The Beach Girls : Hey Laddy Laddy La

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Another thing about that Jason guy
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Even if you kill him he doesn't die
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

That Jason is a pain in the ass
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Run if you see a hockey mask
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... That Jason is a pain in the ass
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Run if you see a hockey mask
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
If you go to Camp Crystal Lake you better be good
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Or Jason will kill you if you have sex in his woods
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... If you go to Camp Crystal Lake you better be good
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Or Jason will kill you if you have sex in his woods
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
It does seem he kills based on your hardness
Hey Laddy Laddy La

But the truth is, he'll kill ya regardless
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... It does seem he kills based on your hardness
Hey Laddy Laddy La

But the truth is, he'll kill ya regardless
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
If don't wish to meet Jason and wind up dead
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Stay out of the woods and stay at home instead
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... If don't wish to meet Jason and wind up dead
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Stay out of the woods and stay at home instead
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
That's an idea that at first seems good
Hey Laddy Laddy La

But what if you happen to live in the woods?
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

My mom lives in Cole Creek Colorado, right in the middle of the woods! Arrrggghhh!

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... That's an idea that at first seems good
Hey Laddy Laddy La

But what if you happen to live in the woods?
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

My mom lives in Cole Creek Colorado, right in the middle of the woods! Arrrggghhh!
expand
If you live in the woods then you're out of luck
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Jason will get you and hence your are ****ed
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... If you live in the woods then you're out of luck
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Jason will get you and hence your are fucked
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
That Jason is a bad dude
Hey Laddy Laddy La

You see his machete and you're screwed
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... That Jason is a bad dude
Hey Laddy Laddy La

You see his machete and you're screwed
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Noble Craig was a truly amazing and impressive guy
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He was an amputee and almost blind in one eye

Hey Laddy Laddy Lo


Despite this, Craig went on to act in a few movies in which he played such memorably grotesque characters as the vomit creature in Poltergeist II and the ape-like sewer monster in Big Trouble in Little China. Plus he was the father of five kids and a Vietnam war veteran (he lost his limbs due to injuries sustained in combat). Sadly, Craig recently passed away on April 26, 2018.

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... Noble Craig was a truly amazing and impressive guy
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He was an amputee and almost blind in one eye

Hey Laddy Laddy Lo


Despite this, Craig went on to act in a few movies in which he played such memorably grotesque characters as the vomit creature in Poltergeist II and the ape-like sewer monster in Big Trouble in Little China. Plus he was the father of five kids and a Vietnam war veteran (he lost his limbs due to injuries sustained in combat). Sadly, Craig recently passed away on April 26, 2018.
expand
The death of Craig really sucks
Hey Laddy Laddy La

His "puddle soldier" makes me want to blow chunks
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Remember that from the 1988 'The Blob' remake?

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... The death of Craig really sucks
Hey Laddy Laddy La

His "puddle soldier" makes me want to blow chunks
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Remember that from the 1988 'The Blob' remake?
expand
Noble Craig was a man to admire
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He had a full life that does inspire
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

I saw the remake of The Blob in the theater when I was a teenager.

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... Noble Craig was a man to admire
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He had a full life that does inspire
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

I saw the remake of The Blob in the theater when I was a teenager.
expand
Cool.

Noble Craig had his share of troubles
Hey Laddy Laddy La

But he overcame them on the double
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Cool.

Noble Craig had his share of troubles
Hey Laddy Laddy La

But he overcame them on the double
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
I know this porn star name of Pete
Hey Laddy Laddy La


He blows huge loads from his meat

Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... I know this porn star name of Pete
Hey Laddy Laddy La


He blows huge loads from his meat

Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
I know that guy name of Pete
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He rubs syrup on his balls to make his cum sweet
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Cool.

Noble Craig had his share of troubles
Hey Laddy Laddy La

But he overcame them on the double
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Today is another sad day
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Margot Kidder has passed away
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Loved Kidder in Black Christmas, Sistors, 92 in the Shade, and, of course, Superman.

