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As if Trump hasn't caused us enough strife
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Now he wants to be our president for life
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Trump will be lucky if he even finishes a single term.

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I'm amazed he even made it this far
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Then again, he really lowered the bar
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If Trump gets impeached he won't blame himself
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Instead he will place the blame on everyone else
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Trump's impeachment won't be his fault at all
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It'll be because Hilary set him up to fall
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Might as well blame Obama while we're at it
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Jesus, is Trump a total piece of sleazy shit
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Donald Trump is too lazy to think
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That's probably why he's such a dink
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Trump has the attention span of a gnat
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Plus he's really gross, dumb, old, and fat
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News about Trump makes me sick
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I'll have to cure myself with Frank Zappa music
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From Trump we could all use a break
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I'm stuffing my face with lots of cake
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Because Trump makes me sick
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I'm distracting myself watching Johnny Wadd wet his dick
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I'm watching 'The Danish Connection' now. I'm not much of a Johnny Wadd fan, but this is one of the better ones.

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Just when you thought the sordid scandals with Trump were through
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Three more women say Trump at age sixty had flings with them too
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The scorecard is as follows: Two porn stars, one Playboy Playmate, and a gal from The Apprentice.

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Porn stars seem to go for Trump
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It's the ugly bastards they want to hump
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After fucking Ron Jeremy any guy is okay
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Plus with Trump lots of money he'll pay
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At Least Stormy Daniel got 130 large for her troubles.

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Well, yeah, but on the other hand…

Ron Jeremy seems like a nicer man
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Even though his body is composed of spam
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Another thing that makes Ron Jeremy better than Donald Trump
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He ain't married, so it doesn't matter about the women he humps
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Also true.

Another thing that makes Jeremy better
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He's not a fuckin' white supremacist header
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Trump emboldens evil racist trash
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He makes it okay to hate and bash
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Leaders lead by example and the example Trump sets is simply deplorable.

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Leaders set the bar, but ours is a clown
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He sets that bar all the way down
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An oldie, but a goodie:

I know this guy name of Fritz
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He loves to piss on women's tits
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I know a guy his name is Mike
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He impales pussy on his spike
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I know a wild gal name of Cass
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She loves to take it in her ass
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I know a guy his name is Bolon
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He likes the feel of Cass' colon
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I know that guy by the name of Bolon
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Over Cass's ass cheeks his balls be rollin'
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I know a guy his name is Hooper
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He shoves his ding-dong up Cass's pooper
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Cass doesn't mind if your dick is big or small
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It doesn't matter; either way she takes it all
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Cass is game for just about anything
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From butt fucking to wearing nipple rings
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I know a guy his name is Ralph
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He's so big, he came out Cass's mouth
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When Ralph butt fucks Cass she yells and screams
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And then walks funny for a few days from being reamed
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Ralph finds Cass's ass firm and sweet
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He like how he smells when she farts on his meat
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Cass's ass has really been around the block
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By now it has taken well over a hundred cocks
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But while Cass's ass is devouring cocks
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Her twat is impenetrable as Fort Knox
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It's a pity that Cass refuses to spread
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But at least Cass excels at giving head
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She's not picky about who she gives head
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I saw her blow the bear from 'Ted'
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For Cass giving head always pays
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She even blew her boss for a raise
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Cass's ass will give most anyone a hump
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But(t) she makes an exception with Donald Trump
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Today for Golden Age porn stars is a sad day
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For hot petite blonde Cara Lott has passed away
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Cara Lott has died at the too young age of 56 after a long battle with a debilitating illness. Hope she's been reunited with Jerry Butler in that big porn theater in the sky.

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Sucking and fucking were Cara's Forte
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I may honor her tomorrow by watching 'Foreplay'
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Another thing I gotta say about Lott
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That petite blonde was smoking hot
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Cara Lott did nothing wrong
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She only serviced lots of shlong
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Cara Lott really knew how to suck and screw
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She's super hot as an orgy participant in Taboo 2
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The world is now a sadder place
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Without Cara getting cum on her face
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Cara Lott was always a welcome and attractive sight
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Even at forty plus her body was still nice and tight
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Saw some MILF/cougar porn she did later in her career and was impressed at how she kept a nice trim figure well into her forties. Sadly, Lott was whittled down to 85 pounds and confined to a wheelchair right before she died.

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Her tormented condition makes me sad
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If it happened to me, I'd be damn mad
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Today is yet another sad day
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For we just lost Commander USA
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Jim Hendricks, who played Commander USA on the USA Network series Commander USA's Groovie Movies, has died in his early 70's from a heart attack. I grew up in the 1980's and used to watch that show all the time.

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It's sad the Commander has up and died
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Without guys like him, TV is fried
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At least we still have Svengoolie!

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Commander USA was always sweet and fun
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Without guys like him TV is basically done
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I haven't see his show yet, so I'm out of the loop
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Thankfully episodes have been posted on YouTube
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