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I too like 'The Brain that Wouldn't Die'
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Looks like a good movie with which to get high
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I love those trashy horror flicks
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They are always such a schlocky kick
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Here's one that would have shocked the Gipper
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It's called The Monster and the Stripper
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No particular reason why Reagan is involved other than I needed it to rhyme.

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At least Reagan had half a brain
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Alas Trump is both dumb and insane
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That first debate was a total shitshow.

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I love how much he complains about voter fraud. If you ever want to know what a republican is up to, just listen to what he criticizes democrats for.

Trump makes every monster seem less scary
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The monster Boggy Creek would be less harry
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Donald Trump is one nasty beast
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On his ass zombies should feast
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Severin Films can fuck itself
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They promised subtitles, yet an Italian only 'Satan's Baby Doll' is on my shelf
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Their DVD of SBD has everything in English except the fucking movie. I searched the entire menu that there is no English option in sight even though the DVD says it's goddamn fucking subtitled. Lying sons of bitches, pains in my fucking ass!

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Poor asshole Donald Trump is seriously sick
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Hope COVID-19 does a number on that prick
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Trump is one president I honestly hate
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'bout time he got a visit from the flying fickle finger of fate
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You can bet your bippy on that.

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Poor fat-ass Trump has a case of Corona
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This news gives me a huge raging boner
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Trump is finally reaping what was sown
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He has much to answer for, including something that probably rhymes with sown
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COVID-19 for Trump is a fitting fate
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He shouldn't have shit where he ate
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Trump got COVID by being braindead
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He shouldn't have had hookers piss on his head
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I know this loser name of Stan
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His best friend is his right hand
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This is usually the month when we enjoy wearing masks
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But at this point, it's not such a gas
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I'm watching horror movies for 31 days
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By the end of this marathon I'll be crazed
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Last night I watched 'Daughters of Darkness'
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Not the Harry Kümel classic but a 1975 horror-porno with the same name that…was not every good
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Kiss of the Damned was awful damn sexy and hot
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It whipped me into a lather right on the spot
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Fairly recent vampire horror film written and directed by John Cassavetes's daughter Xan that was clearly influenced by racy Euro horror fare from the late 1960's and early 1970's. It's like the best sexy vampire horror film of the early 21st century that Jean Rollin or Jess Franco never got around to making.

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I'll have to check that out. Is there a lot of improvised yelling like in a John Cassavetes movie or does his daughter stay away from that? Ever see 'Dance of the Dammed'? It's a Roger Corman production from 1988. It's an uneasy relationship between a vampire and stripper. Seems up your alley.

Wearing masks on Halloween is a great tradition, no doubt
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But this year I'm already feeling masked out
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I do like wearing a mask in the bank though. Makes me feel like Dillinger (pre-Manhattan Melodrama).

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Yeah, I've seen Dance of the Damned and love it. Kiss of the Damned is more tightly structured than John Caasavete's stuff, although the two sister characters don't get along in it.

I know this gal who's a hardcore Trumpster
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She jerks off guys from behind a dumpster
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Lol

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That gal o' yers shore loves dicks
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That's why she voted for that orange prick
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Hardcore Trumpster gal loves to give head
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And for organge cheeto she would gladly spread
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That cheeto's temper is very short
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He still wants the oranges of the Mueller report
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I know this horny guy name of Frank
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He spends all day yanking his crank
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Something weird about that guy Frank
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The thought of teletubies makes him wank
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I know this hardcore Trumpster name of Tucker
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He's also an asshole wife beater and a pig fucker
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Hope you had a happy Halloween!
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I celebrated by shoving candy corn in my ween
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Tomorrow is Election Day
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Lets vote Trump the fuck away
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I'll be so happy and relieved when this shit is over and done with. I rewatched Halloween III: Season of the Witch for Halloween and really enjoyed it. Hope your Halloween was good.

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Halloween this year was a lot of nothing
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Some obscure virus took out all its stuffing
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Halloween this year was pretty uneventful. Not many family members were present except my brother who wasn't interested in doing anything. Not that there was anything to do as covid pretty much shut us down. I'm actually in Mexico now and the government canceled Halloween because of a increase in cases; I still saw a few kids in the streets with their faces painted, but I don't think they were trick-or-treating. At least no one came to where I'm staying (my mom's place. She's back in Colorado. Long story). I tried subscribing to Shudder to watch 'The Last Drive-In With Joe Bob Briggs', but after making me jump through hoops before finally letting me sign up, I find that LDI isn't available in Mexico (naturally, they didn't tell me that before hand). Luckily, I was in Colorado in the beginning of October and I brought back an ass-load of horror DVDs, so it was a decent night. Just didn't feel like Halloween because I didn't do anything particularly special; it was simply the end of the month.

I did listen to some of my Halloween novelty song collection while making dinner. That helped a little. Ah well, this is more information then you probably need anyway.

Also, Donald Trump is a windbag full of shit.

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Election Day is almost here
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Time to fuck Trump in his rear
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I voted for sniffer.

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That orange dipsit can kiss my ass
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He'll try to stay in power by holding a black mass
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If Trump wins there will be riots and looting
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Followed by lots of tear gas, mace, and shooting
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Store owners are boarding up their places of business just in case Trump wins and all hell breaks out.

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I heard that they (Proud Boys) planed to loot and shoot if he lost. Either way, we have to be careful.

The Proud Boys are violent and scary
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In some cases, they can even be violet and hairy
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I hope Donald Trump goes down in flames
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If he loses, he only has himself to blame
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I voted for Biden.

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Trump really needs to loose
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Or the country is truly screwed
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Looks like Biden is in the lead
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Look for Trump to do a dirty deed
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No way Trump will accept losing the election with grace and dignity. Instead he'll claim the whole thing was rigged and probably demand a recount.

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Well, he already wants votes to stop being counted and wants to throw votes out.

Trump's presidency makes my head hurt
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Doesn't even help to blow a good furt
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Trump is gonna bitch and moan
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And hopefully be sent home
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And good riddance to the orange cheeto!

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Trump can kiss America's ass
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He was nothin' but a bag of gass
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Fuck Trump in the ass with a stick
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He's a no-count racist douchebag prick
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The White House Trump barricaded himself in
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I never laughed so damn hard and I don't care if this doesn't rhyme, it's funny ass hell
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Donald Trump has totally lost the race
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He needs to get the fuck out of my face
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Trumo won't be leaving in haste
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First, he'll rub his dick all over the place
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Donald Trump is such a pathetic old fool
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His refusing to concede is totally uncool
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We can now not give a shit about trump
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I'm going to the bathroom to take a dump
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Donald Trump as president sucked
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Because he was a dumb selfish fuck
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Bout time the assbag went
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His campagon was a crock of shit
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Donald Trump did not make America great
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Instead that prick made America hate
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Trump is still squatting in the White House
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He'll try to blend in by dressing as a mouse
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