Food and Drink : Accidentally drank a soda last night

Accidentally drank a soda last night

Not diet soda, which I think tastes superior but now I'm not so sure seeing as I didn't notice until after.

I never consume 45g of sugar in one sitting. I don't know how you pro-Obesians do it! I still feel weird, felt like shit last night due to it.

Anyways, I have no respect for The Obese.

Cheerio.

Post deleted

This message has been deleted.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

Very cool, my friend

Cheerio.

Post deleted

This message has been deleted.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

This is your first step toward a happy life. Your first step away from The Obesity.

Cheerio.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

They're both bad for you.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

Aspartame turns me on, just as it does with you, baby.

Cheerio.

Post deleted

This message has been deleted.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

Fuck yes, Halloween h2o

Cheerio.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

I echo your disdain for The Obese®. Cockman and his ilk are most repulsive.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

Cockman isn't even impressively Obese. He fails at even that! Sad!

Cheerio.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

Coke Zero tastes better and gives you the caffeine boost.

Soda and high fructose corn syrup are disgusting.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

Regular soda does taste good, it's just once you're not accustomed to consuming that much sugar it becomes disgusting and makes you feel trashed.

Cheerio.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

I agree, diet is preferable

Cheerio.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

I just bought some of those new diet cokes, the mango flavored ones. Terrible. Do not attempt. I repeat, do not attempt.

Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

Those sound revolting. Fuck them.

Cheerio.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

I know. I'm trying to figure who to unload them on. I will probably bring them to the next party and discreetly put them in the cooler and walk away very quickly.

Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

I have no respect for The Obese.
Agreed. They're disgusting.

I had a somewhat related nightmare the other night - Fugazi and his family were gathered around the tiny kitchen table in their dilapidated trailer, stuffing their face with a variety of breaded, deep-fried meats smothered in gravy. The food and gravy covered their chin and dripped all over their tattered clothing, and then they washed it all down with gallons of cola laden with high fructose corn syrup.

Then fugazi's sister waddled to the door of the trailer, opened it, let out a belch and then a blood curdling noise, as huge bat like wings sprouted from her grotesque, gelatinous body. She then slowly flew like a bumble bee towards the neighbors, where she snatched a 2 yr old playing in a sandbox, with her teeth, and flew away, with the child wailing and the mother screaming and hurling rocks at her.

I'm still a little shook up over it.


Please discuss.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night



Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

obvious plothole: it's way too late in the month for them to have such a feast, they would have blown the whole welfare check weeks ago.



Enjoy.

Bring. More. Sheep.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

Oh that's just delicious

Cheerio.

Post deleted

This message has been deleted.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

Are you 12?

Post deleted

This message has been deleted.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧

Surprised that this one hasn't been moved to Food & Drink. Could the mods be tiring of doing that? Ya think?

EDIT: Within two hours they reassigned. I hope I didn't remind them!

[center] [hr] [poll multiple] [s] [sic] [sub]2[/sub] [sup]th[/sup] [u]  

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

Welcome to the Obese! There are unlimited Doritos and Kit Kat bars here.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

Rot in hell, fatass!!!

Cheerio.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

Diet soda is worse for you. It has chemicals in it to replace the sugar. It's poison for the human body.

It's actually better to have regular soda withe sugar, in moderation. People who are heavy drinkers of diet soda are more overweight than moderate soda drinkers.

But it's best to not drink soda at all. When I was kid, I'd drink soda. But as an adult I don't really care for it. It's a kid's drink to me. Like Kool-Aid. I prefer grown-up drinks like tea, coffee, and beer. Adults drinking soda is just weird to me. It offers no nutritional value and is pure garbage for the body. Adults should be more mature and responsible than that.

That said, I may have a soda occasionally, and when I say occasionally, I mean a very isolated incident as in maybe once a year I'm at an Independence Day parade and someone is giving away free soda. Or I'm at a birthday or pizza party and free soda but no alcohol.

I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

One makes you fat. The other doesn't make you as fat. I choose the latter, Motherfucker.

Cheerio.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

If you keep drinking that soda, you will soon become one of them. Repent now…before it is too late.

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

I've never been a big soda drinker even though I love it. I mostly drink cranberry juice diluted with water

Re: Accidentally drank a soda last night

I'm not an Avid soda drinker either, but when I do drink soda, I prefer diet

Stay thirsty my friends.

Cheerio.
Top