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Donald Trump continues to whine, scream, and shout
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Guess the feds will have to drag his fat ass out
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History will remember Trump for being a whiny and pathetic crybaby bitch.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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It can be agreed whether you're a Calvin or a Hobbes
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The Trump administration are a bunch of knobs
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Donald Trump with his voter fraud claims ain't getting any traction
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I'm overjoyed that come January his dumb ass will be out of action
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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I'm glad Trump's finally out of our hair
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His administration was a dark remake of 'Being There'
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I know this greedy asshole named Charlie Draper
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Selfish motherfucker hoarded all the toilet paper
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Looks like panic shopping is on the rise again.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Covid is getting me annoyed
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I'll also blame it for the fact that I'm not employed
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I absolutely hate wearing a goddamn mask
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Cooking chickens with one on is no easy task
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Fucking mask keeps fogging up my glasses!

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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You don't need to see to masturbarte
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In fact, having to see it is something I hate
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I'm spending this Thanksgiving alone
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And only talking to family on the phone
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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My parents are in quarantine
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And they won't get tested. It's like a nauseating dream
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COVID-19 has put everyone on nerve-wracking edge
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It's like being constantly beaten with a sledge
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Sorry to hear that. I hope they both pull through.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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I just got a call. They just got tested!
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It's just the flu. Corona has been bested!
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Good to hear that they're okay
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I hope COVID-19 stays away
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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I'm sad to say things still suck
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Her two cats ran away because the dogs' were running amok
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I know this pothead name of Kit
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He got stoned and he missed it
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Thanks Shel Silverstein.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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He got stoned and it flew right by
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He got stoned oh me, oh my
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Thanks for giving me an easy one.

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There was a nut giving away lots of bucks
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But I got stoned and hence was out of luck
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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I got nothing against gay people or nothing, nope, no.
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Infact one of my fav pornhub searches is hairy muffed lesbo.
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Gays are also fine by me
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Something something watch me pee
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Kick Trump square in the fucking nuts.
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Apply a Stone Cold Stunner and flip off the dumb fuck.
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For Trump, that sounds like a lot of work
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Just let him lick the light-socket like a dumb-ass jerk
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Better yet, lets just call it a day.
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Where his new pussy will be, we grab it, rip it off, and throw it away
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I know a guy his name is Tuck
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His goal is to get sucked by a Goo-Goo Muk
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I know no such fucker
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But i know a girl who likes an all sucker 😉
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I know that gal to whom you refer
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She uses her pussy to smoke reefer
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I got nothing again as usual
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Fuck fucketty fuck fuck
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You sounds like you might be tired
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Something about a guy named Howard
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Just tired of the same old life
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Picks me up to remind me i cant fly
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Trump will cheat to get another four years
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Then he'll make himself king and eliminate jews and queers
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Sadly, this is looking more and more genuine.

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He will elect himself King. But be informed America is not a kingdom.

So he will elect himself emperor.
But be informed America is not an empire.

He will elect himself Prince.
But be informed America is not a principality, and will always remain a country.

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Your's is uplifting. Thanks for that.

Roses are red and I'm in a cave
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This makes no sense…microwave
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I see what you did there
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I farted and I don't care
Blag blrrrrrrt

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I saw a documentary on Bodil Joensen
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Why the fuck did I watch that?
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Beats the shit out of me
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I guess it's better than nude volleyball with Mr.T!
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I know this chubby slut name of Sally Round
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Her big fat ass all the guys love to pound
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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I'll be sneaking Sally through the alley
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Or demanding a refund if her cunts smelly
Hey diddle diddle the cat done a piddle, behind the kitchen door… the little dog laughed and blew off a fart and the cat jammed his dick in the door

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Big Sally aims to pleasure and please
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She spends lots of time on her knees
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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I bet you thought I'd do a rhyme about Covid Cunt Trump
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Fuck that shit, give this rocking tune a pump

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Donald Trump alas ain't gonna croak
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And he's making COVID-19 out to be a joke
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK :/

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Donald Trump alas is here to stay
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COVID-19 ain't gonna take him away
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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He bled for a week and didn't die ole Trump
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Its so fucking typical of a bloody cunt
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Election Day is almost here
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Lets hope it makes Trump disappear
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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The 2020 election to out Trump
Hey lad

Unless it's been paid off again by the cunt
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Yesterday I vote out that orange prick
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That motherfucker can suck my goddamn dick
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Donald Trump.
Dumbold Cunt

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Donald Trump is a nasty prick
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With a fat ass and little dick
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Now he's mad like a Karen something

Demanding to speak to the polls manager something

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Trump is such a whiny little bitch punk
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Who deserves to be thrown out like junk
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Trump? Trump? Trump who?

You mean Mr you're Fired boo fucking hoo?
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