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I knew this kinky guy name of Pete
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He's got a fetish for women's feet
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An oldie, but a goodie.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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I know Pete's girlfriend name of Rose
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She loves when Pete sucks on her toes
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I know that guy name of Pete
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Toe-fungus salad is his favorite treat
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Pete also has a sister named Drew
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She lets Pete sniff her shoes
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I that gal name of Drew
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On Pete's dick she likes to spew
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Pete's days of sniffing shoes in public are no more
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After he got busted sniffing sneakers at a shoe store
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Now Pete will need all the courage he can muster
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To face his cellmate Bob the Nut Buster
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Bob is Pete's new best friend
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Who's gonna get Pete in the end
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Bob gave Pete and brand new job
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Polishing his swollen nob
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Bob always makes Pete spread
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And rewards him with slices of bread
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How is Pete like peanut butter? He spreads for bread.

And if Pete wants extra bread
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He opens wide and gives Bob head
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Pete in jail is constantly getting reamed
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And soon his ass will be filled with cream
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Old Pete is one poor mutt
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To have his ass filled with cream and eaten like a doughnut
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Since going tp prison Pete's ass has been through hell
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It's all bloody, bruised, and even starting to swell
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Poor Pete has really been had
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And only a little shoe fetish made society this mad
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Pete really doesn't deserve to do hard time
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Sniffing shoes is a pretty innocuous crime
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Pete's life is now damn hard
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He's now getting his ass greased with lard
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The only good thing about Pete being in jail
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Is that shit simply plops right out of his tail
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Yes, while anal rape is among the worst things in man's creation
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At least he no longer has to deal with constipation
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Today comes with more sad and heartbreaking news
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For we just lost the creator of Hill Street Blues
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Steven Bochco has died at age 74. Hill Street Blues is my all-time favorite police drama that totally revolutionized the genre in its day.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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That is terrible news
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It just gave me the (Hill Street) blues
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Steven Bochco made a lot of great TV
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He gave us shows full of audacity
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Bocho's death is a shock
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We lost the creator of 'Cop Rock'
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Cop Rock was way ahead of its time
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With cops singing and fighting crime
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That show was basically Glee with guns.

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I know a guy his name is Fred
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He likes his lovers stiff and dead
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I know that guy name of Fred
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He has a skeleton in his bed
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Another thing about old Fred
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He likes women best when they're just a head
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Fred has a necro friend name of Jake
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He scores with women at their wakes
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He has another friend name of Moore
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He likes his women covered with sores
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I know that guy name of Moore
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He got crabs from an old whore
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Here is even more on Moore
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He likes licking his own cum off the floor
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Another thing about that guy Moore
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He got splinters from fucking a door
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That guy Moore just ain't right
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He likes to rat-ass 'cause it's good a tight
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That Moore guy just doesn't care
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Every now and then he fucks a chair
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I saw Moore fuck the chair
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And dig up French director, Rene Clair
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Milos Forman made a few movies that rate amongst the best
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I never get tired of watching One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
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Rest in peace, Milos Forman.

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Milos Forman's death fills me with gloom
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He would believe they put a Man On The Moon
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The People VS. Larry Flynt was swell
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Amadeus was really terrific as well
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R. Lee Ermey loved to scream and yell
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Right now he's giving God or Satan hell
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Rest in peace, Gunny.

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It's a shame that R. Lee Ermey is gone
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With him, we almost won Vietnam
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Another reason for us to feel blue
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Harry Anderson has passed away too
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I grew up watching "Night Court" on TV in the 1980's.

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I'm glad rapey Bill Cosby wasn't given a pass
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Hopefully in prison he'll get fucked up the ass
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Bill Cosby will be doing time
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For committing such a horrendous crime
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What I'm referring to is of course is 'Leonard Part 6'. At least we know Cobsy will never do anything worse than that…why's everyone looking at me?

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Bill Cosby should be in jail sucking dick
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For starring in the atrocious 'Leonard Part Six'
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It's too bad Juleah Weikel lost her career due to beefing
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But we can all be glad she wasn't queefing
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Hey, let's back into it.

The country is under quarantine
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But a good drink of bleach will keep us all clean
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Everything has gone berserk
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Plus I still gotta work
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Funny, I've been more busy since the pandemic then I've been in a long time.

Trump advocates hitting our bodies with ultraviolet light
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I wish he'd just stay out of sight
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I hope the protesters all get sick
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They're all a bunch of stupid dicks
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