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I know a strap-on name of Libby Brown
Hey Laddy Laddy La

She makes your sphincter smile not frown
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Libby Brown goes in super nice and deep
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And is so smooth she'll put you to sleep
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Brown went up too far and got lost
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Then all my cookies I did toss
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I know this guy name of Doug
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He gets off on using butt plugs
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Doug like it to Run Silent and Deep
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While he dreams of Burt Lancaster fucking him to sleep
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For Doug the wild and kinky anal fun never ends
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Because he's always getting cornholed by his friends
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I just saw a movie called 'Rabbit Test'
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Paul Lynde as a snarky doctor is really the best
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"Nurse, I got sperm on my desk again."

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Paul Lynde was always taking the piss
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I love his Halloween special with KISS
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The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is one of the most incredible train wrecks in 70's TV history.

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The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is the most seventies thing I've ever seen
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KISS, Pinky Tuscadero, truckers, the Osminds, Billy Barty and more assaulting the screen
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I know this cocksucker name of Jeff
Hey Laddy Laddy La

The smell of cum is always on his breath
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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He's got more fluid than Jeff Beck.

I'm now the author of a book
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Oh, and Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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That's cool that you wrote a book
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I'll definitely have to take a look
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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Why thank you, Woody. I just bought a copy myself (I figured someone had to)

There's a place for those who don't buy my book and it isn't Devine
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It's full of serial killers, child molesters and women named Caroline
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I figured I'd try a more aggressive ad campaign.

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I know this horny guy name of Doug
Hey Laddy Laddy La

He's always giving his dick a tug
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

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I know that guy name of Doug
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He tried to fuck his coffee mug
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Another thing about that guy Doug
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He tried to give an elephant a hug
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Doug is a strange fella
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He likes getting covered in ants and vanilla
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Doug also attends lots of raves
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And scores with corpses in their graves
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Doug likes older women, it's true
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Decaying in the ground, their bodies turned to goo
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Happy go lucky Doug rarely finds himself alone
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Because he gets lots of love from a funeral home
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Doug runs a coffin store
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And those that don't let him sample the deceased are shown the door
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By the way, I ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon…I'll let you know.

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Asshole in the morning doesn't do his work
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Cleaning up his shit is driving me berserk
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It sucks that the guy who works the shift prior to mine can't work for beans. Dude is really starting to piss me off.

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Lazy workers and the pits
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They make you wanna give 'em fat lips
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Saturday morning guy is a slug
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He moves as fast as a potato bug
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Lazy people are a bag of ass
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I'd rather put up with a giant rapist bass
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Right now living in Jersey blows
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We got nothin' but ice and snow
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At least your not spending a summer in Longmont
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It burns your skin to ash and whatever rhymes with Longmont
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Snow and ice everywhere I fucking go
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I'm fucking sick of all this snow
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But it could be worse; at least I'm not in Texas.

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Snow and ice are everywhere
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Snow and ice in my hair
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Still more snow and ice for today too
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And still more until winter is through
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The only time I'm looking forward to summer
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What's happening in Texas is really a bummer
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I live in Longmont Colorado where Summers are always somewhere around 28oo,ooo degrees (except for when it's substantially hotter which it often is), so I usually like winter, but seeing as how the Texans need a break…

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I know this asshole politician name of Ted
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He should be in Texas, but is in Cancun instead
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While Cruz is basking on the beach and jerking off
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AOC is doing his job and trying no to scoff
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I know this asshole guy name of Ted
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The moment it snowed, he up and fled
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I say we bury Ted
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In the snow up to his head
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This snow and ice is coming down thick
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I even got snow and ice on my dick
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Look out for blue balls!

This weather is great for that gal Cass
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She loves shoving icicles up her ass
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Our gal Cass is having a total blast
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She shoved Frosty's carrot up her ass
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Frosty the Snowman has it all
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A tasty carrot nose and a perpetually blue ball
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Frosty's tasty carrot always comes in handy
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Whenever he sticks it in deep in slutty Sandy
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I know a guy his name is Earl
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He has sexaul fantasies about Milton Berle
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Milton Berle makes Earl pitch a tent
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His boner is so long that it's bent
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Earl's dick is so bent he masturbates with worms
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'Cause when he masturbates, he masters bait! It really makes ya squirm
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I know this hot gal name of Teri Joad
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All over her face I blew a huge load
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I know an alien his name is Chode
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He blows purple loads
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Ever see 'Tripping the Rift'?

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No, I haven't.

I know this vagrant name of Stan
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He gets his food from a trash can
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Oh, you should see Tripping the Rift.

I know that guy name of Stan
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He takes dead fish up the can
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Our man Stan scores fish from the sea
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So he always has some for anal ecstasy
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Stan shares with his friend Mel
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The pleasures to be had from a Conch shell
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Stan was always a weird kid
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At age ten he fucked a squid
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