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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Ellison would not behave
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Harsh verbal beatings what what he gave
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Ellison was a guy who took no ****
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And he had zero tolerance for idiots
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Woodyanders said... Ellison was a guy who took no shit
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And he had zero tolerance for idiots
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With a Ellison book in hand, you could get no higher
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Just don't call him a "sci-fi writer"
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... With a Ellison book in hand, you could get no higher
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Just don't call him a "sci-fi writer"
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I have another reason for feeling blue
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We just lost Jennifer Welles, too
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Welles was great in the Joe Sarno film "Confessions of A Young American Housewife."

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Woodyanders said... I have another reason for feeling blue
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We just lost Jennifer Welles, too
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Welles was great in the Joe Sarno film "Confessions of A Young American Housewife."
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Jennifer Welles left too soon
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No wonder I'm so full o' gloom
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Jennifer Welles left too soon
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No wonder I'm so full o' gloom
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Jennifer Welles was a hot older lady
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Her full figure always drove me crazy
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Woodyanders said... Jennifer Welles was a hot older lady
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Her full figure always drove me crazy
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The 4th of July is at last here
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Let's blow **** up and drink some beer
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... The 4th of July is at last here
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Let's blow shit up and drink some beer
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I'm not a big fan of the 4th of July
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Those damn fireworks make my dog cry
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Woodyanders said... I'm not a big fan of the 4th of July
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Those damn fireworks make my dog cry
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Fireworks do make dogs ill
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But they did blast the Brits back to Limyville
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They came at us with the strongest weapons at their disposal; polo mallets and bad teeth, but they were no mach for our gun-powder! Thanks again, China.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Fireworks do make dogs ill
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But they did blast the Brits back to Limyville
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They came at us with the strongest weapons at their disposal; polo mallets and bad teeth, but they were no mach for our gun-powder! Thanks again, China.
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I'll watch any movie starring Warren Oates
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Even a film about a guy having sex with goats
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Oates was born today. I miss him. He died way too soon.

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Woodyanders said... I'll watch any movie starring Warren Oates
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Even a film about a guy having sex with goats
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Oates was born today. I miss him. He died way too soon.
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I too will miss Warren Oates
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And was he in a movie where he had sex with goats
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Seriously, if that exists, I must know.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I too will miss Warren Oates
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And was he in a movie where he had sex with goats
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Seriously, if that exists, I must know.
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It's a shame Warren Oates's life came to an abrupt stop
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He's bloody marvelous in Cockfighter and Two-Lane Blacktop
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I seriously doubt it. I only used that because goats rhymes with Oates.

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Woodyanders said... It's a shame Warren Oates's life came to an abrupt stop
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He's bloody marvelous in Cockfighter and Two-Lane Blacktop
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I seriously doubt it. I only used that because goats rhymes with Oates.
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It was either by observation or a lucky hunch
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That Peckinpah knew he'd be great in 'The Wild Bunch'
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... It was either by observation or a lucky hunch
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That Peckinpah knew he'd be great in 'The Wild Bunch'
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Oates and Bloody Sam did some great and startling work
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Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia is beautiful and berserk
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"Why? Because it feels so goddamn good!"

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Woodyanders said... Oates and Bloody Sam did some great and startling work
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Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia is beautiful and berserk
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"Why? Because it feels so goddamn good!"
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He and that disembodied head had great chemistry, didn't they?

I know a guy name of Todd
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Two-Lane Blacktop made him blow his rod
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... He and that disembodied head had great chemistry, didn't they?

I know a guy name of Todd
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Two-Lane Blacktop made him blow his rod
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Oates played everything from criminals to cops
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And when your walkin' on fried eggs, don't hop
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Favorites Oates line from "Blue Thunder."

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... He and that disembodied head had great chemistry, didn't they?

I know a guy name of Todd
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Two-Lane Blacktop made him blow his rod
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We have yet another reason to feel blue
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For Tab Hunter has just passed away too
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Woodyanders said... We have yet another reason to feel blue
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For Tab Hunter has just passed away too
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Here today, Todd Tomorrow.

