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Re: The New Gospel According to Saint Matthew: Matthew 1

1:2 Abraham beat Isaac; and Isaac beat Jacob; and Jacob beat Judas
and his brethren; 1:3 And Judas beat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and
Phares beat Esrom; and Esrom beat Aram; 1:4 And Aram beat Aminadab;
and Aminadab beat Naasson; and Naasson beat Salmon; 1:5 And Salmon
beat Booz of Rachab; and Booz beat Obed of Ruth; and Obed beat
Jesse; 1:6 And Jesse beat David the king; and David the king beat
Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; 1:7 And Solomon beat
Roboam; and Roboam beat Abia; and Abia beat Asa; 1:8 And Asa beat
Josaphat; and Josaphat beat Joram; and Joram beat Ozias; 1:9 And
Ozias beat Joatham; and Joatham beat Achaz; and Achaz beat Ezekias;
1:10 And Ezekias beat Manasses; and Manasses beat Amon; and Amon
beat Josias; 1:11 And Josias beat Jechonias and his brethren, about
the time they were carried away to Babylon: 1:12 And after they were
brought to Babylon, Jechonias beat Salathiel; and Salathiel beat
Zorobabel; 1:13 And Zorobabel beat Abiud; and Abiud beat Eliakim;
and Eliakim beat Azor; 1:14 And Azor beat Sadoc; and Sadoc beat
Achim; and Achim beat Eliud; 1:15 And Eliud beat Eleazar; and
Eleazar beat Matthan; and Matthan beat Jacob; 1:16 And Jacob beat
Joseph the father of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called
Christ.

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Re: The New Gospel According to Saint Matthew: Matthew 1

Did you like my subtle editing?

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Re: The New Gospel According to Saint Matthew: Matthew 1

I changed "begat" into "beat".

Re: The New Gospel According to Saint Matthew: Matthew 1

What was the intent in doing so?

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Re: The New Gospel According to Saint Matthew: Matthew 1

Turns it into a contest.

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Re: The New Gospel According to Saint Matthew: Matthew 1

I like it. The one who rewrites the new bible in its best form, he/she shall be the chosen Neo-Christ!

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Re: The New Gospel According to Saint Matthew: Matthew 1-4 and more!

The Neo-New Testament contains the Gospel of Eleonora, an addition, the most profound gospel of them all. Modernize the books of Paul to include American cities instead of Greco-Roman, antiquated ruins.

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