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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Writing these limericks is a gas
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I love finding rhymes for fart, turd and ass
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I agree. When I'm not feeling too inspired, doing these puts me back in a creative state. Plus, we can be as crude as we want!
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Doing Hey Laddy limericks is the shit
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And here we can say that Trump's a twit
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... Doing Hey Laddy limericks is the shit
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And here we can say that Trump's a twit
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Doing limericks is lots o' fun
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We can write about a gorilla fucking Trump up the bun
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Writing these limericks is a gas
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I love finding rhymes for fart, turd and ass
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I agree. When I'm not feeling too inspired, doing these puts me back in a creative state. Plus, we can be as crude as we want!
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit
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Ass piss fuck cunt son of a bitch
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Ass piss fuck cunt son of a bitch
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You have the right idea, but you forgot to make it rhyme.

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Ass piss fuck cunt son of a bitch
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I know a porn star his name is Clark
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His cumshots always hit the mark
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a porn star his name is Clark
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His cumshots always hit the mark
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Barbra Streisand on the rag naked makes me blind
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The fuck you mean my last one didn't rhyme?
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The fuck you mean my last one didn't rhyme?
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Now you're gettin' it!

I know a guy his name is Hank
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He cums like a shot from a tank
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Now you're gettin' it!

I know a guy his name is Hank
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He cums like a shot from a tank
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I think you mistook Trump for Hank
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He's more full of shit than a septic tank!
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He's more full of shit than a septic tank!
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Heh, heh, good one.

The Donald Trump is a crazy otter
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Wants to do to America what he'd do to his daughter
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Heh, heh, good one.

The Donald Trump is a crazy otter
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Wants to do to America what he'd do to his daughter
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If trump had his way he'd make America a kingdom, empire or principality.
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But he's not a king, ememperor or prince, so it continues to be a country.
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He's more full of shit than a septic tank!
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Oh, that was my mistake
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I just think about Trump when I hear septic tank
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Oh, that was my mistake
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I just think about Trump when I hear septic tank
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Simplicity works to describe Trump
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Cunt cunt cunt cunt
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Cunt cunt cunt cunt
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Another thing 'bout Don Trump
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His polices stink like an elephant's rump
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Another thing 'bout Don Trump
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His polices stink like an elephant's rump
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Trump is just misunderstood and a really great guy
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And I'm full of shit and tell great lies
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And I'm full of shit and tell great lies
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I know a guy his name is Rick
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He likes sticking clothes pins in his dick
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy his name is Rick
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He likes sticking clothes pins in his dick
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Rick sticks pricks down his dick?
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That cunt sounds thick as a fucking brick
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That cunt sounds thick as a fucking brick
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Rick is really a masochist
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He also likes rubbing ivy on his wrist
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That cunt sounds thick as a fucking brick
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Rick is really a masochist
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He also jerks-off with ivy on his wrist
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Rick is really a masochist
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He also jerks-off with ivy on his wrist
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I love me a rock n roll whore
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When you cum she holds a up a lighter and chants "we want more"
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When you cum she holds a up a lighter and chants "we want more"
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Ha! I like that one.

I know a guy his name is Clyde
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He likes to cum in wildebeest hide
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Ha! I like that one.

I know a guy his name is Clyde
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He likes to cum in wildebeest hide
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My wife keeps watching Drop Dead Diva
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I'd rather poke out my eyes and eat a Cleveland steamer.
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I'd rather poke out my eyes and eat a Cleveland steamer.
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I have never seen the show
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So I'll have to take your word one how it blows
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I have never seen the show
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So I'll have to take your word one how it blows
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Trust me, for I never lie.
Etc. Etc etc

Now I'm off to sleep between Erika Eleniaks thighs.
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Etc. Etc etc

Now I'm off to sleep between Erika Eleniaks thighs.
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I know a guy name of Joe
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He's so big, he's impossible to blow
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy name of Joe
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He's so big, he's impossible to blow
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Joe should lose weight the dumb fat cunt
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Seriosly, I know him, he's a dumb fat cunt
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Seriosly, I know him, he's a dumb fat cunt
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You're right bout that guy Joe Tuckle
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Hid belly hangs dangerously over his buckle
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... You're right bout that guy Joe Tuckle
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Hid belly hangs dangerously over his buckle
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Fuck the cunt who 3 days ago was still my wife
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If we didn't have a son she'd be completely out of myh life
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If we didn't have a son she'd be completely out of myh life
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I'm sorry to hear about that. Sounds rough.

