Star Trek: The Next Generation : Unlikely things you'll hear in a Star Trek movie or series;

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Wel I bathe regularly so dirty,no and being dumb I leave that upon others to judge.

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Reporter; Today is Starfleet's annual bake-off,with me is last years winner Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Enterprise.Captain do you have any tips for our viewers at home?

Picard; Make it dough!

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Nice. I'm 31, myself.

X-Men: Apocalypse 8/10. TMNT: Out of the Shadows 9/10. RIP Doris Roberts. You were wonderful in ELR.

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Kirk; What...do ....shall ...we now....need ...help ,God Bones can you help me I sound like a retard?

Dr. McCoy; Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a scriptwriter.

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Finally! You admit it. So why do you like it so much? TOS, I mean.

X-Men: Apocalypse 8/10. TMNT: Out of the Shadows 9/10. RIP Doris Roberts. You were wonderful in ELR.

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Picard:"I love being tortured."


Picard: "...BRING ON THE NIPPLE CLAMPS YOU DIRTY CARDASSIAN"

GlobalWarmer
I can teach you how to shoot so close to a raccoon that he craps himself.

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Picard: Oh, hell with it! Mr. Wolf target Phasers and torpedoes on that alien ship and just totally destroy those jerks.

Worf: Now you're talking, Sir! (Sound of Phaser fire and torpedoes launching.)

Picard: And while you're at it, slam a few planet wreckers into that green POS that we're orbiting. My patience is at an end.

Worf: Aye, Sir! I've been dreaming about receiving those orders for years!

Picard: That will fix the bastards.

Riker: Sir! What will Star Fleet say about this?

Picard: Ah, who cares!

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Humorous, Silver.

Riker: "No food for me, thanks."

X-Men: Apocalypse 8/10. TMNT: Out of the Shadows 9/10. RIP Doris Roberts. You were wonderful in ELR.

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Andrea (from What are Little Girls made Of?): I pray to Jacinta and Francisco of Fatima.

Context: Sherry Jackson, who played Andrea, starred as Blessed Jacinta Marto in the film, The Miracle of Our Lady of Fatima.

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Geordi to Riker; Troi has nice boobs though

Riker to Geordi ; Are they, Geordi? Are they actually more lovely, pound for pound, measurement per measurement, than any other boobs you've known, or is it that they just... well, ACT beautiful? No, strike that. Strike that Geordi you haven't seen any boobs at all.

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Geordi: "I have so seen boobs." lol.

X-Men: Apocalypse 8/10. TMNT: Out of the Shadows 9/10. RIP Doris Roberts. You were wonderful in ELR.

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Riker; Yeah but in IR or UV doesn't count Geordi and you can hardly call those holodecks boobs of Leah Brahms you touched real.

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Geordi: They were real to me, sir!

X-Men: Apocalypse 8/10. TMNT: Out of the Shadows 9/10. RIP Doris Roberts. You were wonderful in ELR.

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Seven Of Nine : Voiceover For two days and two f#ckin' nights, I've beaten the sh!t out of this guy. I mean,I even stuck ice-picks in his balls.
Seven Of Nine: Listen to me Neelix. I got your head in a f#ckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a f#ckin' grapefruit if you don't give me what's for diner tonight. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad Borg, come on.
Neelix: F#ck you.
Seven Of Nine: This motherf#cker, you believe this? Two f#cking days and nights! F#ck me? *F#ck me?* You motherf#cker!
[turning the crank]
Seven Of Nine: F#ck my mother? That's what you f#cking tell me? You motherf#cker you!
Seven Of Nine:Tell Me neelix what's for diner?
Neelix: H-H-Hasperat
Seven Of Nine: Hasperat?(shouting) Hasperat,you made me pop your eye out of your f#cking head for Hasperat you piece of sh!t,you dumb motherf#cker!
Neelix:Kill Me
Seven Of Nine: You motherf#cker
Seven Of Nine: Tuvok do him a f#cking favour






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Shut the *beep* up about Shakespeare!

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Me think you are a fan of flute recitals.

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Data; Look captain there is that Romulan from scene 17b.

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Seriously, no more British actors fawning over Shakespeare in Star Trek. Especially if they're playing a Klingon like in ST6.

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Gene Rodenberry: "jj Abrahms sure knows star trek. lets get him to direct a movie"

R.I.P. Star Trek
1966 - 2009
Smile and wave boys...Just smile and wave...

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Picard: Beverly, for this mission it is very important that you follow orders and not interfere no matter your personal feelings.

Crusher: Of course, Jean-Luc.


Riker: Not tonight, sweet-cheeks. I have early shift on the bridge tomorrow morning.


Sign above the Holodeck: 120 days without a malfunction.

"If you're waiting for a woman to make up her mind, you may have a long wait." Preacher

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Sign at holodeck;

From the management;

Due to occupants of the holodeck constantly soiling the place with bodily fluids the direction has decided to delete the adult-orientated programs from the holodeck menu,our apologies for the inconvenience.

The Management

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Sisko:Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Kira and Jadzia: SHAFT.......Uh, we mean SISKO!

Sisko: Ya damn right!

Quark: Shut your mouth!


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Kirk: "Not tonight. I've got a headache."

McCoy: "You're right as always, Spock."

