock with SPF 30 for the face. Vaseline for the lips.

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also good. sunscreen is vital. i apply it constantly.

have you milked your prostate today?

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Although it will probably give us all cancer.

I'm cumming.

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probably, but we'll be wrinkle free so who cares?

i picked up some retin-a in mexico recently. i want to start it but am fearful for the initial peeling and all

have you milked your prostate today?

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Not everyone's skin can tolerate it. I started using it years go for my acne and to reverse sun damage

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does it work? i've heard great things. i have super super super fair and sensitive skin that gets red easily (i mean if i even touch my face it's red in that spot all day), so i know the first few weeks are gonna be bad.

what eye cream do you use? i have one but it sort of irritates my skin so i want to try others.

have you milked your prostate today?

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There are different strengths of Retin-A. You might not even need it. I don't use eye cream. Sometimes I put sweet almond oil under my eyes

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I use these for dry skin and redness

https://imgur.com/a/g24Md2a

Nail drill in the back lol

The Executioner

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I don't know, the zinc should be okay

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What the hell is retin-a

I'm cumming.

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It's a cream or gel that's used for acne and wrinkles

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Nice! You take good care of your skin

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I also wash it twice daily with some cheap cleanser I got at Walmart, and exfoloate twice per week.

Most men think it's feminine or vain to take care of how they look. I think it's the opposite. This stuff takes 5 minutes out of my day and the return is felt all the time. People treat you differently when you look like you care about yourself.

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I agree, a well groomed man is sexy. I use Cetaphil because soap gives me a rash.

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Certainly. I use Cetaphil.

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you take better care of your skin than i do! you're inspiring me to try harder

have you milked your prostate today?

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I just started using Clinique for men and I'm very satisfied. I used to use Ole Hendrikson which was the absolute best in my opinion but pricey for the size and sometimes hard to find. I exfoliate 3 times a week usually, sometimes every other day. But I've been moisturizing every day for 20 years and people think I look ten years younger than my actual age. Almost no wrinkles whatsoever.

I bet you're hot.

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Christ ,given how much that stuff costs I'd better be.

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Pics or it didn't happen!

i aim to misbehave

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Guess it didn't happen

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Try avocado masks. Like literally grab a raw avocado and put it on your face it does wonders for dry, uneven skin.

And yea… my pamper routine takes long too. That is why I don’t do it often. I want to do it once a week. But, realistically… that’s not going to happen, lol. I try for once a month, but even that is hard. Sometimes I cut it up. Like one day I’ll just focus on my hair, then another day I’ll focus on my face, then another day on my body. But, today I just want do it all together, though.

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thanks, i'll try that! and you should do it. you deserve it

have you milked your prostate today?

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I go out and get a pedicure

i aim to misbehave

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That’s it? I mean, I guess it’s the little things that count.

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I'm lucky if my husband watches the baby long enough for me to get a pedicure.

When I was single, my pampering regime was very similar to klam's, except I would probably watch Jane Austen movies, and soak in a bubble bath.

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