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Another thing about that Jason guy
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Even if you kill him he doesn't die
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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That Jason is a pain in the ass
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Run if you see a hockey mask
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If you go to Camp Crystal Lake you better be good
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Or Jason will kill you if you have sex in his woods
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It does seem he kills based on your hardness
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But the truth is, he'll kill ya regardless
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If don't wish to meet Jason and wind up dead
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Stay out of the woods and stay at home instead
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That's an idea that at first seems good
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But what if you happen to live in the woods?
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My mom lives in Cole Creek Colorado, right in the middle of the woods! Arrrggghhh!

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If you live in the woods then you're out of luck
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Jason will get you and hence your are fucked
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That Jason is a bad dude
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You see his machete and you're screwed
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Noble Craig was a truly amazing and impressive guy
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He was an amputee and almost blind in one eye

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Despite this, Craig went on to act in a few movies in which he played such memorably grotesque characters as the vomit creature in Poltergeist II and the ape-like sewer monster in Big Trouble in Little China. Plus he was the father of five kids and a Vietnam war veteran (he lost his limbs due to injuries sustained in combat). Sadly, Craig recently passed away on April 26, 2018.

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The death of Craig really sucks
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His "puddle soldier" makes me want to blow chunks
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Remember that from the 1988 'The Blob' remake?

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Noble Craig was a man to admire
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He had a full life that does inspire
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I saw the remake of The Blob in the theater when I was a teenager.

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Cool.

Noble Craig had his share of troubles
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But he overcame them on the double
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I know this porn star name of Pete
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He blows huge loads from his meat

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I know that guy name of Pete
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He rubs syrup on his balls to make his cum sweet
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Today is another sad day
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Margot Kidder has passed away
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Loved Kidder in Black Christmas, Sistors, 92 in the Shade, and, of course, Superman.

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Superman must be going insane
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He has just lost Louise Lane
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Margot Kidder was quite sexy and brash
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She's great in Black Christmas talking trash
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Kidder's death has got me down
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This must have been what it felt like when Natalie Wood drown
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Margot Kidder was great in De Palma's Sisters, too
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Hey untimely death has me feeling sad and blue
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Oh yeah, I remember that. She was great!

She was so funny in 'Black Christmas' she made me pee
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"Fellatio 20880. Fellatio. It's a new exchange, FE"
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I know this guy name of Mort
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Sand and dirt he loves to snort
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I know a guy his name is Scott
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He loves a mouthful of Mort's snot
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I know this fat gal name of Sandy
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She loves to eat lots of candy
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I really do know a Sandy, but she's a friend so I'll use another name.

How about…

Steven Seagal is a sexist bastard
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He has third world sex-slaves lick his ass; what a turd
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Steven Seagal has the charisma of a can of spam
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And he's no where near as cool as Jean-Claude Van Damme
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Steven Seagal is just a pony tailed Trump
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Van Damme could kick him in the rump
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Steven Seagal just ain't no good
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He'll never be another Clint Eastwood
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Cynthia Rothrock could turn him inside out
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Seagal is an obnoxious rapist who deserves to get gout
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Men who rape women are vile and sick
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Chuck Norris should rip off Seagal's dick
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I know a guy his name's Jim Kelly
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He'd hit Seagal until his bones turned to jelly
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I know this guy name of Leo Fong
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He should rip off Seagal's dong
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Something else Seagal won't accept or doesn't konw
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He'll never hold a candle to Sammo Hung Kam-Bo
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Steven Seagal ain't the man
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He stinks worse than a trash can
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Seagal's lying, cheating, molesting ways will get him sent to hell
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And the man to put him there is Gene Labell
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Clink Walker was a 6'6" hunk of a man
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Sad to hear he just kicked the can
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Rest in peace, Clint Walker.

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Wow, and I just saw 'Yuma' not long ago.

Clint Walker's death makes me sore in the belly
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He was so damn good in 'Yellowstone Kelly'
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Harvey Weinstein is a piece of scum
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I hope in prison he's fucked in his bum
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Why did Yellowstone Kelly have to die and not that rapist ass-sack Weinstein?

To Weinstein, women ain't nothing but toys
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The same is true of Kevin Spacey and boys
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The reason Michael Jackson wore that glove
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Was to not leave fingerprints on boys he loved
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Yes, I went there.

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Word is the Han Solo film seriously sucks
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Disney made it strictly for the bucks
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I know a scoutmaster his name is Rob
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On his dick the boy scouts bob
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I know a scoutmaster name of Fred
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He makes all the boys give him head
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I know that guy name of Ted
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He's one sick little biped
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I know this pedophile name of Vic
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He pays little boys to suck his dick
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I know that guy name of Vic
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He's a perverted inbreed hick
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Roseanne Barr just killed her own show
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So she's back to sucking dick and doing blow
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Roseanne had a hit show and blow it off
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Now it's Judy Tenuta's turn to scoff
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Frank Doubleday as Romero in Escape from New York gave me chills
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The fact that he just died from cancer at age 73 makes me ill
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Doubleday also played the gang leader who kills Kim Richards in cold blood in Assault on Precinct 13.

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Doublday's death really sucks
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I should watch 'Avenging Angel' and have some yuks
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You should watch "Nomads" as well
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It's offbeat 80's horror and hence swell
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