Pets and Animals : If dogs could speak, what would they say?

If dogs could speak, what would they say?

' errrm, i dont want to be THAT dog, but errr….I have shit on the rug again. My bad dude, my bad. Later '


Dogs are dicks

Re: If dogs could speak, what would they say?

My dog would be a rude, snobby little brat if she could talk. I just know it.

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What kind of dog do you have?

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She's a Pomeranian but probably not a pure breed. I don't know what her mix is she's a shelter dog. I love her, but she's a brat.

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Sweet! I have a Pomapoo

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“I don’t want Ben to keep fcking me”

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I'm a wolf. Treat me with respect.

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interesting you'd choose a predator

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Re: If dogs could speak, what would they say?

“Arf, arf! We saw Donna naked barf, barf!”

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