Tab Hunter's death is makin' me fuss
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Ashes to ashes. Lust in dust
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Here today, Todd Tomorrow.

Tab Hunter's death is makin' me fuss
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Ashes to ashes. Lust in dust
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Tab Hunter was great in "Sweet Kill"
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His death is one seriously bitter pill
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Woodyanders said... Tab Hunter was great in "Sweet Kill"
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His death is one seriously bitter pill
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The gals were disappointed when they found out he was gay
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But the guys said, "Well, OK!"
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... The gals were disappointed when they found out he was gay
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But the guys said, "Well, OK!"
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I know this guy name of Bart
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This guy cums whenever he farts
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Woodyanders said... I know this guy name of Bart
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This guy cums whenever he farts
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I know that guy they call the Bartman
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He gets his dog to **** him in the can
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I know that guy they call the Bartman
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He gets his dog to fuck him in the can
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Trump's visit to England went over like a lead balloon
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Once again Trump proved that he's just a crass buffoon
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Woodyanders said... Trump's visit to England went over like a lead balloon
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Once again Trump proved that he's just a crass buffoon
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Trump is slovenly and uncouth
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But he is the same color as a British tooth
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Trump is slovenly and uncouth
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But he is the same color as a British tooth
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Trump is a big fat dumb and disgusting slob
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Who alas has the world's most important job
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Woodyanders said... Trump is a big fat dumb and disgusting slob
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Who alas has the world's most important job
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America's time is finally up
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It was nice while it lasted, but now we're ****ed
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... America's time is finally up
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It was nice while it lasted, but now we're fucked
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I'm a huge fan of Julie Strain
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I'm sad to hear that she's in pain
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I found out from someone on Facebook that Strain is suffering from dementia due to a head injury that happened when she was thrown off a horse in her late twenties.

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Woodyanders said... I'm a huge fan of Julie Strain
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I'm sad to hear that she's in pain
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I found out from someone on Facebook that Strain is suffering from dementia due to a head injury that happened when she was thrown off a horse in her late twenties.
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Yet more news that really sucks
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The human body was invited by schmucks
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Why is it that a injury you had decades ago can come back and **** with you anytime, yet you can do push-ups and splits thirty times a day and the results will go away in a day? We're build very poorly.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Yet more news that really sucks
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The human body was invited by schmucks
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Why is it that a injury you had decades ago can come back and fuck with you anytime, yet you can do push-ups and splits thirty times a day and the results will go away in a day? We're build very poorly.
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The human body is quite frail
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Any of us can go from robust to pale
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Woodyanders said... The human body is quite frail
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Any of us can go from robust to pale
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What happened to Strain really sucks
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But her body gives zero ****s
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Went with rhyming suck and **** twice in a row. I maybe running low on inspiration.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... What happened to Strain really sucks
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But her body gives zero fucks
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Went with rhyming suck and fuck twice in a row. I maybe running low on inspiration.
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Julie Strain is one tough chick
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She'll tell death to suck her dick
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Woodyanders said... Julie Strain is one tough chick
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She'll tell death to suck her dick
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Stain's future seems to be on the shelve
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But death can definitely **** itself
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Stain's future seems to be on the shelve
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But death can definitely fuck itself
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Julie Strain's plight causes me great despair
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Life can be horribly tragic and flat out unfair
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Woodyanders said... Julie Strain's plight causes me great despair
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Life can be horribly tragic and flat out unfair
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Julie Strain was always brassy and tough
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Hope she kicks dementia right in the muff
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I know there's no cure for dementia yet, but there is a first time for everything

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Julie Strain was always brassy and tough
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Hope she kicks dementia right in the muff
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I know there's no cure for dementia yet, but there is a first time for everything
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The world is uptight and simply no fun
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I can't believe Disney fired James Gunn
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Gunn got sacked for these tasteless jokes he made on Twitter ten years ago that he even apologized in the past for making.

