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John Saxon deserves lots of love
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He kicked mad ass in "The Glove"
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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John Saxon is truly the man
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And that no bullshit…HAN MAN!
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John Saxon was in all kinds of stuff
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From cult classics to totally silly fluff
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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My Mom is a Werewolf had lots 'o weird stuff
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Including a milf with a REALLY hairy muff
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Movies starring John Saxon always fill me with glee
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In Cannibal Apocalypse he goes on a flesh-eating spree
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Cannibal Apocalypse is one of my all-time faves with Saxon in a lead role.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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One Dollar too Many made me horny
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And don't get me stated on For Singles Only
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Like Mike said about one of his–it rhymes if you force it to.

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I'm going to miss good ol' John
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Totally bummed that he's gone
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Good ol' John kicked lots of ass
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I ass-fucked a priest during mass
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It isn't relevant, but it rhymes.

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John Saxon faced off against Freddy twice
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His role in the first Elm Street film was nice
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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His preteen humping wouldn't add up to a damn
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And we'd keep being governed by a mold of expired spam
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Who is John Saxon, he some political fag?
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From reading here I'm guessing he fingered a girl not old enough to be on the rag?
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Guess who got some in this pandemic??
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Fuck the Lockdowns, we where ready!
Hey laddy laddy… not single anymore!!!!

Sorry ladies, put your panties back on.
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This mother fuckers been getting some!!
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She's gorgeous and smart, and actually consents
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You're probably expecting a punch line… there ain't
Hey laddy laddy that works if you force it to rhyme lol

You can probably tell I'm actually in love
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Cause I ain't described any of her parts in amusing rhyming dubb
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Still no punchlines, cause it ain't no lie
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She's mine, not yours, no you can't Have a try
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These words are coming out sounding crappier
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I dunno why I'm sounding just like a rapper
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I like AC/DC and ZZTop.
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And my new lady, she lives my cock!
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No I was responding to your limerick about Trump diddling kids.

John Saxon was an American actor
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Who I wish was in the movie Chill Factor
So I could make this rhyme

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You where an actor in Chill Factor?
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Just one question, Chief. What is Chill Factor?
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Oh Him… Nancy's father the cop from Nightmare on Elm St… Scanners, Beverly Hills Cop 3…
😥RIP John Saxon.

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I mean to say 'Who I wish an actor in 'Chill Factor'. I corrected the mistake, but consequently, your post now looks wrong. It's always something…

CF is a movie from 1998
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It's got Cuba Gooding Jr. and Skeet Ulrich, but sadly no ape
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