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Donald Trump is totally fucked in his big orange head
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Instead of banning guns he wants to arm teachers instead
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Like that's a feasible solution to the problem.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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There's an image that I can't beat
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Miss Othmar packin' heat
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A dumb idea, sure, but what a movie that would make–"Charles Bronson is, 'The Educator'!

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Arming teachers with guns doesn't sound right
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Trump's head obviously ain't screwed on tight
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Trump's rationale for arming teachers with guns instead of hiring security guards is that teachers love children more than security guards do.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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The NRA are a bunch of reprehensible pricks
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Made up of insecure men with little dicks
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Haha! You're probably right about that!

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Did you hear about Ted Cruz saying that he would only support Trump if he helped him ban masturbation (this was a year ago)? Yeah, Cruz apparently said that he would stand behind Trump's campaign only if he agreed to make it illegal to sharpen your porno-pencil. According to Cruz old collage roommate this must have been a "new belief" of his.

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I know this asshole politician name of Ted
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He's another one who's fucked in the head
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Something 'bout that asshole name of Ted
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He wants to dictate what you can do in bed
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With Ted owning assault weapons is okay
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But he comes down hard on anyone who's gay
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Ted Cruz is a dumb as Mitt
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The thought of gays in the world makes him shit
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Marco Rubio is another absolute prick
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That motherfucker can suck my dick
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I love that the survivors of the Florida school shooting confronted this asshole at a town hall meeting and asked him about taking money from the NRA.

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Rubio is in the pockets of the NRA
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When the bastard dies, they'll be literal hell to pay
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The Republicans are a bunch of scum
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I hope these kids vote out these bums
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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The Republicans have brains of tar
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They should all be eaten by GWAR
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Trump claims he would have run into the school given the chance
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But we all know that in reality he would've just shit his pants
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Oh, I'm sure Trump's actions would have been da bomb
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He would have fought as bravely as he did in Vietnam
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Trump has proven to be an even worse president then we feared
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If he gets impeached, it will be a reason to celebrate and cheer
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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It'd be great to hang Trump on the fence
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But then we'd still be stuck with Pence
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Hope Hicks lasted longer than most
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But anyone with Trump winds up toast
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Leaving was the best thing to happen to Hope Hicks
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She no longer has to suffer all those White House dicks
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I can't believe Hicks worked for that obnoxious dude
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Now hopefully she'll hook up with Playboy to pose nude
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I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to see Hope Hicks naked; the gal is an absolute fox!

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Although there's no denying that Hicks is hot
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The fact she worked for Trump makes her a twat
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Hope Hicks decided to quit her White House job
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Because she was sick of slobbing Trump's knob
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I'm pretty sure Trump and Hicks were bumping uglies behind Melania's back.

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Now that Trump has shown Hicks the door
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He'll replace her with another whore
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These Hicks limericks practically write themselves.

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One more before I go to work

One key reason Hope Hicks quit
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She sucked at telling bullshit
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Hope Hicks had to learn the hardway
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When it comes to bullshit, you can't beat Kellyanne Conway
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Everything Conway says is totally wrong and obscene
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For example, that bullshit massacre at Bowling Green
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On that point, I do concur
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It takes gall to invent a massacre
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Trump's plan for the opioid epidemic is damn funky
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He wants to execute folks who sell dope to junkies
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The lunacy never ends with this guy.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Trump the type to guy who considers executions manly
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To be fair, he never bothered with any pretense of sanity
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With Hicks leaving Trump's goose may be cooked
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Rumors are circulating that she's writing a book
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Hicks was one of Trump's closest White House aides, so she knows where a lot of bodies are buried.

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For Donald Trump the book'll be a snooze
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He'll just dismiss it as "fake news"
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Looks like Jared Kushner is in some trouble
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He better get a good lawyer on the double
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Ol' Kushner sounds like he's fucked
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When you marry into the Trumps, you're out of luck
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People who work for Trump go down in flames
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And they only have themselves to blame
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Those that deal with Trump have no hope
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He would even fuck over the Pope
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Trump cheats on his wives basically out of habit
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Wedding vows of fidelity to him don't mean shit
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I don't know if "allowing" is the right word.

Something else 'bout that guy, Donnie
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He grabs so many pussies, it ain't even funny
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People who work for Trump must have a serious death wish
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He's the kind of guy who'll serve you your ass on a dish
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Steven Seagal has gotten to be a bore
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He called female reporters "Fucking dirty whores".
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Steven Seagal has a reputation as a prick
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So it's no surprise that he's a total dick
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I read an interview with character actor Peter Jason in which he revealed that when he acted with Seagal in a movie Seagal used a stand-in for all the shots in which his back was turned to the camera. This is actually a pretty common practice with certain actors with reputations for being selfish and difficult.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Seagal's stand in is no surprise
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He has doubles for walking and rubbing his eyes
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Besides being a complete asshat
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Steven Seagal is old and fat
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Be careful because…

Steven Seagal has all the killing tools
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He is a member of the Shadow Wolves
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He has a book out now. An exquisitely bad political-thriller called 'Way of the Shadow Wolves'. It's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

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Steven Seagal is an asshole and a cad
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However, his blues music ain't half bad
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Granted, he's no John Leslie, but his blues album was competently done.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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True. I picked up his CD from the library expecting to laugh at it and was surprised.

Seagal is quite a bluesman
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He'd be better if not for his busy hands
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