Automobiles and Transportation : I am going to fly first class from now on.

I am going to fly first class from now on.

Coach is extraordinarily uncomfortable for me and it hurts my back the entire time. I always forget when purchasing tickets, then the reality hits me when I'm enduring it. There is no leg room at all. My knees hit the chair in front of me, and there's absolutely no room to maneuver positions. I usually have to grab one leg from its tight position and rest it on top of my other one.

In the same manner, it's why I stopped going to hockey games. The seats are too jam-packed together with no leg room, as they're pressed against the seat in front of me. My back went out the other day, and my friend had to prop me up to leave. So it's not worth it to me anymore. To add to that, getting up to get a beer or use the bathroom causes everyone else to get up to let you pass, which I hate doing. They make these seats for the masses, not tall, muscular beefcakes such as myself. I prefer watching sports at home anyway, on a recliner, on a 4K TV with a fridge full of beer. Not that I drink anymore anyway, but they're there if I want one. That's worth the ticket price alone.

And movie theater seats are the same way. I only like when there's hardly anyone there, so I can prop my legs up on the seat in front of me, and have to room to lounge. I don't like to sit at a 90 degree angle when I'm watching things for entertainment, I want to lounge and lie comfortably.

I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

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Have you ever gotten to fly first class before? It always looks so cozy and nice.

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I have. It's nice, but not worth the money.

I usually just fly coach and pay a little extra for "coach select" or whatever it's called. You get more legroom and usually some free drinks.

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That sounds like a pretty good deal.

Man is not truly one, but truly two.

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Back in the 90s, I traveled frequently. Whenever I checked in at the airport, I'd ask if a free first class upgrade was available. I was rejected at least 20 times. Then one time, the lady checking me in said "Sure, why not?"

That's how I got on a first class flight. Lol

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Yeah I was going to mention that. On some flights there is that third option. But it's for the bigger planes. In my case I don't care about the perks, I just need the legroom as my body simply won't fit in coach anymore. I will set myself up for physical issues when I'm older.

I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

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When I was young with my parents I used first class, but i was too young to enjoy or or understand the significance of it. I hate purchasing things just for the luxury, but in my case I can justify the cost for my health, as I could benefit from the bigger seat and leg room since I'm 189 cm with long legs. Whenever I get into other people's cars, my knee either hits the steering wheel or glove compartment depending on which side I'm sitting.

I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

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Check your PMs

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Yes, that see-through bra does look good on you. ;)


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I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

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lol

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Me?

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I felt the same way when I bought my fully loaded black-exterior black-interior Acura TL with NOVITEC hand-painted rims. It has every imaginable option one could think of. A year later and I'm still discovering new things. It even talks to me. Even my Camaro, while faster, doesn't have all the options and seems built cheaper. I feel like I'm driving a Batmobile or Knight Rider when I get into it. Now I could never get a regular-people car again, always an upgrade.

I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

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Fake

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How tall are you? (Asking as someone over 6 feet)

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6'2

I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

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Me too, exactly.

I have to fly with an aisle seat, it makes most coach experiences bearable. I also never put back my seat because I myself hate when the guy in front does it to me.

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THE SEATS GO BACK!?!?

I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

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Stay calm, it still won't help yer legs.

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Shoe size? I'm trying to paint a picture in my mind and I've already seen your hands.

Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

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SHutup. What's your height and shoe size? 12/30

I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

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Your movie theater doesn't have those reclining seats?

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It does now. But I haven't been in since.

Last year I paid for the 5-star lounge with the actual recliners and waiter service. Twas pretty nice.

I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

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First class is a waste of money. I have been i 5000 dollars a night hotel room and it felt nothing.

I am a fat retarded wetback beaner who dare not show its face to the world because hideous. I am going to kill myself for Wayne.

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Oh rly

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