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Ellison was a guy who took no shit
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And he had zero tolerance for idiots
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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With a Ellison book in hand, you could get no higher
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Just don't call him a "sci-fi writer"
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I have another reason for feeling blue
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We just lost Jennifer Welles, too
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Welles was great in the Joe Sarno film "Confessions of A Young American Housewife."

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Jennifer Welles left too soon
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No wonder I'm so full o' gloom
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Jennifer Welles was a hot older lady
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Her full figure always drove me crazy
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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The 4th of July is at last here
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Let's blow shit up and drink some beer
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I'm not a big fan of the 4th of July
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Those damn fireworks make my dog cry
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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Fireworks do make dogs ill
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But they did blast the Brits back to Limyville
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They came at us with the strongest weapons at their disposal; polo mallets and bad teeth, but they were no mach for our gun-powder! Thanks again, China.

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I'll watch any movie starring Warren Oates
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Even a film about a guy having sex with goats
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Oates was born today. I miss him. He died way too soon.

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I too will miss Warren Oates
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And was he in a movie where he had sex with goats
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Seriously, if that exists, I must know.

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It's a shame Warren Oates's life came to an abrupt stop
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He's bloody marvelous in Cockfighter and Two-Lane Blacktop
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I seriously doubt it. I only used that because goats rhymes with Oates.

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It was either by observation or a lucky hunch
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That Peckinpah knew he'd be great in 'The Wild Bunch'
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Oates and Bloody Sam did some great and startling work
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Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia is beautiful and berserk
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"Why? Because it feels so goddamn good!"

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He and that disembodied head had great chemistry, didn't they?

I know a guy name of Todd
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Two-Lane Blacktop made him blow his rod
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Oates played everything from criminals to cops
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And when your walkin' on fried eggs, don't hop
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Favorites Oates line from "Blue Thunder."

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We have yet another reason to feel blue
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For Tab Hunter has just passed away too
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Here today, Todd Tomorrow.

Tab Hunter's death is makin' me fuss
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Ashes to ashes. Lust in dust
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Tab Hunter was great in "Sweet Kill"
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His death is one seriously bitter pill
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

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The gals were disappointed when they found out he was gay
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But the guys said, "Well, OK!"
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I know this guy name of Bart
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This guy cums whenever he farts
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I know that guy they call the Bartman
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He gets his dog to fuck him in the can
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Trump's visit to England went over like a lead balloon
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Once again Trump proved that he's just a crass buffoon
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Trump is slovenly and uncouth
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But he is the same color as a British tooth
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Trump is a big fat dumb and disgusting slob
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Who alas has the world's most important job
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America's time is finally up
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It was nice while it lasted, but now we're fucked
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I'm a huge fan of Julie Strain
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I'm sad to hear that she's in pain
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I found out from someone on Facebook that Strain is suffering from dementia due to a head injury that happened when she was thrown off a horse in her late twenties.

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Yet more news that really sucks
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The human body was invited by schmucks
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Why is it that a injury you had decades ago can come back and fuck with you anytime, yet you can do push-ups and splits thirty times a day and the results will go away in a day? We're build very poorly.

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The human body is quite frail
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Any of us can go from robust to pale
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What happened to Strain really sucks
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But her body gives zero fucks
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Went with rhyming suck and fuck twice in a row. I maybe running low on inspiration.

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Julie Strain is one tough chick
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She'll tell death to suck her dick
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Stain's future seems to be on the shelve
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But death can definitely fuck itself
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Julie Strain's plight causes me great despair
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Life can be horribly tragic and flat out unfair
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Julie Strain was always brassy and tough
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Hope she kicks dementia right in the muff
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I know there's no cure for dementia yet, but there is a first time for everything

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The world is uptight and simply no fun
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I can't believe Disney fired James Gunn
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Gunn got sacked for these tasteless jokes he made on Twitter ten years ago that he even apologized in the past for making.

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It's no surprise that they're erasing fun
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The digital era has put us under the gun
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I have to look up the jokes now…

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I just looked up his tweets. I'll admit they're not very clever, but as for the offensive content, the guy did work for Troma, so what were they expecting? Granted, Uncle Lloyd would have been wittier…

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If you make one single offensive post on the Internet
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People will never forgive you nor will they ever forget
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And with all that we've been posting here
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Society is gonna fuck us in the rear
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I've made a lot of offensive jokes in my time
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But I don't think it's some heinous crime
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Speaking of crimes…

Did you know Chuck Norris endorsed Roy Moore?
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His kicks are great but his choices are poor
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I dig Chuck Norris for his martial arts
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But his political views ain't so smart
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That Chuck Norris can throw a great kick
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But he supports a bunch of pricks
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Norris was a lot of fun in his 80's heyday
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I'm always in the mood to watch Invasion USA
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In an age where Norris supports a child molester and the president commits treason
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It figures that Andrew Dice Clay would become a voice of reason
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This isn't a good decade for heroes
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Too many folks turn out to be zeros
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This decade can kiss my ass and give me head
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'Cause the heroes who aren't assholes just end up dead
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Looks like Trump's time in power may be finally through
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His lawyers wants to roll over and we got his voice on tape too
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That audio recording of Trump talking about using campaign money to buy the silence of a Playboy Playmate that he had an extramarital fling with hopefully will seal his fate as far as staying in office is concerned.

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Though what Trump did was illegal
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He probably wouldn't get arrested if he raped a beagle
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This is why I wish Trump were still a Democrat–they can't seem to get away with the shit Republicans can. If Trump were a Democrat, he would have been up shit creek long ago.

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I'd feel awful sorry for that dog
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Trump is one fat and ugly hog
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He'd probably crush the poor thing.

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What now has the Donald in an angry spasm
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Is Ivanka admitting she facked her orgasims
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