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Woodyanders said... Raw Talent was proof that Butler could act
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And that's not just opinion; it's also fact
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Not only could he fuck an ass 'til it farts
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He's also pretty good at marital arts
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Not only could he fuck an ass 'til it farts
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He's also pretty good at marital arts
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Butler even went on to have a life after porn
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For that he deserves admiration instead of scorn
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Butler became a bus driver after leaving the adult industry.

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Woodyanders said... Butler even went on to have a life after porn
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For that he deserves admiration instead of scorn
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Butler became a bus driver after leaving the adult industry.
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On that, I do agree
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Sometimes people aren't considered people if they show their weenie
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Not only could he fuck an ass 'til it farts
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He's also pretty good at marital arts
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Jerry Butler almost to the end was vibrant, healthy, and fit
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The fact that he was killed by goddamn cancer totally sucks shit
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Sadly, no one from the porn industry attended his funeral. Plus I saw some recent photos of Butler circa 2015 and he was still in incredible shape.

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Woodyanders said... Jerry Butler almost to the end was vibrant, healthy, and fit
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The fact that he was killed by goddamn cancer totally sucks shit
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Sadly, no one from the porn industry attended his funeral. Plus I saw some recent photos of Butler circa 2015 and he was still in incredible shape.
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I'll have to check out his other flicks in a flash
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I'm kinda surprised he wasn't in Cafe Flesh
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CF is similar to RT in that, they're porn movies that hate the porn industry.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I'll have to check out his other flicks in a flash
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I'm kinda surprised he wasn't in Cafe Flesh
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CF is similar to RT in that, they're porn movies that hate the porn industry.
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John Mahoney's work as an actor was always strong
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His recent death at age 77 somehow seems wrong
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Looks like we are in for another rough year.

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Woodyanders said... John Mahoney's work as an actor was always strong
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His recent death at age 77 somehow seems wrong
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Looks like we are in for another rough year.
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Though John Mahoney has started to mold
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He'll always be remembered in 'Streets Of Gold'
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Though John Mahoney has started to mold
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He'll always be remembered in 'Streets Of Gold'
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Mahoney could make any part swing
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He was terrific in Say Anything
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Woodyanders said... Mahoney could make any part swing
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He was terrific in Say Anything
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One thing about Mahoney that'll be held dear
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Is his acting in 'Primal Fear'
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... One thing about Mahoney that'll be held dear
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Is his acting in 'Primal Fear'
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Tarantino saying that 13-year-old was down with it is all kinds of sick
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Uma Thurman should beat his ass bloody before cutting off his slimy dick
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According to Tarantino, the 13-year-old girl that Polanski drugged and raped was all for it.

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Woodyanders said... Tarantino saying that 13-year-old was down with it is all kinds of sick
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Uma Thurman should beat his ass bloody before cutting off his slimy dick
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According to Tarantino, the 13-year-old girl that Polanski drugged and raped was all for it.
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She was 13 and Polanski dug her
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But if she was for it, why'd he have to drug her?
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I'll bet Tarantino defended Harvey Wienstinen too. Harv, after all produced all his movies.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... She was 13 and Polanski dug her
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But if she was for it, why'd he have to drug her?
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I'll bet Tarantino defended Harvey Wienstinen too. Harv, after all produced all his movies.
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Quentin Tarantino falling from grace would be great
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His obnoxious hipster posturing makes him easy to hate
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Tarantino did speak out against Weinstein, but only after a few weeks had passed when the news first broke.

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Woodyanders said... Quentin Tarantino falling from grace would be great
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His obnoxious hipster posturing makes him easy to hate
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Tarantino did speak out against Weinstein, but only after a few weeks had passed when the news first broke.
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Tarantino's character sounds flimsy and weak
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Who knew the guy who made 'Pulp Fiction' would be so damn meek
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Edit: Wait, it's meekness, but pure batshit insanity!!!! I just looked it up and apparently, he tried to kill Uma Thurman by making her participate in a stunt that he knew was unsafe (?!) It's like he's become a villain in one of his favorite or one of his own movies. What do you think, Woody; was this a deliberate attempt to off Uma before she could reveal what a scumbag his favorite producer is to the rest of the world, or was this just carelessness on a John Landis level?

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Tarantino's character sounds flimsy and weak
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Who knew the guy who made 'Pulp Fiction' would be so damn meek
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Edit: Wait, it's meekness, but pure batshit insanity!!!! I just looked it up and apparently, he tried to kill Uma Thurman by making her participate in a stunt that he knew was unsafe (?!) It's like he's become a villain in one of his favorite or one of his own movies. What do you think, Woody; was this a deliberate attempt to off Uma before she could reveal what a scumbag his favorite producer is to the rest of the world, or was this just carelessness on a John Landis level?
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Tarantino's current conduct makes me frown
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He deserves to be banned and run out of town
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I think Tarantino was being cocky and careless when he asked Thurman to do that dangerous stunt. He has a notorious reputation for having a huge ego, so I think that his arrogance overrode his judgement and rationality.