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... Today is another sad day
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Margot Kidder has passed away
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Loved Kidder in Black Christmas, Sistors, 92 in the Shade, and, of course, Superman.
expand
Superman must be going insane
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He has just lost Louise Lane
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Superman must be going insane
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He has just lost Louise Lane
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Margot Kidder was quite sexy and brash
Hey Laddy Laddy La

She's great in Black Christmas talking trash
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... Margot Kidder was quite sexy and brash
Hey Laddy Laddy La

She's great in Black Christmas talking trash
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Kidder's death has got me down
Hey Laddy Laddy La

This must have been what it felt like when Natalie Wood drown
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Kidder's death has got me down
Hey Laddy Laddy La

This must have been what it felt like when Natalie Wood drown
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Margot Kidder was great in De Palma's Sisters, too
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Hey untimely death has me feeling sad and blue
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... Margot Kidder was great in De Palma's Sisters, too
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Hey untimely death has me feeling sad and blue
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Oh yeah, I remember that. She was great!

She was so funny in 'Black Christmas' she made me pee
Hey Laddy Laddy La

"Fellatio 20880. Fellatio. It's a new exchange, FE"
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Oh yeah, I remember that. She was great!

She was so funny in 'Black Christmas' she made me pee
Hey Laddy Laddy La

"Fellatio 20880. Fellatio. It's a new exchange, FE"
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
I know this guy name of Mort
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Sand and dirt he loves to snort
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... I know this guy name of Mort
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Sand and dirt he loves to snort
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
I know a guy his name is Scott
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He loves a mouthful of Mort's snot
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy his name is Scott
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He loves a mouthful of Mort's snot
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
I know this fat gal name of Sandy
Hey Laddy Laddy La

She loves to eat lots of candy
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... I know this fat gal name of Sandy
Hey Laddy Laddy La

She loves to eat lots of candy
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
I really do know a Sandy, but she's a friend so I'll use another name.

How about…

Steven Seagal is a sexist bastard
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He has third world sex-slaves lick his ass; what a turd
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I really do know a Sandy, but she's a friend so I'll use another name.

How about…

Steven Seagal is a sexist bastard
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He has third world sex-slaves lick his ass; what a turd
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Steven Seagal has the charisma of a can of spam
Hey Laddy Laddy La

And he's no where near as cool as Jean-Claude Van Damme
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... Steven Seagal has the charisma of a can of spam
Hey Laddy Laddy La

And he's no where near as cool as Jean-Claude Van Damme
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Steven Seagal is just a pony tailed Trump
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Van Damme could kick him in the rump
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Steven Seagal is just a pony tailed Trump
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Van Damme could kick him in the rump
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Steven Seagal just ain't no good
Hey Laddy Laddy La


He'll never be another Clint Eastwood
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... Steven Seagal just ain't no good
Hey Laddy Laddy La


He'll never be another Clint Eastwood
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Cynthia Rothrock could turn him inside out
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Seagal is an obnoxious rapist who deserves to get gout
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Cynthia Rothrock could turn him inside out
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Seagal is an obnoxious rapist who deserves to get gout
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Men who rape women are vile and sick
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Chuck Norris should rip off Seagal's dick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... Men who rape women are vile and sick
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Chuck Norris should rip off Seagal's dick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
I know a guy his name's Jim Kelly
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He'd hit Seagal until his bones turned to jelly
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy his name's Jim Kelly
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He'd hit Seagal until his bones turned to jelly
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
I know this guy name of Leo Fong
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He should rip off Seagal's dong
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... I know this guy name of Leo Fong
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He should rip off Seagal's dong
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Something else Seagal won't accept or doesn't konw
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He'll never hold a candle to Sammo Hung Kam-Bo
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Something else Seagal won't accept or doesn't konw
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He'll never hold a candle to Sammo Hung Kam-Bo
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Steven Seagal ain't the man
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He stinks worse than a trash can
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... Steven Seagal ain't the man
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He stinks worse than a trash can
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Seagal's lying, cheating, molesting ways will get him sent to hell
Hey Laddy Laddy La

And the man to put him there is Gene Labell
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Seagal's lying, cheating, molesting ways will get him sent to hell
Hey Laddy Laddy La

And the man to put him there is Gene Labell
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Clink Walker was a 6'6" hunk of a man
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Sad to hear he just kicked the can
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Rest in peace, Clint Walker.

