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An 90 year old man goes to the doctor.

Doc, I can't pee!
How old are you?
90.
You've peed enough.





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LMAO! Your emojis are great!



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Whenever someone asks if MovieMan is seeing anyone, He automatically assume that were talking about his psychiatrist lol

You can't top the Pop

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LOL!

BTW, do you know how many psychiatrists it takes to change a light bulb?




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Don’t know?

You can't top the Pop

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Only one. But the light bulb has to want to change.



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When I reach my 90s, I would APPRECIATE not being discriminated against. No, I HAVE NOT peed enough. I still have a lot of pee left.

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Relax. It's just a funny line from the movie "Young Doctors In Love."



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I just want to pee, damn it! Be free to pee.

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Born Pee! To pee as the wind blows!




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Can wind be strong enough to blow pee?

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Yes, yes it can.

Hurricanes typically blow at 150 mph, and tornadoes (my absolute favorite storm!) can blow at near 300 mph. Winds at those speeds will not only blow pee, they'll blow you right off your feet, and drop you several hundred yards away.




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Sounds fun. Not really. It sounds scary.
I’ve had moments in my life where I got scared that the wind would blow me away.

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I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. The chances of you being caught in a hurricane
or tornado are between slim and none.

Actually it IS fun! I'm a storm chaser. I've been on four trips in the past five years, and seen 30 tornadoes, and I am fine. To the best of my knowledge only three storm chasers have been killed by a tornado in the last 40 years.




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PS Here is video of the 5/27/15 Canadian, Texas tornado which I witnessed in person.
The best news is that nobody was killed.






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