Philosophy : I am convinced people aren't cleaning their ass properly after a dump
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This is why fools give each other rim jobs, to finish the job toilet paper doesn't do.
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You forgot to log out of your project error account and log back in with your Hairybuttcheeks account when you posted this.
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A lot of crappy threads today.
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You're on a roll today. 🤣
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Am I shit-stirring ?😄
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hehe Why you have yellow leaking out there did someone pee in you butt??
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I am convinced people aren't cleaning their ass properly after a dump
Upon using only TP for the first time in months, I am convinced people are not cleaning their ass properly. Because, for the life of me, I have the use almost a whole roll of TP before it shows any signs of becoming white. And this is not diarrhea, these are just standard healthy shits.
And wet wipes make it even worse! If you use dry toilet paper and it looks white, then you use a wet wipe, the wet wipe will reach remnants that the the dry TP couldn't - and thus you are cleaning even more shit out of your ass that the dry TP couldn't get. It's like if you wipe off your dusty dresser with a dry napkin, nothing may be on the napkin, but if you spray windex and then wipe, the napkin becomes dirty.
Wet pipes actually require more sheets to wipe to your ass, because they capture more shit than dry TP, so no matter what, if you scrub hard enough, there will always be remnants of yellow on the wet wipe. It shows you how unsanitary dry wiping is.
If people are only using 4-5 wipes I am convinced they are not wiping their ass until void of shit. There's no way in hell you're getting all that yellow. If you take a wet pipe and actually scrub your anus back and forth and get the inside too, you will discover it will take almost a whole package before they become white. In my adult life I have never gotten skid marks on any of my underwear. I bet a lot of guys get skid marks on their underwear from time to time because it's obvious they aren't wiping ALL the shit from their ass after a dump.
This is why people need to clean with a a bidet first, and then use dry TP to dry it.
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