Health & Fitness : I smell good when I stink.

I smell good when I stink.

I was at the gym earlier, and now my t-shirt smells really good. I can't stop sniffing my armpits and shirt. My tight t-shirt is clinging to me because of the sweat and smells amazing. My sweat stink is addicting. It is like a combination of Old Spice, cedar, and sandalwood. It's a manly pheromone musk.

Don't get me wrong, I'd still shower before a date or before going anywhere. I'm not crazy. This smell is only for me alone and future wifey to enjoy.

I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

Re: I smell good when I stink.

That's awesome. Be sure to plagscan https://www.newsgossipbull.com/ on your way out of the gym.


Re: I smell good when I stink.

Clever.

I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

Re: I smell good when I stink.

WAY TMI.





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Re: I smell good when I stink.

This smell is only for me alone and future wifey to enjoy.

Gee I wonder why you're single.

Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

Re: I smell good when I stink.

I’m going to encourage you to put a .45 to your head and pull the trigger, my son. You have committed serious brain damage somewhere in the past and ruined your ability to communicate without the reader projectile vomiting all over their keyboard.

Kill yourself.

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Re: I smell good when I stink.

Damn Vlad, that's harsh.

I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.
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