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Woodyanders said... The world is uptight and simply no fun
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I can't believe Disney fired James Gunn
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Gunn got sacked for these tasteless jokes he made on Twitter ten years ago that he even apologized in the past for making.
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It's no surprise that they're erasing fun
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The digital era has put us under the gun
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I have to look up the jokes now…

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Woodyanders said... The world is uptight and simply no fun
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I can't believe Disney fired James Gunn
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Gunn got sacked for these tasteless jokes he made on Twitter ten years ago that he even apologized in the past for making.
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I just looked up his tweets. I'll admit they're not very clever, but as for the offensive content, the guy did work for Troma, so what were they expecting? Granted, Uncle Lloyd would have been wittier…

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... I just looked up his tweets. I'll admit they're not very clever, but as for the offensive content, the guy did work for Troma, so what were they expecting? Granted, Uncle Lloyd would have been wittier…
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If you make one single offensive post on the Internet
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People will never forgive you nor will they ever forget
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Woodyanders said... If you make one single offensive post on the Internet
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People will never forgive you nor will they ever forget
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And with all that we've been posting here
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Society is gonna **** us in the rear
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... And with all that we've been posting here
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Society is gonna fuck us in the rear
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I've made a lot of offensive jokes in my time
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But I don't think it's some heinous crime
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Woodyanders said... I've made a lot of offensive jokes in my time
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But I don't think it's some heinous crime
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Speaking of crimes…

Did you know Chuck Norris endorsed Roy Moore?
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His kicks are great but his choices are poor
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Speaking of crimes…

Did you know Chuck Norris endorsed Roy Moore?
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His kicks are great but his choices are poor
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I dig Chuck Norris for his martial arts
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But his political views ain't so smart
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Woodyanders said... I dig Chuck Norris for his martial arts
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But his political views ain't so smart
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That Chuck Norris can throw a great kick
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But he supports a bunch of pricks
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... That Chuck Norris can throw a great kick
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But he supports a bunch of pricks
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Norris was a lot of fun in his 80's heyday
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I'm always in the mood to watch Invasion USA
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Woodyanders said... Norris was a lot of fun in his 80's heyday
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I'm always in the mood to watch Invasion USA
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In an age where Norris supports a child molester and the president commits treason
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It figures that Andrew Dice Clay would become a voice of reason
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... In an age where Norris supports a child molester and the president commits treason
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It figures that Andrew Dice Clay would become a voice of reason
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYu67ByKThc
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This isn't a good decade for heroes
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Too many folks turn out to be zeros
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Woodyanders said... This isn't a good decade for heroes
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Too many folks turn out to be zeros
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This decade can kiss my ass and give me head
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'Cause the heroes who aren't assholes just end up dead
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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... This decade can kiss my ass and give me head
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'Cause the heroes who aren't assholes just end up dead
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Looks like Trump's time in power may be finally through
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His lawyers wants to roll over and we got his voice on tape too
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That audio recording of Trump talking about using campaign money to buy the silence of a Playboy Playmate that he had an extramarital fling with hopefully will seal his fate as far as staying in office is concerned.

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Woodyanders said... Looks like Trump's time in power may be finally through
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His lawyers wants to roll over and we got his voice on tape too
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That audio recording of Trump talking about using campaign money to buy the silence of a Playboy Playmate that he had an extramarital fling with hopefully will seal his fate as far as staying in office is concerned.
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Though what Trump did was illegal
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He probably wouldn't get arrested if he raped a beagle
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This is why I wish Trump were still a Democrat–they can't seem to get away with the **** Republicans can. If Trump were a Democrat, he would have been up **** creek long ago.

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Matthew T. Dalldorf said... Though what Trump did was illegal
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He probably wouldn't get arrested if he raped a beagle
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This is why I wish Trump were still a Democrat–they can't seem to get away with the shit Republicans can. If Trump were a Democrat, he would have been up shit creek long ago.
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I'd feel awful sorry for that dog
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Trump is one fat and ugly hog
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He'd probably crush the poor thing.

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Woodyanders said... I'd feel awful sorry for that dog
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Trump is one fat and ugly hog
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He'd probably crush the poor thing.
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What now has the Donald in an angry spasm
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Is Ivanka admitting she facked her orgasims
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