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Harding is often considered the dirtiest guy in the president's seat
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But Trump with all his scandals and corruption has Harding beat
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Thought I'd get historical with this one.

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Even Harding supported the federal anti-lynching bill
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Trump's support on that would be nearly nill
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All of Trump's scandals make me mad
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Compared to Trump Nixon wasn't half bad
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Hi I don't mean to butt in
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But this thread is awesome; what a win!
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Don't mind you butting in at all. Feel free to join the party.

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We don't mind ya butting in
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Pull up a chair and have some gin
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This thread is one of the best things in my life
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It takes the edge off things that constitute as strife
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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I would agree with what you said
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This board is my kind of med.
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.ication

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Making these limericks cleans out my brain
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Without this board I'd probably go insane
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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This message board had gotten big
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And it mostly consists of calling Trump a pig
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trump gets us all a bit down
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No one knew he'd be such a clown
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I know this acidhead name of Halls
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He's always taking LSD and tripping balls
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Donald Trump is a big buffoon
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With the mentality of a mafia goon
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Donald Trump just doesn't care
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And what's with that awful hair?
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I know a gal her name's Moon Lee
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She'd swat Trump like he was just a flea
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Donald Trump is just a lot of gas
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Cynthia Rothrock should kick his ass
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Trump deserves to be kicked
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Yukari Oshima will rip off his prick
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Trump deserves to have his ass beat
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Sonny Chiba should tear off his meat
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And after Trump looses his meat
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Jackie Chan can kick him in the seat
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After Jackie Chan's beat down is done
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Angela Mao should rip out his tongue
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And after Mao removes his tongue
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He'll get sat on by Sammo Hung
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And after Hung makes Trump real flat
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He'll be blown to pieces by Chow Yun-Fat
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And once Trump is glued back together
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Mr Moto's jujitsu will tie him up like tether
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And after Trump gets tied up
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He'll drink semen from a cup
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And who will supply the disgusting glop?
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Why it's Ron Jeremy and his bodily slop
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After Ron Jeremy puts Trump in his place
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Peter North should cum all over his face
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And when Trump is writhing in hell
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John Holmes will turn his orange skin pale
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And to further punish Trump in spades
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Skeevy John Holmes will give him AIDS
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And when that is over and done
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Trump will have his face rubbed in dung (Salo-style!)
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And to give Trump some further disgrace
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A girl will piss all over his fat face
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However, I think Trump might enjoy that. Especially if said girl looks like or is his daughter.

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Oh man, it's true! I just threw up in my mouth. Actually, I don't think anything Trump derives pleasure from can be anything but sick.

And because he's such a sleazy prick
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All the women he harassed should should get to punch his dick
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He'd probably enjoy that too. But what about cutting it off and putting it in a sandwich 'Blood Sucking Freaks' style? He might like that too…

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Trump is such a disgusting sleaze
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Who does whatever he pleases
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I hope these limericks don't get us in trouble
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The secret service might pay a visit on the double
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If I get busted I'm going to jail
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I don't make enough money to pay bail
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Going to jail won't be fun
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But I'll be getting the same amount done
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Thanks to this thread I've fucked myself good
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I'll never get a job writing for Disney in Hollywood
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But you'll still get to use your writing diploma
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I'm sure they'd love to hire you at Troma
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Writing for Troma would be a dream come true
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I'll write a script for "The Toxic Avenger Part 22"
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We should do our part to keep Troma alive
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And let's hope they released 'Toxic Avenger 5'
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Toxie 5 has been stuck in development hell for ages now, but it hear it's getting made now!

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Another thing we need before we die
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Is another sequel to Nuke 'Em High
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Yes!

Another thing we need to see
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Is the Troma version of 'The Autobiography of a Flea'
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I know this guy name of Bruce
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He likes to drink his own juice
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I know that guy
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He ate his own juice out of a moose
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Another thing about that guy Bruce
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He was arrested for fucking a goose
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He also likes Jamaican folk music called Mento
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And jerking off to pictures of Doctor Demento
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He's also into huffing gas
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And taking it up the ass
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And his cum tastes real tart
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He also smells beaver farts
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He also jerks off in his tea
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And likes to drink his on pee
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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He smells his hand after he rubs his nuts
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And fists people who call him a klutz
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He licks his cum from off the floor
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And has sex with smelly diseased whores
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.
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