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The worst is the cunt who has to sook
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After you tell em "did you even fucking look?"
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Tomorrow I'm off from work
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So it's my turn to be a jerk
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Why jerk when you can make it easy work?
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Stick it in a vacuum cleaner until you spurt
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I know this guy by the name of Frank Keener
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His dick was sucked off by a vacuum cleaner
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I was told to stick my dick in one
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I shoved in the bristle roller, it was no fun
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Danny Aiello was an actor who always did a good job
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I'm going to miss the working class Italian slob
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Rest in piece, Danny.

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I have no idea who that is
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I only know guys names in movies that jizz
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I know this poor loser guy name of Charlie Smalls
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His girlfriend left him on Christmas with blue balls
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I know a virgin named Harry Halls
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But his sisters mouth can house a rack of balls
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Two days with no sex was all Charlie could stand
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On day three he decided to take matters firmly in hand
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I know a virgin named Harry Halls
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But his sisters mouth can house a rack of balls
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I know this virgin who is a devout nun
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Stay away from her 'cause she's no fun
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Fuck the nuns, they don't get dick from gay junk
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Unless you take a shit staright into their cunt
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I knew this nun name of Sara Moss
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I raped that bitch with her own cross
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"Excorcist stile" she screamed and yell
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"Your mother sucks cocks in hell"
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I know this guy name of Rick
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I raped his ass with a stick
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Michael Jackson was busted touching a little boy
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But the 100 million compo brought his parents joy
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Polanski sodomized an underage teen
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Someone needs to hack off his ween
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I really can't stand Will Ferrell
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I can't wait till he's busted as a pedophiAL
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Jeffrey Jones elicited lots of scorn
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After he was busted for kiddie porn
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Washington has taken a dump
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Now flush away that impeached cunt
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Trump deserves to go down in flames
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And he only has himself to blame
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I know a fag who had strep throat on Valentine's day
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Not was he pissed off he was gay that day
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I know this wild gal name of Ann
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She likes to take it in her can
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Today I am an ismis.
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Fuck Jesus, and FUCK CHRISTMAS
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For some Christmas is a total blast
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For me Christmas can take it up the ass
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I went to Santa and punched him in the guts
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Then let his reindeer loose and kicked Rudolph in the nuts
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I know this guy name of Hank
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He just loves to yank his crank
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Good ole hank the yank
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Always busted having a wank
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Hank ain't got no money for bail
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So tonight he's spanking it in jail
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Here's to hoping the pussy is dished out a plenty
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Now that we be living in 2020.
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2020 is hopefully going to be a better year
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2019 can go take it with a pitchfork up the rear
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Illegal NYE fireworks blew off Smith's dick.
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He was a faggot anyway and only poked it in shit.
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I know this guy by the name of Rand
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He got blown by Goofy at Disneyland
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I got nothing my name's are running thin
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This one's just scraping the bottom of the bun
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This thread ain't quite dead yet
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Make shit up if names you forget
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I knew a guy named ummm
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He had a head and a bum
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I know this frustrated gal name of Faye
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Her husband won't fuck her 'cause he's gay
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I met a girl who seemed perfect
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Turned put she was a fuckwit
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I know this slut name of Claire
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Her pussy she just loves to share
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Michael Jackson loved to boast
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About ramming his dick down a childs throat.
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Jackson got lots of joy
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From molesting little boys
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I just watched Doctor Sleep
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It was absolutly (bleep)
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Kubrick's The Shining is the total motherfucking balls
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I love the blood from the elevator splattering the walls
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The difference between a helicopter and a Kobe Bryant layup?
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Kobe don't travel as far in a helicopter hey!yup!
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I know this necro name of Zed
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A skeleton once gave him head
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The Lakers need Lebron to rebound more.
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The coach is screaming out "KOBE THE BOARDS"
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I knew this asshole name of Rick
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I raped his ass with a stick
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Speaking of Rapists, Kobe was one.
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Now he's resting in pieces, he's had his fun.
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I know this gay name of Frank Pudge
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He likes to pack other men's fudge
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