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Donald Trump won't wear a mask
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That gives me more hope then I've had in the past
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Hey, what happened to Mike Hunt?

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If Donald Trump was to get COVID-19 & die
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I'd just lift my head up and make a loud sigh
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Trump and beauty pageants.

He went after the blondes, but at the black girls he'd scoff
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For them, it was the first time racism really paid off
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Trump's handling of the pandemic blows
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It's time for that asshole to go
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Trump can put his face to my ass
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And inhale every ounce of gas
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Today I am feeling really blue
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I just lost an uncle that I knew
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Poor man had cancer, so at least he's no longer in any kind of pain.

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I'm sorry to hear that. It's really a shame.

I have hemorrhoids that just won't quit
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I bleed like hell after taking a shit
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Thanks. At least he's out of pain.

I once fucked a teacher in the ass
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She was real hot, but had no class
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School's out for summer!

I know a band called Van Halen
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"Hot for teacher" had conservatives wailin'
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I had it bad for Mrs. Lee
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I wanted to fuck her pussy
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I know a guy with a crush on Lee
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He wants to fill her ass with fleas
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Mrs. Lee just loved to spread
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And was very good at giving head
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Ms. Lee was a fox
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That liked tongue in her furry box
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Social distancing has taken its toll
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I stand six feet away from my toilet bowl
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I know a fetishist name of Mona
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She gets turned on by photos of Corona
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I have to wear a mask at work
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I even wear a mask when I jerk
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Better safe than sorry, right?

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George Carlin said something like that in the '80's or early 90's. "Just to play it safe, not even jerking off anymore. Not since AIDS materialized." Something like that.

I know a guy his name is clark
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He wanted a kid , but his seamen missed the mark
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I know this total idiot by the name of Charlie Sands
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He heard urine cures COVID, so now he pisses on his hands
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I know that guy name of Sands
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He rubs sandpaper on his glands
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Pence is indeed no better than Trump
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The guy is a nasty gay-bashing hump
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I wish I could go back to high school
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I'd fuck the shit out of Mrs. O'Toole
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When I went to high school I jerked off into a sock
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Now we have hot female teachers who crave young cock
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For female teachers today it's neither wrong nor sick
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To spread their legs for not yet legal young dick
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Teenage boys in high school sure got it made
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They hook up with a hot teacher and get laid
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Trump reportedly likes to piss all over chicks
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In hooker parlance this makes him a freak trick
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Donald Trump's lustful feelings for Ivanka are sick
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If he could get away with it he'd give her the dick
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2018 so far for me has been shit
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On New Year's Eve my car battery quit
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Tom Cruise is also reportedly a nancy boy
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Being around other guys fills him with joy
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I know this pathetic loser name of Stan
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He can't get a woman so he uses his band
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Never heard of this game but it seems like fun
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I have to meet someone so I have to run
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We're all for new folks joining in
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It makes this thread full of win
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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With Cosby being a rapist my childhood died
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Though it gives me an idea…Doctor Huxtable & Mr. Hyde
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At least Mr. Rogers was nice and kind
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A bad word about him you'll never find
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Mr. Rogers was a nice guy
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Just as sweet as cherry pie
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I know this kinky guy name of Dave
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He bangs corpses in their graves
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I'll do a sick one next, but for now.

I'll bet a husband will come in handy
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So I'd like to say, Congratulations, Sandy!
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A close friend of mine is engaged, so I'm in one of my rare sentimental moods.

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I know this gassy girl named Francine
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During sex she farts something mean
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I know that girl name of Francine
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She farted so hard, she ruptured her spleen
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I know this horny dude name of Buck
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He's always ready and willing to fuck
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I know Buck's friend his name is Clive
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Any dick near his ass get's…'Eaten Alive'!
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I know this creepy burnt dude name of Fred
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He kills people in dreams despite being dead
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I know that guy name of Fred
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He takes kids to the boiler room and then their dead
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I know this hockey-masked dude name of Jason Vorhees
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With his machete he'll kill you with utmost ease
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Those who meet Jason end up dead
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Then he decapitates them and gives himself head
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That's the part they didn't show you in the movies.
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