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Picard; From your perspective it probably is Will.

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Riker: Well, okay then.

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Picard; Report to Guinan at Ten Forward at ten pm Will.

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Riker: Gui...is Guinan my superior now?

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Picard; Of course Will on the basis of seniority she is your superior.

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Riker: Seniority? She doesn't even have a rank? What, Bartender is a rank now?

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Picard; Leisure officer is a neat description for bartender Will.

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said by anyone: Pass the dutchie down the left hand side... It gonna burn !

muzak on the turbo lifts, on constant repeat: Informer You know say Daddy Snow me, I'm gonna blame A licky boom-boom down.

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Pass the dutchie down the left hand side... It gonna burn !


That has been a while ago Deem Musical Youth and Pass the Dutchie.


muzak on the turbo lifts, on constant repeat: Informer You know say Daddy Snow me, I'm gonna blame A licky boom-boom down.



Would be fun though hearing certain songs every time a character enters the turbolift;

Riker-I Wanna Sex U Up
Pulaski-Ice Ice Baby
Troi-U Can't Touch This
Picard-I Got The Power
Beverly-The Medicine Song
Geordi-Every Breath You Take
Data-Love Machine
Worf-Fight The Power
Wesley-New Kid In Town.

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Color Me BLAH! 👎 Even in the future those guys blow! 🙉

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it's not called muzak for nothing Eye.it's that or Mr. Loverman by Shabba Ranks

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or Worse I Like To Move It by Reel To Real.

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I like to Move it! That was a great song. I like a lot of the late 80's early 90's dance, rap music, R&B.

RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Matt Roberts. You were great.

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I like to Move it! That was a great song. I like a lot of the late 80's early 90's dance, rap music, R&B.


Meh it's all muzak to me who the Hell remembers S-Express-(theme from..) or M.A.R.R.S.-(Pump Up The Volume)?

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That has been a while ago Deem Musical Youth and Pass the Dutchie.



but it never gets old.

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It was something fun in those days the song was very popular over here,they even had a small hit with the single after that one to then suddenly disappear again as fast as it became popular.But in those early 80's music seemed to change every six months or so lol.

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Boys II Men, Coolio, Salt n Pepa, En Vogue, and many more I'm forgetting was the best back in the day. I love that stuff almost as much as the classic rock I hold so dear.

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Riker: Damn you, Picard!

RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Matt Roberts. You were great.

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Picard; You applied for the job yourself Will,you claimed it had a lot of perks.I can't help it if you didn't read the job description properly.

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Riker: I just wanted a place to meet chicks. Not be under the command of Guinan.

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Picard; Didn't they learn you at the Academy to mind the small print?

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Riker: I forgot my glasses. I'll just have Thomas do it. She'll never know.

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Picard:Thomas? What the Hell are you talking about Will?Haven't you heard Thomas was promoted to admiral since he was not hindered by former lovers and not being too focused on getting command of Enterprise.

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Riker: You know, Captain, I'm getting awfully tired of your crap.

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Picard;As if I can help it that Thomas in the end was more ambitious than you are number one,maybe you should do some soul searching?

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Riker: (Sobbing.)I'm so, sorry, Captain! You're right. I'll go do some soul searching. Permission to take a 3 day leave, sir?

RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Matt Roberts. You were great.

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Picard; Three days? I don´t know Will you will have to consult with your new CO Guinan for that.

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Riker: Ugh! Fine.(Walks down to 10 Forward) Guinan? Captain Picard thinks I should do some soul searching. May I be permitted to go on a three day leave?

RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Matt Roberts. You were great.

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Guinan:Sure Will but I expect you back after those three days,the captain mentioned something like this would happen so I took precautions.

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Riker: Precautions? What the hell are you talking about, Guinan?

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Guinan; Picard already warned me that you might want to take a couple of days off when you found out what the job description really was.

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Riker: Did I miss something? What exactly is the job description?

RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Matt Roberts. You were great.

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Leisure officer;

-good with crowds
-knowledge of foreign languages and cultures
-experience in organising
-a people's person
-connoisseur of gourmet foods and beverages
-experience with working in shifts

Reply to Starfleet Command,admiral Hikaru Sulu Human Resources James T. Kirk ave. 080966
zip code 94110 San Francisco.

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experience with working in shifts



riker: oh shi7 I thought it read SHAFTS!

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Picard; I thought you were trying to escape those shafts number one? Wasn't it those shafts that has you now mounting chairs like a horse Will?

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Riker: Well, okay. I'll be back in three days, Guinan. Don't wait up for ol Number One.

RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Matt Roberts. You were great.

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Guinan;Picard did mention something like that as well .

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Picard ; Are you a sports man Will? I personally am quite fond of scuba-diving myself and what about you number one?

Riker; I am personally quite fond of muff-diving myself captain.

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You guys are so wacky!

Pretending to be characters from a fictional tv show!

LOL

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Pretending to be characters from a fictional tv show!


Who said we are pretending Eye?

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* We're going to have to fight our way out of this
* Having no money sucks
* Why do we explore space when we can do it all in a holodek and eat/drink at will in bliss?
* Let us pray and give thanks for all we have been blessed with
* You're right.... seeking to better ourselves as a philosophy only works because its part of this stupid damn script!
* What I wouldn't give to have been born a Ferengi
* We cured homosexuality ages ago so why do we have to pretend its common in the future?
* After all these years searching....there is NO other life out here..we are unique!
* One has to admire the Dominion for their order
* To heck with this duty and work...I want to hang out with Q



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Re: Unlikely things you'll hear in a Star Trek movie or series;

You make fair points Averagejoe but the intention is to put those points in the form of a dialogue.

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Don't mind him, Nex. He's a DS9 fan.

RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Matt Roberts. You were great.

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Well the thread says " Unlikely things you'll hear in a Star Trek movie or series";so this includes DS9 as well CJ.

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Well, I meant that he didn't put it in the form of dialogue like you suggested because he's a DS9 fan and they're stupid, was my inference. Lol.

RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Matt Roberts. You were great.

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Ah was that what you meant CJ.Well if DS9 fans want to make comic dialogue based on DS9 it's fine with me although I do notice not much postings about those here.Guess the characters weren't funny enough.

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Well, did he suggest it in the Original Post?....or was I supposed to follow the 30 year old virgin conversations all the way down? :)

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I don't know, Average. We're just joshing. You do whatever you feel.

RIP Gene Wilder. One of the funniest people of all time. RIP Matt Roberts. You were great.

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Maybe they should watch some major Grin TNG recuts on Youtube to draw up some inspiration, the ones between Picard and Sisko are quite funny(Pic-a-a-ard lol).

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Data; Captain the shuttle is hailing us,the head of the Betazed delegation wants to have a communication.
Picard; On viewscreen mr. Data.
Data;Yes sir.
Lwaxana; Oh Jean Luc you handsome devil it is wonderful that my delegation was granted three months lease of Enterprise for our mission.I promise you we will be seeing a lot of each other Jean-Luc ,A LOT!
Picard;Viewscreen off quick!Damn it's that woman again quick do something I don't feel like spending three months with that woman.
Worf;Fire phasers and photon torpedos sir?
Picard; Quick thinking Worf ,fire all phasers and photon torpedos!
Worf;Shuttle craft destroyed captain.
Picard; Good mr. Worf that gives us three months to explain what happened to the Betazed delegation,I'll be at my quarters celebrating
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