Spock: "Anyone for a nice hot cup of logic?"

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I like the 120 days without a malfunction sign over the holodeck. Lol.

X-Men: Apocalypse 8/10. TMNT: Out of the Shadows 9/10. RIP Doris Roberts. You were wonderful in ELR.

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Sulu;We found Humpback whales captain.

Kirk;Target whales prepare to fire phasers and photon torpedos!

Sulu;But captain our mission?

Kirk;Screw that Sulu! I happen to live near the coast near a spring mating ground for whales and believe me you don't want to hear more whales humping mr. Sulu.

Kirk; Fire!

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Imagine swimming through a whale load? Yuck.

X-Men: Apocalypse 8/10. TMNT: Out of the Shadows 9/10. RIP Doris Roberts. You were wonderful in ELR.

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Picard; Mr. Worf suggestions?

Worf;I recommend that we beam them on board hug them and invite the for crumpets and tea and ask them politely to go away Captain.

Picard(annoyed);How about targeting all phaser banks and photon torpedo tubes at the enemy vessel Mr.Worf?

Worf;But captain I baked this lovely lemon-meringue pie...

Picard(surprised);Really lemon-meringue pie?

Worf: Nah sir just f@cking with you.

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Pretty funny, Nexy.

X-Men: Apocalypse 8/10. TMNT: Out of the Shadows 9/10. RIP Doris Roberts. You were wonderful in ELR.

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Picard (to the replicator): *beep* the Earl Grey. Gimme a triple, Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Macchiato to go.

Riker: I am definitely NOT gonna flirt with anyone today.

Troi: This jumpsuit won't show my camel toe at all.

Worf: Troi's camel toe is disgusting. Having sex with her would be so gross.

Crusher: If someone I loved became a woman I'd be totally fine with that.

Geordi: Pfft, I don't even know what an inferiority complex is.

Data: No I will not do a double shift just because I do not sleep. Get bent, Jean-Luc!

Wesley: You all refuse to listen to me because I'm a kid! (wait... he does say that)

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Data: I don't know, Captain. We've been here before, but, it's somehow unfamiliar."



X-Men: Apocalypse 8/10. TMNT: Out of the Shadows 9/10. RIP Doris Roberts. You were wonderful in ELR.

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Troi: I love you, Beverly.

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Picard; Did I dropped acid or are they really singing Britney Spears with a zombi?

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Riker (talking to Geordi gesturing at Troi's cleavage); "How 'bout them apples? "

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Data: There appears to be a temporal disturbance directly in our path.
River: Do you mean we're about to enter a time warp?
Picard: Helm, a jump to the left and a step to the right on my mark........Engage!

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Are you having Picard giving dance instructions on the Macarena Seldon?

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Are you really asking for informational purposes or just trying to make me feel old?

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Both actually Seldon,it probably is a good thing I didn't say the Lambada then it would have really made you feel old besides I suffer from the same problem.

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I'd link it myself, but I'm on my iPad right now. Go look up Rocky Horror time warp on YouTube.

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Was about 4 years when that movie was released plus at the time it was (and still is) a bit of a cult phenomena but I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show a few times.We even over here have now special screenings where people come dressed up and with props to the movie theatre and start dancing and stuff ,quite a bit of fun.

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Picard (to any English crew member): I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

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Picard:"Suck it, Trebek."

X-Men: Apocalypse 8/10. TMNT: Out of the Shadows 9/10. RIP Doris Roberts. You were wonderful in ELR.

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Picard; "Mr. Traveler you are under arrest on account of several cases child molestation in various star systems."

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The Traveler: "These are erroneous charges! I'm innocent, I tell you."


X-Men: Apocalypse 8/10. TMNT: Out of the Shadows 9/10. RIP Doris Roberts. You were wonderful in ELR.

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Picard;"Bullsh!t I've seen you leering at Wesley and I can tell you the boy is mine"

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Traveler: Oooh, Captain's sloppy seconds. No thanks, you can have him.

X-Men: Apocalypse 8/10. TMNT: Out of the Shadows 9/10. RIP Doris Roberts. You were wonderful in ELR.

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Picard;Gotcha!you practically confessed there,plus it doesn't change the fact that you're still wanted for various child molestations. So in the brig with him!

Worf;Gladly captain do you think he might think something of Kivas Fajo?

Picard; How could that be Worf Kivas is an adult?

Worf;A very childlike adult though.

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Picard: "Make it so, Mr Worf."

X-Men: Apocalypse 8/10. TMNT: Out of the Shadows 9/10. RIP Doris Roberts. You were wonderful in ELR.

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Lt. Ilia: My oath of celibacy is on record, Captain.

Chekov(looking puzzled and slightly disappointed);What Hell does that mean?

Kirk(amused); On record indeed Lieutenant we've all seen that "home movie" you made with Commander Decker and how much that oath means it's been the biggest adult movie since Deep Throat.

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Is she hot?

X-Men: Apocalypse 8/10. TMNT: Out of the Shadows 9/10. RIP Doris Roberts. You were wonderful in ELR.

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*****Picard;"Bullsh!t I've seen you leering at Wesley and I can tell you the boy is mine"*****

What the Hell????
Jeez, I step oh if he room for five minutes and just look what goes on!!!!

You know that what you said is soooooooooooo wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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