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Remember that gal name of Cass?
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She likes snorting coke out of Moe's ass
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Oh yeah, good ol' Cass
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Still takin' it up ass
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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There's a bit of devil in ol' Cass
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She sodomized herself with a candle at Mass
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Cass is such a shameless slut
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She'll take anything in her butt
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There are few thing Cass loves…
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…more than getting her recum filled with bugs
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During lockdown Cass had some raunchy fun
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Spreading her ass for candles and a gun
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Cass grabbed an baseball mitt
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To play a game of Will It Fit
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The abuse of Cass's ass finally took a toll
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After she decided to mount a telephone poll
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HA HA!

Cass' ass is getting prematurely older
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She should never had tried to fit that boulder
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Cass's ass is all bruised black and blue
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After she tried to cram in a dozen shoes
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Cass took several sticks of colored chalk
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Now she has a tail like a peacock
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Cass loves anal beads as well
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They make her butt cheeks swell
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I've never been a fan of anal beads
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My preference has always been pomegranate seeds
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I know this guy name of Mork
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He's always playing with his dork
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Mork's dick is really a thumb
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And he shouts "Nanu nanuuuuu!" whenever he cums
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Are-are!

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I know this naughty gal name of Sue
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She likes to masturbate with a shoe
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I know a guy his name is Mack
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Sue fucked his ass with a carjack
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I gotta fucking work on the Fourth of July
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And this hot weather makes me want to die
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This hot-ass weather makes me melt
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I really hate when I go to bed and my burn scars are felt
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Hope you enjoy the Fourth of July
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And stay inside so you don't fry
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Thanks, that is good advice
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And you as well followed by something that rhymes with advice
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Another misfortune.

Carl Reiner is now dead
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And I've about gone out of my head
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At least we still have Mel Brooks
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When Mel dies are gooses are cooked
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I'm surprised Mel didn't already mold
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He is, after all, 2000 years old
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I know this evil man name of Mel
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When he dies he's going to hell
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Wait, I thought we were talking Mel Brooks; who's this evil Mel?

This other Mel is an evil boss
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With children's intestines he likes to floss
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I knew this guy name of Hank
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His wife left him 'cause he drank
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Today's forecast was in the upper billions
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And tomorrow is supposed to be in the trillions
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Today I put my head in the sink and washed away all the ash that I once called hair.

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The weather right now is hot and sticky
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It makes me feel all tired and icky
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Today my head is burnt and bare
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I just washed off the ash that once was hair
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I can't stand this summer heat
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It has me feeling really beat
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With the summer I am done
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I'm tired of being crushed by the weight of the sun
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The summer heat is quite severe
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I'll be gland when fall is here
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The heat of summer is making me choke
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I wouldn't have any energy if not for coke
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Another hot and crummy day
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This heat needs to go away
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I am now in Mexico
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More moderate temperatures and lots of ho's
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Come over if you have the change. Ajijic is a really nice area (Note: I'm not really sure how many prostitutes are here).

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I did try it, I quite liked it
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But my back goes out now when I try it.
Hey laddy laddy… sniff this, does my thumb smell like shit?

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Smells more like petrol for some reason.

I know a dame name of Jenny
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She spreads her ass for a buck and a penny
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Frankly, I think she's getting gypped; she should be asking for a half-steer and a penny.

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I think I fucked Anna Nicole Smith yesterday.

I'm sitting here watching Mad TV
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I wouldn't mind fucking Stephanie Weir
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I think I know what you mean
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Turning down skit-comedy pussy is close to obscene
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Unless of coarse it's Melissa McCarthy
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Or that black chick from Ghostbusters, Barfy Barfy
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But they both have larger than average cushions
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Which I hear tell improves the pusin'
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I'd rather fuck a snake with an infested arse.
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When it comes to my BBW's, I have class.
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I may be alone on this. But i'd totally have fucked Miss Ballbreaker from Porkys.

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I love to poke big chucks of human beef
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I fill up the holes where they queef
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Nothing beats a nice hairy pussy
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Except maybe twins or triplets with hairy pussy
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I will have to agree with that
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I'll always get horny for a nice furry cat
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Hairy ain't scary
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Unless it's attached to Julian Clarey
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Julian Clarey has one scary cunt
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Excuse me, I may have been too blunt
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Now I'm off to find out who Julian Clarey is.

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He's a poofter true and true
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Sucks more cock than me or you!
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When we Richard Simmons, he had a conniption
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He was very STIFF competition
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