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... Clink Walker was a 6'6" hunk of a man
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Sad to hear he just kicked the can
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Rest in peace, Clint Walker.
expand
Wow, and I just saw 'Yuma' not long ago.

Clint Walker's death makes me sore in the belly
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He was so damn good in 'Yellowstone Kelly'
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Wow, and I just saw 'Yuma' not long ago.

Clint Walker's death makes me sore in the belly
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He was so damn good in 'Yellowstone Kelly'
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Harvey Weinstein is a piece of scum
Hey Laddy Laddy La

I hope in prison he's ****ed in his bum
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... Harvey Weinstein is a piece of scum
Hey Laddy Laddy La

I hope in prison he's fucked in his bum
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Why did Yellowstone Kelly have to die and not that rapist ass-sack Weinstein?

To Weinstein, women ain't nothing but toys
Hey Laddy Laddy La

The same is true of Kevin Spacey and boys
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Why did Yellowstone Kelly have to die and not that rapist ass-sack Weinstein?

To Weinstein, women ain't nothing but toys
Hey Laddy Laddy La

The same is true of Kevin Spacey and boys
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
The reason Michael Jackson wore that glove
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Was to not leave fingerprints on boys he loved
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Yes, I went there.

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... The reason Michael Jackson wore that glove
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Was to not leave fingerprints on boys he loved
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Yes, I went there.
expand
Word is the Han Solo film seriously sucks
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Disney made it strictly for the bucks
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... The reason Michael Jackson wore that glove
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Was to not leave fingerprints on boys he loved
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Yes, I went there.
expand
I know a scoutmaster his name is Rob
Hey Laddy Laddy La

On his dick the boy scouts bob
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a scoutmaster his name is Rob
Hey Laddy Laddy La

On his dick the boy scouts bob
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
I know a scoutmaster name of Fred
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He makes all the boys give him head
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... I know a scoutmaster name of Fred
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He makes all the boys give him head
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
I know that guy name of Ted
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He's one sick little biped
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know that guy name of Ted
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He's one sick little biped
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
I know this pedophile name of Vic
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He pays little boys to suck his dick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... I know this pedophile name of Vic
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He pays little boys to suck his dick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
I know that guy name of Vic
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He's a perverted inbreed hick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know that guy name of Vic
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He's a perverted inbreed hick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Roseanne Barr just killed her own show
Hey Laddy Laddy La

So she's back to sucking dick and doing blow
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... Roseanne Barr just killed her own show
Hey Laddy Laddy La

So she's back to sucking dick and doing blow
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Roseanne had a hit show and blow it off
Hey Laddy Laddy La

Now it's Judy Tenuta's turn to scoff
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know that guy name of Vic
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He's a perverted inbreed hick
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
Frank Doubleday as Romero in Escape from New York gave me chills
Hey Laddy Laddy La

The fact that he just died from cancer at age 73 makes me ill
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo


Doubleday also played the gang leader who kills Kim Richards in cold blood in Assault on Precinct 13.

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Woodyanders said... Frank Doubleday as Romero in Escape from New York gave me chills
Hey Laddy Laddy La

The fact that he just died from cancer at age 73 makes me ill
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo


Doubleday also played the gang leader who kills Kim Richards in cold blood in Assault on Precinct 13.
expand
Doublday's death really sucks
Hey Laddy Laddy La

I should watch 'Avenging Angel' and have some yuks
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Re: Hey Laddy Laddy La

Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Doublday's death really sucks
Hey Laddy Laddy La

I should watch 'Avenging Angel' and have some yuks
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
expand
You should watch "Nomads" as well
Hey Laddy Laddy La

It's offbeat 80's horror and hence swell
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Woody Anders is the birthday man/ Hey Laddy Laddy La / He does it because it's his jam/ Hey Laddy Laddy Lo
Top