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Woodyanders said... Tarantino's current conduct makes me frown
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He deserves to be banned and run out of town
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I think Tarantino was being cocky and careless when he asked Thurman to do that dangerous stunt. He has a notorious reputation for having a huge ego, so I think that his arrogance overrode his judgement and rationality.
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As long as he's got Weinstein money in his mitts
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He's with Harvey grabbing unwilling tits
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... As long as he's got Weinstein money in his mitts
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He's with Harvey grabbing unwilling tits
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Guys in positions of power will always be abusive sleaze
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They think because they have power they can do what they please
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Woodyanders said... Guys in positions of power will always be abusive sleaze
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They think because they have power they can do what they please
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A little change of pace…

I know a guy his name's Ed Wood
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He ended up writing gay porn, and with his name, he should
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I found out that Edward Wood Jr. dabbled in gay erotica near the end of his life, and I'm watching 'Drop-Out Wife' now so I've good Woody on my mind.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... A little change of pace…

I know a guy his name's Ed Wood
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He ended up writing gay porn, and with his name, he should
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I found out that Edward Wood Jr. dabbled in gay erotica near the end of his life, and I'm watching 'Drop-Out Wife' now so I've good Woody on my mind.
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Ed Wood for the rest of us is a genuine inspiration
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He made movies that are still seen all over the nation
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Woodyanders said... Ed Wood for the rest of us is a genuine inspiration
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He made movies that are still seen all over the nation
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'for the rest of us', you say? I meant no insult, just that he has the perfect gay porn name.

What's sad about Ed Wood is that he lived the dream and never knew it. He had movies, wrote several books and short stories and is remembered today. Sadly, he got too caught up in being liked and admired by critics and making money, so he never appreciated the fact he WAS making art, his vision was being realized and he died a depressed alcoholic. If only he could have known how many of us wouldn't have traded places with him.

I know what I'll be doing around my place
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Watching 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... 'for the rest of us', you say? I meant no insult, just that he has the perfect gay porn name.

What's sad about Ed Wood is that he lived the dream and never knew it. He had movies, wrote several books and short stories and is remembered today. Sadly, he got too caught up in being liked and admired by critics and making money, so he never appreciated the fact he WAS making art, his vision was being realized and he died a depressed alcoholic. If only he could have known how many of us wouldn't have traded places with him.

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Watching 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'
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It's sad that Ed Wood is dead and gone
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But his legacy in film & writing lives on
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Woodyanders said... It's sad that Ed Wood is dead and gone
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But his legacy in film & writing lives on
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Ed Wood didn't know he was living the dream
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If I got to make any movies, I'd surly cream
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Ed Wood didn't know he was living the dream
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If I got to make any movies, I'd surly cream
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Trump is not just a liar and a cheater
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He's also an enabler to wife beaters
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No surprise that several male members of Trump's staff have been brought up on charges of spousal abuse.

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Woodyanders said... Trump is not just a liar and a cheater
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He's also an enabler to wife beaters
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No surprise that several male members of Trump's staff have been brought up on charges of spousal abuse.
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Trump protecting abusers is no surprise at all
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He always had too much gall
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Trump protecting abusers is no surprise at all
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He always had too much gall
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Trump believes that since he's rich
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That it's acceptable to hit a bitch
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Woodyanders said... Trump believes that since he's rich
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That it's acceptable to hit a bitch
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Trump's life must be empty and sad
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His shitty reality show was the best thing he had
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Trump's life must be empty and sad
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His shitty reality show was the best thing he had
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These high school shootings make me sad
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Seventeen reported dead is all kinds of bad
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When I went to high school the bullies just called me names and tripped me in the hallways on occasion for laughs.

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Woodyanders said... These high school shootings make me sad
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Seventeen reported dead is all kinds of bad
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When I went to high school the bullies just called me names and tripped me in the hallways on occasion for laughs.
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The bodies are pilling up from here to OZ
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But it's still not the time to talk about gun-laws
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It's best not to politicize things like this…unless the shooter isn't white in which case, it's time to talk about immigration.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... The bodies are pilling up from here to OZ
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But it's still not the time to talk about gun-laws
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It's best not to politicize things like this…unless the shooter isn't white in which case, it's time to talk about immigration.
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Stricter gun laws will not make this stop
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Nor will arming everyone just like cops
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Woodyanders said... Stricter gun laws will not make this stop
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Nor will arming everyone just like cops
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There's got to be a middle ground
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Before we're all shot like hounds
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Not that I'd ever shoot a hound.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... There's got to be a middle ground
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Before we're all shot like hounds
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Not that I'd ever shoot a hound.
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The two parties need to start seeing eye to eye
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Or else many more people will continue to die
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Woodyanders said... The two parties need to start seeing eye to eye
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Or else many more people will continue to die
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The two main parties can't get along
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How long will it be before we're all gone
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... The two main parties can't get along
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How long will it be before we're all gone
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The two parties are on the verge of being obsolete
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If they don't work together we're all dead meat
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Woodyanders said... The two parties are on the verge of being obsolete
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If they don't work together we're all dead meat
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What we need a new choice to make this country hearty
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I propose the Alice Cooper party
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He's wanted to be elected for so long. I think it's time we have him a chance.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... What we need a new choice to make this country hearty
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I propose the Alice Cooper party
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He's wanted to be elected for so long. I think it's time we have him a chance.
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Cooper would be great for 2020
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Ozzy Osborne could run as his VP
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Woodyanders said... Cooper would be great for 2020
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Ozzy Osborne could run as his VP
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Here's a choice to which all others are inferior
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My choice for secretary of the (Lux) Interior
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Here's a choice to which all others are inferior
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My choice for secretary of the (Lux) Interior
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A nice way to make America really great
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Appoint Joan Jett as Secretary of State
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Woodyanders said... A nice way to make America really great
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Appoint Joan Jett as Secretary of State
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You know what else would be really neat
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Giving Josie Cotton a Supreme Court seat
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... You know what else would be really neat
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Giving Josie Cotton a Supreme Court seat
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The Supreme Court needs more punk rockers in it
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They could pass laws about puking, pissing, and shit
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For example, the G.G. Allin It's Alright to Expose Yourself to Kids bill.

