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I know that guy name of Horner
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He gets off on scat porn-er
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Horny Horner lives a life sublime
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He beats his meat all the time
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Hormer is one horny honkey
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He fantasies about fucking a donkey
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Horner doesn't think it's wrong or sick
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To give a braying donkey his dick
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Horner doesn't have to cum in his sock
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After introducing a muskrat his cock
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Horner will fuck anything that moves
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As long as it breathes, it's in his groove
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For Honer it doesn't even have to breath
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Just ask the body of Janet Reeves
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Lots of good sex I'm gonna be missing
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After my dick fell off while I was pissing
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I know what's it's like to piss
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Away your sex is a thick yellow mist
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The damage to my poor dick took a further toll
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After I accidentally flushed it down the toilet bowl
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Some people put maggots in their dicks
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I'd rather watch a booger get flicked
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Yes, it's true: https://www.vice.com/en/article/avna8k/please-dont-stuff-your-cock-with-maggots

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I know this guy name of Tod
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He sticks pebbles in his rod
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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I know a guy who knows Cass
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And his meatus likes the feel of grass
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I know this guy by the name of Big Hank
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He fucked Cass's ass even though it stank
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The ass of Cass produces quite a smell
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One wiff and you're in hell
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Fucking Cass in the ass used to be a ball
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Now it's like throwing a hot dog down a hall
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Cass' asshole is so extended
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She doesn't notice getting fisted
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Cass's ass is so big and wide
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It can fit ten dicks inside
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Cass' ass is so wide and vast
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You could get lost in there fast
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If you need a parking space, then you're in luck
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'Cause in Cass's ass you could park a big ol' truck
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Cass has no ambition
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Shoving shit up her ass is her only mission
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Cass's ass is this huge wide gaping hole
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From which shit falls out just like coal
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The ass of Cass can swallow you whole
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Some say if can even absorb your mortal soul
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The ass of Cass has lots of folks inside
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This fills Cass with nothing but pride
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…and people.

Cass' ass likes people, places and things
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And you can know her age by counting her sphincter-rings
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Cass's ass continues to swell
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It's like a special portal to hell
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Not a real portal to hell by the way
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Really, it just smells that way
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Cass's ass has been everywhere
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From New York City to Delaware
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Watch out for Cass' fart
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Getting crushed by a bus can really smart
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Cass's ass is very beat up and worn
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From three decades worth of anal porn
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Cass has a big grin on her mouth
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Was when she anally ingested an entire hen house
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I once did the nasty with a big fat chick
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She was so heavy that she broke my dick
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I have a cure for a bent dick
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Just open up your hole and insert a stick
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Another way to revive a dick that's dead
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Is to fill it with a huge shitload of lead
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I know a guy his name is Ed
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He cut off his dick and hid it under his bed
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I know this hot lesbian gal name of Sally
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She lets other women yodel in her valley
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Sally likes to lick and fart
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She only licks the front because she's smart
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Sally ate out my sister and daughter too
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And she'll eat out my wife before she's through
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Salty Sally loves to eat
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Her favorite dish is clitoral meat
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Sally will go down on everyone
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For her eatin' pussy is fun
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I know a guy name of Zack
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Lucky his name rhymes or there wouldn't be a point in telling you that he ate Sally's crack
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Sally did it with famous porn star Pete
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Who drenched her with cum from his meat
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I know a guy his name is Mish Mash
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He has a stupid name
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Poor Sally's ass is in lots of pain
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After on ten guys she pulled a train
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Sally's as mad as a hatter
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That train made her ass a million times fater
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I'm pretending that it was literal train…up her ass.

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Sally's big ass can do no wrong
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She even took John Holmes' schlong
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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If Sally's ass gets any bigger
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I'm gonna cut it up and have it for dinner
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While it's sad that Big Bill Smith is gone
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He's still kicking ass in the great beyond
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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In America, one in every 13 females is a victim to domestic violence.

But not tonight, tonight its LADIES NIGHT!!! 🥳

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Oh, what a night!

For a second, you gave me a fright.
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