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There was this YouTube celebrity named Logan Paul
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He's the latest internet star to take a massive fall
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Had no idea who this guy was until a day or two ago.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Yep, that's him.

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I don't know who he is now. Who is he?

I knew a celeb. name of Martin Mull
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He's now as forgotten as Steven Seagal
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What Mull needs, I think, is a good sex-scandal to put him in the spot-light again.

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Internet "celebrities" are a dime a dozen
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Everyone from my mom to your third cousin
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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I think we're the only ones on this site
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It's been so long since I've gotten into a fight
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I used to get into fights on IMDB, but that's hard to do with only three people.

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I don't miss the trolls on the IMDb
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They were always mean and nasty to me
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It's true those guys had the intellect of a flea
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But they made me feel better about being me
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Darlanne Fluegel was a favorite 80's blonde chick
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Her untimely death at only 64 totally sucks dick
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I had a massive crush on Fluegel back in the day after seeing her in Tough Guys with Kirk Douglas.

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Fluegel's death has got me blue
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Think I'll go watch Pet Sematary II
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Fluegel was hot in To Live and Die in LA
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I'm totally bummed that she passed away
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I know a famous song and dance by the name of Ben Vereen
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He's the latest celeb who's been accused of being obscene
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If Fluegel's death is this year's header
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Doesn't look like '18 gonna be better
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Celebrities will still continue to die
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And will go to that big theater in the sky
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The new book on Trump really dishes the dirt
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No surprise that Trump is seriously butt hurt
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I can't think of another celebrity death limerick now, so until the next one…

I know a guy guy his name is Neil
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He shocks his genticals with electric eels
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I know a freaky guy named Frank Smalls
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Hey pays hookers to stomp on his balls
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I know a hooker who serviced Frank Smalls
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she had to shove a piece of cheese down his dick hole until it reached his balls
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I know a kinky guy name of Charlie Batts
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He gets his sick kicks from fucking cats
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I know this freaky guy name of Frank Hut
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He pays that dominatrix to spank his butt
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I know a guy his name is Ralph
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He likes hookers to fart in his mouth
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I know a guy his name is Doc
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He uses mice to juice his cock
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I know that guy by the name of Rick
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He sucks his dick until he gets sick
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I know a horse his name is Ed
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He likes to do Wilbur in his shed
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I know this guy name of Skinner
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He eats live rodents for dinner
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I know a guy his name is Rick
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He's learning how to suck his own dick
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I know this wild chick name of Cass
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She loves to get fucked in the ass
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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I know a Nazi his name is Goebbels
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He never told the Fuhrer about his fetish for gerbils
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I knew this Nazi man of Sigmund Schwinn
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He never told Hitler that he preferred men
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The government shutdown happened when Trump was in power
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Because of him everything is wilting like an old flower
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I love how Trump blamed Obama for the first government shutdown, stating that if the president had been doing his job, it never would have happened.

Trump's affair with Stormy Daniels
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Has also proven to be more than he can handle
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Trump can't ever stay out of trouble
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He needs to be impeached on the double
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With Trump in charge, America might end
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I see the apocalypse comin' round the bend
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Trump as president has proven to be a bust
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Removing him from office ASAP is a must
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Donald Trump got porn star Stormy Daniels to spread
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And then to keep her quiet paid her $130,000 in bread
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She could afford new tits with all that bread
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The one's she has now are made of lead
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I've seen those photos of her with Trump and those suckers look pretty solid.

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Stormy's tits looks like two big round rocks
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And they're probably harder than Trump's cock
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Ha! True!

Trump's dick is limp as a noodle
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And buried under mounds of strudel
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Donald Trump keeps claiming that he's so great
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He's a gross fat pig who needs to lose weight
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While Trump does love to grab women's taints
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He'd rather look in the mirror while he masturbates
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Trump's State of the Union speech will be a gas
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In which he blows lots of smoke out of his ass
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I bet dollars to doughnuts it will be more about him and how great he is than anything else.

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Trump's speech didn't go off bigly
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But at least he didn't call anyone Miss Piggy
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Jerry Butler was in lots of cool classic porn flicks
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His untimely death from cancer totally sucks dick
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Found out yesterday that Butler died from pacreatic cancer at age 58.

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Jerry Butler's death makes me want to hit the world with a mallet
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He was chock-full of Raw Talent
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Jerry Butler in his book really dished the dirt
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Ron Jeremy in particular was seriously butt hurt
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While many porn stars just gave their genitals a smack
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He was one of the ones who could really act
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Raw Talent was proof that Butler could act
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And that's not just opinion; it's also fact
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