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Woodyanders said... The Supreme Court needs more punk rockers in it
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They could pass laws about puking, pissing, and shit
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For example, the G.G. Allin It's Alright to Expose Yourself to Kids bill.
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I think the Trump administration might be working on that bill already.

If the Sex Pistols were together today
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They'd be singing 'Anarchy in the U.S.A'
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I think the Trump administration might be working on that bill already.

If the Sex Pistols were together today
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They'd be singing 'Anarchy in the U.S.A'
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Another way to make the White House staff swing
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The new public speaker should be Fear's Lee Ving
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Ving could do a press conference on starting a new war. When a repertor asks him why, Ving would reply, "There's too many of us."

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Woodyanders said... Another way to make the White House staff swing
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The new public speaker should be Fear's Lee Ving
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Ving could do a press conference on starting a new war. When a repertor asks him why, Ving would reply, "There's too many of us."
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That's good.

Something else that'd make our country a smash
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Had over the army of Darby Crash
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He'd make a good military man 'cause he's not afraid to bleed.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... That's good.

Something else that'd make our country a smash
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Had over the army of Darby Crash
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He'd make a good military man 'cause he's not afraid to bleed.
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Another thing that would totally work
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A new national anthem by the Circle Jerks
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Their song "When the Shit Hits the Fan" doesn't sound the least bit dated, so lets make it the new national anthem.

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Woodyanders said... Another thing that would totally work
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A new national anthem by the Circle Jerks
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Their song "When the Shit Hits the Fan" doesn't sound the least bit dated, so lets make it the new national anthem.
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I think the best anthem for now would be Devo's 'Joko Homo'. Ar-ar!

Let's give comedians a chance too.

So no other country can give us hard knocks
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Let's give foreign policy to Redd Foxx
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"Hey Kim Jong, how'd like five across the lip, you big dummy!"

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I think the best anthem for now would be Devo's 'Joko Homo'. Ar-ar!

Let's give comedians a chance too.

So no other country can give us hard knocks
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Let's give foreign policy to Redd Foxx
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"Hey Kim Jong, how'd like five across the lip, you big dummy!"
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Since Trump has reduced America as something to reject
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We need someone like Rodney Dangerfield to restore respect
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Woodyanders said... Since Trump has reduced America as something to reject
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We need someone like Rodney Dangerfield to restore respect
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Because Trump's got us into so many pickles
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That we'd be better off electing Don Rickles
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At least his insults would be funnier.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I think the best anthem for now would be Devo's 'Joko Homo'. Ar-ar!

Let's give comedians a chance too.

So no other country can give us hard knocks
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Let's give foreign policy to Redd Foxx
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"Hey Kim Jong, how'd like five across the lip, you big dummy!"
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When it comes to voting down gun control bills the GOP ain't got no qualms
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Because the National Rifle Association is clearly greasing all of their palms
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Woodyanders said... When it comes to voting down gun control bills the GOP ain't got no qualms
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Because the National Rifle Association is clearly greasing all of their palms
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The world is going straight downhill
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I'll wait out the apocalypse in Tromaville
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I think the best anthem for now would be Devo's 'Joko Homo'. Ar-ar!

Let's give comedians a chance too.

So no other country can give us hard knocks
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Let's give foreign policy to Redd Foxx
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"Hey Kim Jong, how'd like five across the lip, you big dummy!"
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Another reason to hold the GOP in scorn
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They're okay with guns, but down on porn
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Just heard about Florida lawmakers declaring porn as a public health risk, but voted 71-36 against a ban on semi-automatic weapons.

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Woodyanders said... Another reason to hold the GOP in scorn
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They're okay with guns, but down on porn
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Just heard about Florida lawmakers declaring porn as a public health risk, but voted 71-36 against a ban on semi-automatic weapons.
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There's no way to combat guns and hate
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A more realistic goal to making teens not masturbate
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... There's no way to combat guns and hate
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A more realistic goal to making teens not masturbate
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Banning guns ain't happening anytime soon
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Because the guys in charge are corrupt loons
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