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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... There's no way to combat guns and hate
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A more realistic goal to making teens not masturbate
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Donald Trump is totally ****ed in his big orange head
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Instead of banning guns he wants to arm teachers instead
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Like that's a feasible solution to the problem.

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Woodyanders said... Donald Trump is totally fucked in his big orange head
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Instead of banning guns he wants to arm teachers instead
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Like that's a feasible solution to the problem.
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There's an image that I can't beat
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Miss Othmar packin' heat
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A dumb idea, sure, but what a movie that would make–"Charles Bronson is, 'The Educator'!

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... There's an image that I can't beat
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Miss Othmar packin' heat
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A dumb idea, sure, but what a movie that would make–"Charles Bronson is, 'The Educator'!
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Arming teachers with guns doesn't sound right
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Trump's head obviously ain't screwed on tight
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Trump's rationale for arming teachers with guns instead of hiring security guards is that teachers love children more than security guards do.

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Woodyanders said... Arming teachers with guns doesn't sound right
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Trump's head obviously ain't screwed on tight
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Trump's rationale for arming teachers with guns instead of hiring security guards is that teachers love children more than security guards do.
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The NRA are a bunch of reprehensible pricks
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Made up of insecure men with little dicks
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Chaoda Rabinesh said... Then a lot of them that just voted it as a health hazard went and fapped to some .
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Haha! You're probably right about that!

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Chaoda Rabinesh said... Then a lot of them that just voted it as a health hazard went and fapped to some .
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Did you hear about Ted Cruz saying that he would only support Trump if he helped him ban masturbation (this was a year ago)? Yeah, Cruz apparently said that he would stand behind Trump's campaign only if he agreed to make it illegal to sharpen your porno-pencil. According to Cruz old collage roommate this must have been a "new belief" of his.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Did you hear about Ted Cruz saying that he would only support Trump if he helped him ban masturbation (this was a year ago)? Yeah, Cruz apparently said that he would stand behind Trump's campaign only if he agreed to make it illegal to sharpen your porno-pencil. According to Cruz old collage roommate this must have been a "new belief" of his.
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I know this asshole politician name of Ted
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He's another one who's ****ed in the head
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Woodyanders said... I know this asshole politician name of Ted
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He's another one who's fucked in the head
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Something 'bout that asshole name of Ted
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He wants to dictate what you can do in bed
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Something 'bout that asshole name of Ted
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He wants to dictate what you can do in bed
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With Ted owning assault weapons is okay
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But he comes down hard on anyone who's gay
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Woodyanders said... With Ted owning assault weapons is okay
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But he comes down hard on anyone who's gay
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Ted Cruz is a dumb as Mitt
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The thought of gays in the world makes him ****
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Ted Cruz is a dumb as Mitt
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The thought of gays in the world makes him shit
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Marco Rubio is another absolute prick
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That motherfucker can suck my dick
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I love that the survivors of the Florida school shooting confronted this asshole at a town hall meeting and asked him about taking money from the NRA.

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Woodyanders said... Marco Rubio is another absolute prick
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That motherfucker can suck my dick
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I love that the survivors of the Florida school shooting confronted this asshole at a town hall meeting and asked him about taking money from the NRA.
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Rubio is in the pockets of the NRA
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When the bastard dies, they'll be literal hell to pay
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Rubio is in the pockets of the NRA
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When the bastard dies, they'll be literal hell to pay
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The Republicans are a bunch of scum
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I hope these kids vote out these bums
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Woodyanders said... The Republicans are a bunch of scum
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I hope these kids vote out these bums
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The Republicans have brains of tar
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They should all be eaten by GWAR
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... The Republicans have brains of tar
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They should all be eaten by GWAR
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Trump claims he would have run into the school given the chance
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But we all know that in reality he would've just **** his pants
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Woodyanders said... Trump claims he would have run into the school given the chance
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But we all know that in reality he would've just shit his pants
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Oh, I'm sure Trump's actions would have been da bomb
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He would have fought as bravely as he did in Vietnam
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Oh, I'm sure Trump's actions would have been da bomb
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He would have fought as bravely as he did in Vietnam
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Trump has proven to be an even worse president then we feared
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If he gets impeached, it will be a reason to celebrate and cheer
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Woodyanders said... Trump has proven to be an even worse president then we feared
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If he gets impeached, it will be a reason to celebrate and cheer
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It'd be great to hang Trump on the fence
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But then we'd still be stuck with Pence
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Chaoda Rabinesh said... Hope Hicks is no more
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She no longer could handle being one of Trump’s Whores
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Hope Hicks lasted longer than most
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But anyone with Trump winds up toast
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Woodyanders said... Hope Hicks lasted longer than most
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But anyone with Trump winds up toast
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Leaving was the best thing to happen to Hope Hicks
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She no longer has to suffer all those White House dicks
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Chaoda Rabinesh said... Hope Hicks is no more
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She no longer could handle being one of Trump’s Whores
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I can't believe Hicks worked for that obnoxious dude
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Now hopefully she'll hook up with Playboy to pose nude
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I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to see Hope Hicks naked; the gal is an absolute fox!

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Woodyanders said... I can't believe Hicks worked for that obnoxious dude
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Now hopefully she'll hook up with Playboy to pose nude
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I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to see Hope Hicks naked; the gal is an absolute fox!
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Although there's no denying that Hicks is hot
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The fact she worked for Trump makes her a twat
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Chaoda Rabinesh said... Hope Hicks is no more
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She no longer could handle being one of Trump’s Whores
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Hope Hicks decided to quit her White House job
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Because she was sick of slobbing Trump's knob
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I'm pretty sure Trump and Hicks were bumping uglies behind Melania's back.

