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I know this guy named Charlie Smalls
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COVID-19 shrank his dick and balls
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I feel bad for poor ol' Charlie
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Now is crotch smells really gnarly
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After Charlie Smalls lots his nuts
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He promptly stopped banging sluts
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I know a comedian name of Lenny Bruce
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They cuffed him and jailed him but his influence and philosophy will forever be loose
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We love ya, Lenny! R.I.P

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Lenny Bruce was one bold guy
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Pity the law made him fry
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Lenny Bruce kicked censorship's ass
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And he did so with wit and class
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We could sure use Lenny Bruce today
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Modern comics are so lame and gay
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LB didn't mind gay
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But if you restricted speech you were gonna pay
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2020 election is gonna blow and suck
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We gotta choose between two old fucks
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Our choices don't seem too smart
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But over Trump I'd vote for a smelly fart
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At least Biden doesn't seem mean
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But on Biden I ain't too keen
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I don't mind Biden in the Whitehouse
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So long as he doesn't forget what he's doing and think he's a mouse
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At least Biden isn't totally insane
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He does seem to have something of a brain
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Biden will always beat Trump
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At least, his own kin Biden doesn't want to hump
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Annie Ross sure could sing
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And her music really swings
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Rest in peace, Annie Ross. 😢

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With Annie Ross' body eaten by ants
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They'll be no more new sounds from France
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While it's sad that Annie Ross is gone
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At least she's survived by her songs
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I don't like the taste of coconuts
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Hold the coco and just let me lick the nuts
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Today at work was brutal and sick
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The coronavirus can suck my dick
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This is a super shitty time to be working in retail.

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The young folks today are a bunch of stupid dicks
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Going outside and partying until they get sick
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Damn this Corona, I still have to work
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I have to wait till weekends before I can have a jerk
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COVID-19 seriously blows and sucks
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But at least it's killing stupid fucks
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Not all of them that are a stupid cunt
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We still got fucking Trump.
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Donald Trump is such a fucking twit
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With brain made of total goddamn shit
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So much that the old cocksuckin Yank
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Is more full of shit than a septic tank
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Donald Trump is such a whiny pus
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We need to get rid of that goddamn wus
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I'm too tired to think of a rhyme
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I'm too tired to think up a rhyme
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Hey, let's go out and jack some shit
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Protesting makes people act like idiots
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Black lives matter, they really do
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Trumps doesn't, I hope he dies from the flue
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Donald Trump is an idiot
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His brain is made of shit
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Looks like someone revived this thread
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For a few months it was totally dead
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I know this gal name of Sandy
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She loves to give guys a handy
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I knew Sandra, see was a fat ass slut.
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Now she's dead I can park my bike using the crack of her butt
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I know this guy name of Jay
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He jerks off twice a day
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I knew a guy we named triple J
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Cause he stuttered and it took 3 goes for him to spit out his name
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Trump's Tulsa rally was a complete bust
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Hopefully this means he's biting the dust
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Trump is a cunt thats all I have to say
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I said trumps a cunt thats all I have to say
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Trump is such a goddamn prick
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He can go suck on my fucking dick
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I like Bigfoot & Beavis and Butthead.
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Which has nothing to do with saying I hope Corona turns Trump dead
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Trump's days are coming to an end
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He never was this country's friend
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Trump trump trump trump trump
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Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
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Cunty Trump ain't up to task
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He still refuses to wear a mask
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Hope he catches covid 19
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And busted grabbing the pussy of a preteen
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For this Fourth of July
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I'd love to see Trump fry
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Id like to see Yalana bit his cock off
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She will be the next Lorraina Bobbet
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I know this guy name of Chuck
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He'll do anything for a buck
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We have another sad day
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John Saxon has passed away
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John Saxon was working right to the end
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I feel like I lost a real good friend
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John Saxon's death has got me crying on my knees
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I'll always remember how he saved us from 'The Bees'
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