I know a guy his name is Jack
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He hires hookers to lick his crack
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I'm sorry to hear about that. Sounds rough.

I know a guy his name is Jack
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He hires hookers to lick his crack
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I've tried hiring hookers to lick my ass
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It's amazing when they say no like they have some class
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It's amazing when they say no like they have some class
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Some do. Ever see 'The Opening of Miss Beethoven'?

I know a gal her name is Abbey
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When she's not sucking dick, she gets very gabby
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Some do. Ever see 'The Opening of Miss Beethoven'?

I know a gal her name is Abbey
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When she's not sucking dick, she gets very gabby
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No, but I'd like to see her opening!

In her mouth i blew a huge load
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Blew so hard it came back out her nose
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In her mouth i blew a huge load
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Blew so hard it came back out her nose
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I know a guy name of Ralph
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He's so big, he cums out of his girlfriend's mouth
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy name of Ralph
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He's so big, he cums out of his girlfriend's mouth
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I raped a shemale in the ass but I didn't know it when I did the dude
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I got excited that my dick broke right through
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I got excited that my dick broke right through
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I know a guy name of Stien
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Stick a dildo up his ass to hear him whine
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy name of Stien
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Stick a dildo up his ass to hear him whine
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I knew a whore by the name of Lisa
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You can fuck her now and charge it on Visa
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You can fuck her now and charge it on Visa
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I know a guy his name is Sam
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He cums so hard, you hear a BAM!
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy his name is Sam
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He cums so hard, you hear a BAM!
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I know that guy name of Sam
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He likes to fuck cans of spam
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... I know that guy name of Sam
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He likes to fuck cans of spam
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Sam is a weird-ass guy
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He always fucks his bass before the fry
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Sam is a weird-ass guy
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He always fucks his bass before the fry
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Another thing about that guy Sam
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He also likes to hump hunks of ham
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... Another thing about that guy Sam
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He also likes to hump hunks of ham
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Sam is a weird little fella
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I'd call 'em out, but I think he's yella
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Sam is a weird little fella
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I'd call 'em out, but I think he's yella
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When Sam is in the mood for a special treat
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He goes to the butcher shop to screw the meat
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... When Sam is in the mood for a special treat
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He goes to the butcher shop to screw the meat
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Only the butcher can deliver
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On Sam's fetish for hart, lungs and liver
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Only the butcher can deliver
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On Sam's fetish for hart, lungs and liver
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Sam loves to put his dork
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Into to slabs of roast pork
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Yes, this is really me.

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Woodyanders said... Sam loves to put his dork
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Into to slabs of roast pork
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Old Sam has no shame
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At least we have the media to blame
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Old Sam has no shame
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At least we have the media to blame
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For his kinks Sam shows no remorse
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He even tried once to fuck a horse
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Yes, this is really me.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know a guy his name is Sam
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He cums so hard, you hear a BAM!
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I know a fireman by the name of Sam
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I said can we fuck it? He said "Yes we can"
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I said can we fuck it? He said "Yes we can"
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There's a toucan with that same name

I know that guy name of Sam
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His balls smell like rotting ham
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By the way, did you want to talk about the divorce? Think it might help?

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... There's a toucan with that same name

I know that guy name of Sam
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His balls smell like rotting ham
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By the way, did you want to talk about the divorce? Think it might help?
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Nah I'm alright I've still got my health
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Know of any pussy in search of a mouse?
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Know of any pussy in search of a mouse?
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I'm sorry but I do not
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I only know that Sam lubricates with snot
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I'm sorry but I do not
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I only know that Sam lubricates with snot
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Toucan Sam's dick tastes like fruit loops
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Amazing how it just tastes like shit when he poops
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