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He's one dumb motherfucker
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I know this guy with a gun name of Kyle
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I know a guy name of Dobbs
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy name of Dobbs
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His mouth can contain eighteen nobs
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Just like his momma who is a hell of a sport.
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The young folks today are a bunch of stupid dicks
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Going outside and partying until they get sick
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COVID-19 seriously blows and sucks
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Not all of them that are a stupid cunt
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Donald Trump is such a fucking twit
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Donald Trump is such a whiny pus
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I'm too tired to think of a rhyme
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Black lives matter, they really do
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Donald Trump is an idiot
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Looks like someone revived this thread
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I knew Sandra, see was a fat ass slut.
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I knew a guy we named triple J
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Trump's Tulsa rally was a complete bust
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Trump is such a goddamn prick
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I like Bigfoot & Beavis and Butthead.
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Which has nothing to do with saying I hope Corona turns Trump dead
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Trump's days are coming to an end
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He never was this country's friend
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Cunty Trump ain't up to task
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He still refuses to wear a mask
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For this Fourth of July
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Woodyanders said... I know this guy name of Chuck
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He'll do anything for a buck
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We have another sad day
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John Saxon has passed away
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... We have another sad day
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John Saxon has passed away
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John Saxon was working right to the end
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Woodyanders said... John Saxon was working right to the end
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I feel like I lost a real good friend
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John Saxon's death has got me crying on my knees
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I'll always remember how he saved us from 'The Bees'
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... John Saxon's death has got me crying on my knees
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I'll always remember how he saved us from 'The Bees'
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John Saxon deserves lots of love
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He kicked mad ass in "The Glove"
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Woodyanders said... John Saxon deserves lots of love
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He kicked mad ass in "The Glove"
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John Saxon is truly the man
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And that no bullshit…HAN MAN!
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... John Saxon is truly the man
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And that no bullshit…HAN MAN!
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John Saxon was in all kinds of stuff
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From cult classics to totally silly fluff
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Woodyanders said... John Saxon was in all kinds of stuff
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From cult classics to totally silly fluff
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My Mom is a Werewolf had lots 'o weird stuff
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Including a milf with a REALLY hairy muff
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... My Mom is a Werewolf had lots 'o weird stuff
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Including a milf with a REALLY hairy muff
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Movies starring John Saxon always fill me with glee
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In Cannibal Apocalypse he goes on a flesh-eating spree
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Cannibal Apocalypse is one of my all-time faves with Saxon in a lead role.

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Woodyanders said... Movies starring John Saxon always fill me with glee
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In Cannibal Apocalypse he goes on a flesh-eating spree
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Cannibal Apocalypse is one of my all-time faves with Saxon in a lead role.
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One Dollar too Many made me horny
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And don't get me stated on For Singles Only
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Like Mike said about one of his–it rhymes if you force it to.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... One Dollar too Many made me horny
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And don't get me stated on For Singles Only
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Like Mike said about one of his–it rhymes if you force it to.
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I'm going to miss good ol' John
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Totally bummed that he's gone
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Woodyanders said... I'm going to miss good ol' John
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Totally bummed that he's gone
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Good ol' John kicked lots of ass
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I ass-fucked a priest during mass
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It isn't relevant, but it rhymes.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Good ol' John kicked lots of ass
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I ass-fucked a priest during mass
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It isn't relevant, but it rhymes.
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John Saxon faced off against Freddy twice
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His role in the first Elm Street film was nice
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His preteen humping wouldn't add up to a damn
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Who is John Saxon, he some political fag?
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From reading here I'm guessing he fingered a girl not old enough to be on the rag?
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Guess who got some in this pandemic??
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Still no punchlines, cause it ain't no lie
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No I was responding to your limerick about Trump diddling kids.

John Saxon was an American actor
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Who I wish was in the movie Chill Factor
So I could make this rhyme

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... No I was responding to your limerick about Trump diddling kids.

John Saxon was an American actor
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Who I wish was in the movie Chill Factor
So I could make this rhyme
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You where an actor in Chill Factor?
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Just one question, Chief. What is Chill Factor?
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Oh Him… Nancy's father the cop from Nightmare on Elm St… Scanners, Beverly Hills Cop 3…
๐Ÿ˜ฅRIP John Saxon.
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