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Picard certainly is no fruit.

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Continue to read further Nak ,Picard was tricking the Traveler to confess.

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You know how she feels about Picard, Nex.

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You gotta watch the kidding about Picard!!!!!! 😍

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Oh come on Nak now you let your feelings cloud your judgement as Spock would say.

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Picard: Damn you made me spill my Earl Grey tea, you know that means war don´t you?

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Worf: "I do, sir."
Picard: "Ok, Mr. Worf. One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war."

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Worf; Why not paper scissors stone,captain?

Picard; Why not a 18th century pistol duel Worf?,why? because I said so!

Worf;But I have very sensitive thumbs ,sir!

Picard; Then it will be a good reminder not to make me spill my Earl Grey Tea again Worf.

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Worf: "Okay, Captain. But, if I can't use my thumbs any longer for video gam...I mean, my security station, it's on your head."

Picard:"That's a risk I'm willing to take, Mr. Worf. Number One will officiate."

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Riker;Pardon me captain I didn't quite get that?I was distracted by Troi's cleavage.

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Picard: "I said you are officiating the thumb war between Worf and I. Counselor, put on your proper uniform."

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Troi;But captain I like to tease Will with what he can't have.

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Picard: "Then go distract Worf, so I can beat him!"

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Troi;Ready to deploy distraction captain

Picard; And for Godsake pay attention this time number one.

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Worf: "Do not distract me, Counselor. I am busy."

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Spock; I'll think I'll have a large medium rare steak tonight and some glassed of Romulan Ale I want to get pissed tonight.

McCoy;Hallelujah I 'd never hoped to witness this day,I'll drink to that.

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I just wanted to say, Nex, I enjoyed our little Worf/Picard thing we were doing. Funny stuff.

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Male computer voice: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Female computer voice: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male computer voice: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Female computer voice: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male computer voice: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female computer voice: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male computer voice: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh!t again.
[Later]
Male computer voice: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female computer voice: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male computer voice: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

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Lt. cmdr Data: Bad news sir ,the nebula is getting thicker.
Picard [jumps to an overweight Riker]:And Will is getting laaaaarrrrrger.


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Picard: Mr Data, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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Picard; Wesley have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?

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(No words are spoken)

The Enterprise has lost control. The bridge crew are doing their darndest to right the ship while they're all feeling ill.

Suddenly, and inexplicably, Councilor Troi appears on screen with her top off and a close-up of her boobs fill the entire screen.

Cut to Geordie in engineering frantically waving his datapad around. "There's a sale at Penny's!"


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"Captain Picard, LaForge here. If you want me I'll be in my quarters having sex." 👐

Luke Skywalker, your Mom was hawt! Darth Vader

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Wesley: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Salia: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
[takes coffee]
Salia: Oh, won't you sit down?
Wesley: Cream?
Salia: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

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Wesley: Gross.

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Mirror Universe Sulu: Looks like we got us a sow here instead of a boar.
Kirk: Look, what is it that you require of us?
Mirror Universe Sulu: What we, uh, "re-quire" is that you get your god-damn asses up in them woods.
Mirror Universe Sulu: Now let's you just drop them pants.
Mirror Universe Sulu: [to Kirk] Them panties. Take 'em off.
Mirror Universe Sulu: I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!
Kirk: Weee!
Mirror Universe Sulu: Weeeeeeee!
Kirk: Weee!

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Mirror Universe Sulu: I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!

http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/squeal-240.jpg

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A good one Seldon is it with or without banjo?

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Mirror Spock probably knows how to play the banjo.

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I liked him better on that harp jamming with those space hippies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OptLgGtZ9_E

as Ash(E.D.) would say : "Groovy"

Re: Unlikely things you'll hear in a Star Trek movie or series;

the post says unlikely things you'll hear Nak.

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Worf (during Bat'leth tournament): "Talk to me, Tasha."

Over 20,001 Tacos Returned...AS GARBAGE!

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Lol. Worf early on: I won! Lol.

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Sojef: Our technological abilities are not apparent because we have chosen not to employ them in our daily lives. We believe that when you create a machine to do the work of a man, you take something away from the man.

Picard: Ah damn space hippies,Lt. Cmdr Worf take these men to the transport ship all 600 of them as soon as possible.

Worf: Gladly captain,come on space hippies move along.

Picard:Admiral Dougherty here Picard we've started moving these space hippies from the planet contact the Son'a that they can deploy the array in two hours,Picard out.

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Troi: I liked your beard, Will.

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Troi;I've got something to tell you Will I cheated on you with Thomas.

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These are things we would NEVER hear, right? Things that would NEVER happen?



Out!

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(In 'Measure of a Man')
Lt. Commander Data: She was special to me, sir. We were... intimate.
Phillipa the JAG judge: I'm calling a one hour recess to examine this new... evidence.
Lt. Commander Data: Your honor, I am programmed in multiple techniques. I estimate a proper examination would require 2 hours, 17 minutes, and 53.017 seconds.

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Ha, Seldon.

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Lt. Yar: Oh Data you have such delicate hands.

Lt.Cmdr. Data:That was done so I can stroke you with refined sensual pleasure,lieutenant.

Lt. Yar(ecstatic): Oh Data you have such a delicate mouth.

Lt.Cmdr. Data(muffled):So I can pleasure you orally with the most optimal sexual satisfaction and in various techniques, Lieutenant.

Lt. Yar(wide eyed and clearly surprise):Oh my God Data what a giant appendage!


Lt. Cmdr. Data: Yes it was modelled after John Holmes to provide depth and stamina,Lieutenant.

Lt. Yar:Data shut up! and come over here mama got some oilfield that needs drilling.


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I don't know how you guys come up with all of this stuff!
😀
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Having no life helps.

Over 20,001 Tacos Returned...AS GARBAGE!

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That also

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I have no life right now and I hate it!!!!!
I had to get a gum graft and I don't think I'll be able to fence for a few weeks now.
I don't know how you nerds can take it.
🎵"It's One Nation Under GOD" 🎶 not allah,wake up people.

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I have no life right now and I hate it!!!!!
I had to get a gum graft and I don't think I'll be able to fence for a few weeks now.
I don't know how you nerds can take it.


Having the complete series of TOS,TNG and ENT on dvd does help Nak.

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Vivid imagination plus I'm left handed so I'm not entirely bereft of creative thought.

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I'm a lefty too, Nex.

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a fellow traveller.

Lt. Cmdr. Data: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Lt.Worf: God darnit, Mr. Data, you use your tongue prettier than a Risan whore.

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Worf: "Suck my ridges!"

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Beverly Crusher; So Data I heard from Lt. Yar that you are "fully functional" ?

Lt. Çmdr.Data; That is correct doctor.

Beverly Crusher; Then your presence is requested at my private quarters at 10 pm tonight,commander.

Lt. Cmdr. Data;I will be there doctor.

Picard; But Beverly ...but,but I thought...

Beverly Crusher; Oh zipp it Jean Luc I have given you ample opportunities and plenty of time to make a pass at me,and you never did.So I've decided to check out my opportunities in stead of waiting for you like a spinster.

Picard; But I was just about to invite you for the Starfleet Gala Ball.

Beverly Crusher; Too little and too late Jean-Luc.Oh and data don't forget to bring the lube.

Lt.Cmdr. Data;Affirmative doctor.

Picard;DAMN YOU Data!for that you have to do double shifts.
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