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Burglar uses see-through bag to hide face

According to police, surveillance video shows him running around the store with the plastic wrapper from a package of bottled water over his head.

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/georgia-burglary-suspect-tries-to-disguise-face-with-plastic-water-bottle-case-wrapper/733703888

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What a dumb ass! As Ron White would say, "You can't fix stupid."




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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Ron White must have known Bongo.

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😎

😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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by Sketch Henley
» April 18, 2018, 9:37 a.m.
Ron White must have known Bongo.
You're my new stalker and all you're doing with all this ankle nibbling is showing how much I've hurt your feelings by calling you out for your dumb attempts to get your desperate little digs in.

Your pathetic efforts have certainly backfired on you enough times you should've figured out you're overmatched.

Try to learn from your mistakes, little man.



Apparently, stupid people don't know they're stupid.

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LOL. This is even better and true. A guy goes in a 7/11 store and points a gun at the female clerk. He says give me all your money and a case of beer. The clerk says I can give you the money but I need an ID for the beer. He pulls out his wallet and shows her his drivers license. She memorizes his name and gives him the beer. He leaves and she calls the cops. They look in phone book to get his address and go and arrest him.

If they gave out awards for dumbest criminal he would win the top prize.

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Yes he would. Did he not realize he was holding a fucking gun on her??




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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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That's funny if true. He should've said, "Here, hold my gun while I take my wallet out."

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That's funny if true.

Pretty sure it is. Heard it on the radio and the next day it was in the paper.

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Lol. Stunning logic… 👍

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Thanks

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I wouldn't know where to begin. Why don't YOU start one? Or three…or four…

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I hear that phrase all the time

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Pathetic.

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I don't know what that means, I'm a brand new poster.

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I don't understand English. Like I said, brand new.

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"…he left empty-handed."

Well, that's a relief.

Maybe he couldn't find the game he was looking for.

Apparently, stupid people don't know they're stupid.

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He left empty-headed too - the same way he arrived.

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Except for the fact that he probably has a head full of bad memories of getting arrested and laughed at… and how he's probably already the subject of a few memes and a lot of ridicule.

I wonder if his parents are going to keep a closer eye on him now.

Apparently, stupid people don't know they're stupid.
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