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Chaoda Rabinesh said... Hope Hicks is no more
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She no longer could handle being one of Trump’s Whores
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Now that Trump has shown Hicks the door
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He'll replace her with another whore
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These Hicks limericks practically write themselves.

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Woodyanders said... Now that Trump has shown Hicks the door
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He'll replace her with another whore
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These Hicks limericks practically write themselves.
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One more before I go to work

One key reason Hope Hicks quit
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She sucked at telling bullshit
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Woodyanders said... One more before I go to work

One key reason Hope Hicks quit
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She sucked at telling bullshit
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Hope Hicks had to learn the hardway
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When it comes to bullshit, you can't beat Kellyanne Conway
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Hope Hicks had to learn the hardway
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When it comes to bullshit, you can't beat Kellyanne Conway
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Everything Conway says is totally wrong and obscene
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For example, that bullshit massacre at Bowling Green
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Woodyanders said... Everything Conway says is totally wrong and obscene
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For example, that bullshit massacre at Bowling Green
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On that point, I do concur
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It takes gall to invent a massacre
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Hope Hicks had to learn the hardway
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When it comes to bullshit, you can't beat Kellyanne Conway
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Trump's plan for the opioid epidemic is damn funky
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He wants to execute folks who sell dope to junkies
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The lunacy never ends with this guy.

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Woodyanders said... Trump's plan for the opioid epidemic is damn funky
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He wants to execute folks who sell dope to junkies
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The lunacy never ends with this guy.
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Trump the type to guy who considers executions manly
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To be fair, he never bothered with any pretense of sanity
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Hope Hicks had to learn the hardway
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When it comes to bullshit, you can't beat Kellyanne Conway
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With Hicks leaving Trump's goose may be cooked
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Rumors are circulating that she's writing a book
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Hicks was one of Trump's closest White House aides, so she knows where a lot of bodies are buried.

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Woodyanders said... With Hicks leaving Trump's goose may be cooked
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Rumors are circulating that she's writing a book
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Hicks was one of Trump's closest White House aides, so she knows where a lot of bodies are buried.
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For Donald Trump the book'll be a snooze
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He'll just dismiss it as "fake news"
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... For Donald Trump the book'll be a snooze
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He'll just dismiss it as "fake news"
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Looks like Jared Kushner is in some trouble
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He better get a good lawyer on the double
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Woodyanders said... Looks like Jared Kushner is in some trouble
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He better get a good lawyer on the double
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Ol' Kushner sounds like he's ****ed
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When you marry into the Trumps, you're out of luck
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Ol' Kushner sounds like he's fucked
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When you marry into the Trumps, you're out of luck
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People who work for Trump go down in flames
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And they only have themselves to blame
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Woodyanders said... People who work for Trump go down in flames
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And they only have themselves to blame
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Those that deal with Trump have no hope
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He would even **** over the Pope
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Chaoda Rabinesh said... Time is almost up on the clock
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Till Melina Trump puts her foot down on allowing other women to suck on Trumps Cock
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Trump cheats on his wives basically out of habit
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Wedding vows of fidelity to him don't mean ****
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Chaoda Rabinesh said... Time is almost up on the clock
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Till Melina Trump puts her foot down on allowing other women to suck on Trumps Cock
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I don't know if "allowing" is the right word.

Something else 'bout that guy, Donnie
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He grabs so many pussies, it ain't even funny
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Those that deal with Trump have no hope
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He would even fuck over the Pope
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People who work for Trump must have a serious death wish
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He's the kind of guy who'll serve you your ass on a dish
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Woodyanders said... People who work for Trump must have a serious death wish
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He's the kind of guy who'll serve you your ass on a dish
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Steven Seagal has gotten to be a bore
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He called female reporters "Fucking dirty whores".
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Steven Seagal has gotten to be a bore
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He called female reporters "Fucking dirty whores".
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Steven Seagal has a reputation as a prick
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So it's no surprise that he's a total dick
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I read an interview with character actor Peter Jason in which he revealed that when he acted with Seagal in a movie Seagal used a stand-in for all the shots in which his back was turned to the camera. This is actually a pretty common practice with certain actors with reputations for being selfish and difficult.

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Woodyanders said... Steven Seagal has a reputation as a prick
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So it's no surprise that he's a total dick
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I read an interview with character actor Peter Jason in which he revealed that when he acted with Seagal in a movie Seagal used a stand-in for all the shots in which his back was turned to the camera. This is actually a pretty common practice with certain actors with reputations for being selfish and difficult.
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Seagal's stand in is no surprise
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He has doubles for walking and rubbing his eyes
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Seagal's stand in is no surprise
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He has doubles for walking and rubbing his eyes
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Besides being a complete asshat
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Steven Seagal is old and fat
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Woodyanders said... Besides being a complete asshat
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Steven Seagal is old and fat
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Be careful because…

Steven Seagal has all the killing tools
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He is a member of the Shadow Wolves
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He has a book out now. An exquisitely bad political-thriller called 'Way of the Shadow Wolves'. It's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Steven Seagal has gotten to be a bore
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He called female reporters "Fucking dirty whores".
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Steven Seagal is an asshole and a cad
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However, his blues music ain't half bad
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Granted, he's no John Leslie, but his blues album was competently done.

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Woodyanders said... Steven Seagal is an asshole and a cad
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However, his blues music ain't half bad
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Granted, he's no John Leslie, but his blues album was competently done.
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True. I picked up his CD from the library expecting to laugh at it and was surprised.

Seagal is quite a bluesman
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He'd be better if not for his busy hands
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