Sex and Dating : If you were dating a biological woman with a penis…

If you were dating a biological woman with a penis…

If you were dating a biological girl, and she was cute, but she fell victim to a witch's curse, and every Friday she grew a penis for 24 hours which would go back to being a vagina at midnight, would you continue dating her? Also, would you suck it for her?

Everything else stayed the same: She'd still have the lady butt, curves, shaved smooth legs, fallopian tubes, ovaries, uterus - the only change being a temporary pen0r in betwixt her legs.

Re: If you were dating a biological woman with a penis…

They would just tuck it in and fck her up the ass obviously

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Re: If you were dating a biological woman with a penis…

I would suck my girlfriend's dick and balls and lick her ass up to her perineum up to her balls. That is how much I love my girlfriend!

Re: If you were dating a biological woman with a penis…

The short answer would be no.





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Re: If you were dating a biological woman with a penis…

I want the long answer where u end up sucking her big schlong clean

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Okay the long answer would be:

"Eeeeuuuuuwwww! YUCK! Gross! Disgusting! BARF! Fuck NO, I wouldn't do that shit!
Only a degenerate, scumbag, deviate, low grade moron would do that! Are you fucking
INSANE??? Just thinking about it makes me want to PUKE!!"

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How's that?

😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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What if you're already married to her though, and this curse happens after you've been married a while.

Certainly you wouldn't divorce her because she grows a penis one day a week, would you?

How would you work it out between the two of you? Serious question.

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What if you're married to her. After 5 years of marriage she becomes cursed with this.

Would you divorce her? Or would you have a talk with her and agree that there's going to be no sexual activity on Fridays for the rest of your lives?

Re: If you were dating a biological woman with a penis…

That's an impossible hypothetical, so it really requires no answer. But I will give you one: Yes, I would divorce her, because just the thought of what happens to her on Fridays would make me puke.




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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Really? What if you had kids? You'd ruin your kids mental health because of what happens one day a week?

And go through the hassle of splitting up all your assets? And paying child support? Risk giving away your house? That's so much hassle just for one day a week of bearing a penis that you wouldn't have to see anyway.

You could just go without sex that day, and ask her to not let you see her naked on Friday under any circumstance.

But alright.

It's not entirely impossible. Witches and magic exist in movies, so that means it's possible for that to happen here in real life, too. What if Iron Man said a Norse God existing was an impossible hypothetical? Checkmate!

Re: If you were dating a biological woman with a penis…

Yep! Wouldn't matter. The whole puking thing would overrule everything. Sorry.

And yes, it IS entirely impossible. What happens in movies is fantasy, not reality.
You really need to concentrate on keeping those two things separate in your mind.




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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Re: If you were dating a biological woman with a penis…

Interesting that you took your name from two characters in "A Midsummer's Night Dream".
Are you a big fan of Shakespeare?





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