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Woodyanders said... I hope the protesters all get sick
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They're all a bunch of stupid dicks
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Donald Trump won't wear a mask
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That gives me more hope then I've had in the past
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Hey, what happened to Mike Hunt?

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Donald Trump won't wear a mask
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That gives me more hope then I've had in the past
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Hey, what happened to Mike Hunt?
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If Donald Trump was to get COVID-19 & die
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I'd just lift my head up and make a loud sigh
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Woodyanders said... If Donald Trump was to get COVID-19 & die
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I'd just lift my head up and make a loud sigh
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Trump and beauty pageants.

He went after the blondes, but at the black girls he'd scoff
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For them, it was the first time racism really paid off
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Trump and beauty pageants.

He went after the blondes, but at the black girls he'd scoff
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For them, it was the first time racism really paid off
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Trump's handling of the pandemic blows
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It's time for that asshole to go
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Woodyanders said... Trump's handling of the pandemic blows
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It's time for that asshole to go
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Trump can put his face to my ass
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And inhale every ounce of gas
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Trump can put his face to my ass
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And inhale every ounce of gas
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Today I am feeling really blue
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I just lost an uncle that I knew
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Poor man had cancer, so at least he's no longer in any kind of pain.

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Woodyanders said... Today I am feeling really blue
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I just lost an uncle that I knew
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Poor man had cancer, so at least he's no longer in any kind of pain.
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I'm sorry to hear that. It's really a shame.

I have hemorrhoids that just won't quit
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I bleed like hell after taking a ****
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I'm sorry to hear that. It's really a shame.

I have hemorrhoids that just won't quit
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I bleed like hell after taking a shit
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Thanks. At least he's out of pain.

I once ****ed a teacher in the ass
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She was real hot, but had no class
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Woodyanders said... Thanks. At least he's out of pain.

I once fucked a teacher in the ass
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She was real hot, but had no class
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School's out for summer!

I know a band called Van Halen
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"Hot for teacher" had conservatives wailin'
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... School's out for summer!

I know a band called Van Halen
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"Hot for teacher" had conservatives wailin'
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I had it bad for Mrs. Lee
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I wanted to **** her pussy
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Woodyanders said... I had it bad for Mrs. Lee
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I wanted to fuck her pussy
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I know a guy with a crush on Lee
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He wants to fill her ass with fleas
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy with a crush on Lee
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He wants to fill her ass with fleas
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Mrs. Lee just loved to spread
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And was very good at giving head
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Woodyanders said... Mrs. Lee just loved to spread
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And was very good at giving head
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Ms. Lee was a fox
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That liked tongue in her furry box
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Ms. Lee was a fox
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That liked tongue in her furry box
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Social distancing has taken its toll
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I stand six feet away from my toilet bowl
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Woodyanders said... Social distancing has taken its toll
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I stand six feet away from my toilet bowl
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I know a fetishist name of Mona
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She gets turned on by photos of Corona
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a fetishist name of Mona
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She gets turned on by photos of Corona
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I have to wear a mask at work
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I even wear a mask when I jerk
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Better safe than sorry, right?

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Woodyanders said... I have to wear a mask at work
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I even wear a mask when I jerk
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Better safe than sorry, right?
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George Carlin said something like that in the '80's or early 90's. "Just to play it safe, not even jerking off anymore. Not since AIDS materialized." Something like that.

I know a guy his name is clark
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He wanted a kid , but his seamen missed the mark
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... George Carlin said something like that in the '80's or early 90's. "Just to play it safe, not even jerking off anymore. Not since AIDS materialized." Something like that.

I know a guy his name is clark
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He wanted a kid , but his seamen missed the mark
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I know this total idiot by the name of Charlie Sands
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He heard urine cures COVID, so now he pisses on his hands
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Woodyanders said... I know this total idiot by the name of Charlie Sands
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He heard urine cures COVID, so now he pisses on his hands
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I know that guy name of Sands
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He rubs sandpaper on his glands
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... It'd be great to hang Trump on the fence
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But then we'd still be stuck with Pence
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Pence is indeed no better than Trump
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The guy is a nasty gay-bashing hump
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Chaoda Rabinesh said... Hot Female Teachers love young dick
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The fact that this didn’t happen when I went to school makes me sick
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I wish I could go back to high school
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I'd **** the **** out of Mrs. O'Toole
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Chaoda Rabinesh said... Hot Female Teachers love young dick
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The fact that this didn’t happen when I went to school makes me sick
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When I went to high school I jerked off into a sock
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Now we have hot female teachers who crave young cock
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Chaoda Rabinesh said... Hot Female Teachers love young dick
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The fact that this didn’t happen when I went to school makes me sick
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For female teachers today it's neither wrong nor sick
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To spread their legs for not yet legal young dick
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Chaoda Rabinesh said... Hot Female Teachers love young dick
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The fact that this didn’t happen when I went to school makes me sick
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Teenage boys in high school sure got it made
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They hook up with a hot teacher and get laid
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Chaoda Rabinesh said... In a Thailand prison lays a Russian whore
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When it comes to Trump…she claims to know the score
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She will be found laying face down in the Moscow River
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Trump reportedly likes to piss all over chicks
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In hooker parlance this makes him a freak trick
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Chaoda Rabinesh said... Well Donald was giving Stormy a hump
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He was wishing he could bang his daughter ..Ivanka Trump
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Donald Trump's lustful feelings for Ivanka are sick
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If he could get away with it he'd give her the dick
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2018 so far for me has been ****
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On New Year's Eve my car battery quit
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Tom Cruise is also reportedly a nancy boy
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Being around other guys fills him with joy
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I know this pathetic loser name of Stan
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He can't get a woman so he uses his band
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Never heard of this game but it seems like fun
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I have to meet someone so I have to run
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We're all for new folks joining in
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It makes this thread full of win
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With Cosby being a rapist my childhood died
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Though it gives me an idea…Doctor Huxtable & Mr. Hyde
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At least Mr. Rogers was nice and kind
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A bad word about him you'll never find
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Mr. Rogers was a nice guy
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Just as sweet as cherry pie
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I know this kinky guy name of Dave
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He bangs corpses in their graves
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I'll do a sick one next, but for now.

I'll bet a husband will come in handy
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So I'd like to say, Congratulations, Sandy!
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A close friend of mine is engaged, so I'm in one of my rare sentimental moods.

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I know this gassy girl named Francine
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During sex she farts something mean
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I know that girl name of Francine
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She farted so hard, she ruptured her spleen
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I know this horny dude name of Buck
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He's always ready and willing to ****
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I know Buck's friend his name is Clive
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Any dick near his ass get's…'Eaten Alive'!
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I know this creepy burnt dude name of Fred
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He kills people in dreams despite being dead
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I know that guy name of Fred
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He takes kids to the boiler room and then their dead
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I know this hockey-masked dude name of Jason Vorhees
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With his machete he'll kill you with utmost ease
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Those who meet Jason end up dead
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Then he decapitates them and gives himself head
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That's the part they didn't show you in the movies.
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