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John Saxon deserves lots of love
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He kicked mad ass in "The Glove"
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John Saxon is truly the man
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And that no bullshit…HAN MAN!
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John Saxon was in all kinds of stuff
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From cult classics to totally silly fluff
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My Mom is a Werewolf had lots 'o weird stuff
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Including a milf with a REALLY hairy muff
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Movies starring John Saxon always fill me with glee
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In Cannibal Apocalypse he goes on a flesh-eating spree
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Cannibal Apocalypse is one of my all-time faves with Saxon in a lead role.

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One Dollar too Many made me horny
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And don't get me stated on For Singles Only
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Like Mike said about one of his–it rhymes if you force it to.

I'm going to miss good ol' John
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Totally bummed that he's gone
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Good ol' John kicked lots of ass
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I ass-fucked a priest during mass
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It isn't relevant, but it rhymes.

John Saxon faced off against Freddy twice
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His role in the first Elm Street film was nice
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His preteen humping wouldn't add up to a damn
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And we'd keep being governed by a mold of expired spam
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Who is John Saxon, he some political fag?
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From reading here I'm guessing he fingered a girl not old enough to be on the rag?
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Guess who got some in this pandemic??
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Fuck the Lockdowns, we where ready!
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Sorry ladies, put your panties back on.
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This mother fuckers been getting some!!
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She's gorgeous and smart, and actually consents
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You're probably expecting a punch line… there ain't
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You can probably tell I'm actually in love
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Cause I ain't described any of her parts in amusing rhyming dubb
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Still no punchlines, cause it ain't no lie
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She's mine, not yours, no you can't Have a try
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These words are coming out sounding crappier
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I dunno why I'm sounding just like a rapper
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I like AC/DC and ZZTop.
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And my new lady, she lives my cock!
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No I was responding to your limerick about Trump diddling kids.

John Saxon was an American actor
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Who I wish was in the movie Chill Factor
So I could make this rhyme

You where an actor in Chill Factor?
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Just one question, Chief. What is Chill Factor?
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Oh Him… Nancy's father the cop from Nightmare on Elm St… Scanners, Beverly Hills Cop 3…
😥RIP John Saxon.

I mean to say 'Who I wish an actor in 'Chill Factor'. I corrected the mistake, but consequently, your post now looks wrong. It's always something…

CF is a movie from 1998
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It's got Cuba Gooding Jr. and Skeet Ulrich, but sadly no ape
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As usual im back to single life, no future wife
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Could just kill myself But I'll probably just ride on till I'm dumb enough to give someone else a try
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Did you notice how wife rhymes with life
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And they're the number one causes of strife
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I remember when I was asked if I supported gay-marriage; I said, "I'm against marriage in general."

Women aren't always easy to understand
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But at least you still always got your hand
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I have crab meat rotting in my ass
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Just thought I'd share that, now it's off to Mass
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Whenever I start to feel really blue
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I pick myself up by sniffing some glue
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

And after I sniff some glue
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I put on a movie that nice 'n' blue
Ending Up Sticky In More Ways Than One

Another way I get a blast
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Is from huffing lots of gas
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It's not really healthy to huff gas
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But it's a little better if not from the ass
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I'm tired, so did the quickest laziest one I can think of. The next one will be better.

Guess I'll stick to sniffing shoes
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It's less dangerous than huffing glue
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Depends on who's shoe your sniffing.

I found out how to turn dog-shit to gold
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But then, sadly, i turns to mold
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I know this pervert name of Ed Flowers
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He gets his rocks off on golden showers
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I know that guy name of Flowers
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Even he is appalled by Matt Lauer
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For Flowers life is total bliss
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As long as he can take a piss
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Im impotent. Boo hoo hoo
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But i don't care sharing. I hardly know you.
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I'm impotent and hence in a lot of pain
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Can't even get it up with a fucking crane
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I wanna cut my dick off with a dagger
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First I'll try 250ml of viagra.
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If you still want to get your dick to hump
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Have surgery where the doctors installs a pump
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Nah, I need a urologist to figure out if it's nerve or mental
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Cause the viagra didn't make the little fella any less limper
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Being impotent definitely ain't no fun
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Can't shoot the gals with your love gun
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Viagra sorta worked
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It was hard enough for the in-pussy jerk
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I know this real cheap hooker name of Lace
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For only ten bucks she'll sit on your face
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I know this pathetic loser name of Stan
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He can't get a woman, so he uses his hand
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I know a guy his name is Frank
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His ass is Flowers' personal piss-tank
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Lots of water and soda Flowers loves to drink
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And he's always pissing himself, so he stinks
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

He can talk to his aristocratic puppet friend for hours and hours
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Because his full name is Wayland Flowers
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Flowers has a sister name of Britt
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She gets her rocks off on licking shit
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With Britt I need to have a meeting
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My colon needs some spring cleaning
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I knew this guy name of Alan Kent
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His dick is so long that it's bent
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He has the biggest wanker in the world
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He keeps it in his pants tightly furled
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Alan's dick is so big and long
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He needs a tent to cover that dong
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Alan dick is so damn big
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He can't get erect without a rig
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Alan's dick when erect is such a fright
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It makes women faint just at the sight
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

Women don't want him to pound them in the dumper
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But anything is better than the big dumb trumper
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Donald Trump will hopefully lose his gig
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Although the election he's trying to rig
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.