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I saw 'Nomads'; mainly to see Josie Cotton in a rare acting role!

I saw a cheesy monster movie, it's called 'Octaman'
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You should see it when you octa-can
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So it's my birthday today and now I'm 46
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After work I'll treat myself to a trashy flick
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Happy birthday, Woody!

If you're looking for good trash-flick
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Something by John Waters would be good and sick
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I'm planning on buying the Criterion release of Female Trouble somewhere down the road.

John Waters is definitely the man
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I watch his stuff whenever I can
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Criterion also released 'Multiple Maniacs'
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The movie censors in Baltimore tried to axe
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Criterion occasionally gives trash fans something neat
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Their loaded two disc release of Salo is a total treat
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Salo is something great
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A good reminder of why fascism is something to hate
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You wouldn't think we'd need a reminder, but the way things are going now…

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When it comes to shocking films Salo is it
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It's not everyday you see people eating shit
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Someone needs to do an updated version of Salo in which two of the fascists are patterned after Donald Trump and Harvey Weinstein.

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Oh, that would be great!

Harvey Weinstein is such a sack of shit
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That if he were in Salo, he'd probably get 'et
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Donald Trump in Salo would be super sick
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He'd be the guy who gives his own daughter dick
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A Donald Trump Salo would be too scary
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We'd see him milk his daughter's tits like a cow at a dairy
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Thanks to Trump Salo is kind of coming true
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It's enough to make one feel sad and blue
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Well, we don't KNOW if the piss tape exists; we just kinda assume it 'cause we've seen Trump.

Donald Trump is worse than a todler
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He's a orange degenerate with a fetish for his daughter
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Johnnie Keyes fucked Marilyn Chambers so hard that she passed out
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The fact that Keyes just died makes me want to cry and shout
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Keyes made an especially inspired appearance as himself in the 70's porn gem SexWorld.

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Johnnie Keyes balls hung down to the ground
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A package like that is surely profound
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Johnnie Keyes was one hell of a stud
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Who banged babes hard with his big pud
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The gals loved Keyes giant cock
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And getting banged 'til they could barely walk
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Confessions of a Teenage Peanut Butter Freak boasts weird fetishes and incest too
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It's the kind of hardcore 1970's porn that makes my balls all sore and blue
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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I know a flasher his name is Mark
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Ask him for a smoke and he'll show you his lark
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I know that flasher name of Mark
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He got busted for flashing in the park
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I know a guy name of Steve
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The sight of Mark's junk made him heave
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I know this old lady name of Hillary Poke
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She gave Mark's junk a nice big stroke
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There's something strange 'bout that guy Mark
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Blowing chipmunks in the park
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Mark has a friend name of Nick
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He also likes to show off his dick
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That guys Nick is a real ace
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Likes to rub his pecker on his cat's face
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Another crazy thing about that guy Nick
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He doesn't think fucking his cousin is sick
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Nick's cousin goes by Nulls
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He likes to play with Nick's balls
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I know a chronic masturbator name of Stan
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His very best friend is his right hand
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I know a publisher name of Fran
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She can strongly relate to Stan
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This comes from personal experience as I've personally met publishers and they're all a bunch of jack-offs. This is why I suspect more people are self-publishing; they've gotten tired of having to kiss the asses of idiots.

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That's exactly why I write mini-bios on the IMDb so much. I don't have to deal with any editors or publishers at all.

I know this British bit player name of Fred Wood
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His presence in any movie makes it even more good
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Guy was in over 130 movies in uncredited minor roles in a career that spanned five decades.

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Fred Wood was naked in 'Morons from Outer Space'
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Protesting with his ass all over the place
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Fred Wood naked is not a pretty sight
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The sight of him nude gave me a fright
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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I've been around and seen many things
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But a hairy naked ass still turns me green
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Peter Fonda is a fucking tool
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His Twitter post was most uncool
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I get a lot of my news late. What did Peter Fonda say?

Now with kiddy-concentration camps one thing is plain
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I hope trump's hair recedes back into his scalp and throttles his brain
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Fonda made some post on Twitter saying Baron Trump should be abducted and molested by pedophiles.

When it comes to politics two wrongs don't make a right
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If liberals keep saying gross remarks they will lose the fight
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Yikes!

Fonda's comments are just plain sick
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Even liberals can be dicks
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What Fonda said was fallout out wrong
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Some pervert should play with his dong
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Who would have thought Peter Fonda would be such a dick?

I know a gal name of Gloria Balsam
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If she doesn't find Fluffy, I'll start bawlin'
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I recently met Gloria Balsam online! She's incredibly nice.

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I know this freaky guy name of Bart
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He has orgasms whenever he farts
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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I know a guy his name is Ned
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He rubs his cum on his head
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I know that guy name of Ned
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He also has cum all over his bed
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Ned sure is strange
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Jerking off into his coffee is kinda deranged
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Another thing about that guy Ned
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He prefers his women cold and dead
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Today is a very sad and tragic day
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For Harlan Ellison has passed away
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Ellison is now gone
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But 'Shatterday' will forever live on
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Ellison wrote for some classic television shows
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And clashed with executives that came to blows
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I loved that Ellison wasn't afraid to confront anyone who messed with his stuff. The guy had a lot of balls.

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Ellison would not behave
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Harsh verbal beatings what what he gave
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