Sharknado : Time to play a fun game…

Time to play a fun game…

Let's put some random words together (or in some cases, create new ones) to create the next line of SyFy movies. Remember, they might rip this off, so you were warned. My choices:

Zombie Hurricane
Carnivorous Beavers on the Moon
Ghoul Garden (oops, that's Chiller material)
Sharkolounger
Fire Spiders
Yeti vs. Sasquatch
Octo-Jurassic-rabbit-lizards

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Carnivorous Ponies
Sharkano (Skark mixed with Volcano)
Nuclear Shark
Evil Sloth
Farm Animal Rebellion Extreme Speed
Vampire Pugs

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Sadly I would watch evil sloth

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Everyone would be complaining that the movie had a "slow pace"

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You win!

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Mary Kay Letournover's: using under-ripe apples for maximum freshness since 1997

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Imagine the scene when a girl trips running from the sloth and they zoom on her screaming for like 5 minutes, gets tired and walks away with the sloth still 30 feet from where she was

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"Killer Sloth" would be better.

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That might be cool, but then the movie might be too drawn out.

I am not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

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Nuclear Shark must be made.

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Evil Sloth. This film must be made.

"Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

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kardashianado- The Kardashian family gathers for a family reunion just as a swarm of tornado's hits the Downtown L.A. area,,the Kardasians are torn apart and the people of L.A. are bathed to death in a torrent of cellulite and body hair.

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Shark Wars
Mega Mosquito
Zombie Cardio (New work Out Phenomenon, Get your sweat on or die trying)

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i got a better plot.
so the story is set in future. after years and years of garbage dumping, there so much garbage on planet that people dont have any place to live. deep down in that garbage there are these creatures that feed on garbage. now the bad thing is that since these creatures live on garbage their farts have some kinda strong acidic gas which can literally melt a human being (Oh yeah!!!)... so when govt start a project to clean up the planet these creatures come out and they get into towns and there's our movie!! we can also use this garbage dumping ground as lake and use a sea monster as villian....for instance SHARKS!!!

PS - This aint troll

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Dishwasher Werewolves
Chihuahuapus
Sharktipede
Drag Queen Zombies
Cannibal Pilgrims


And now as promised, the tangent...

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Better: The Human Sharktipede! :o

Also how about Cyborg Dinosaurs vs Mutant Kraken?

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"The Human Sharktipede"...?

Okay, now that's just being totally unbelievable.


And now as promised, the tangent...

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Drag Queen Zombies sounds awesome!

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It must be a musical.

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ROFL

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alaskan halibut robot vs. the manilla clam monster



Where there's smoke, there's barbecue!

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Chihuahuapus - I would absolutely pay to see this one.

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How about Bananapus vs Chihuahuapus?

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I would probably watch Chihuahuapus

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Mothman vs SpiderPig

White Werewolves vs Nuns with guns

Poopnado



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Fartnado!
Turkey Buzzards vs Rat-Turds
Giant Pumpkin-eating Squids
Dachshundnado
Crapstorm
Attack of the Hairless Kittens
Bootylickin' Zombies
Revenge of the Poopy Doopy Ninjas


Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside a dog, it's too dark too read. -Groucho

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Chihuahuapus, I would definitely watch that. I'm watching Super Shark on SyFy as I write this. So basically, I'll watch anything!

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Crocogator- Half Crocodile! Half Alligator- All Terror
Starring Tori Spelling.
Her big line?
Those people aren't statistics. They are victims.

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Boacuda (Half Boa Constrictor, Half Barracuda)

Crablashark (Half Crab, Half Shark)

Vipersausrus (Half Pit Viper, Half Dinosaur)

Elligator (Half Eel, Half Alligator)

Houndino (Half Dog, Half Dinosaur)

Horsephant (Half Horse, Half Elephant)

Batiger (Half Bat, Half Tiger)

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Crocozoid - Half crocodile, half android, all cock of s***

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Canus Carcarius (Great White dog) Combining Great White sharks with pit bulls, who are used in a dog fighting ring, but then turn on their owners.

I am not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

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Sharkquake
Crocadillo
Mega-Skunk
Badgerpus
Cobrasaurus Vs. Squidodile
PteraBatctyl Meets GatorSnake

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Hurricanine
Tsunamigator
Sewer Rat Shark Attack
Electric Eel Bugaloo

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Hahahaha! Hurricanine? nice. Can the sequel be 'Schih Tzunami?
We'll give the asylum a run for their, uhm... money? (if they actually have any... :D )

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Teenage Shark Nazis from the 5th Planet of the Blood Raptor Moon.

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They made that - AKA Twilight.

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Love it. Maybe my favorite one of the thread. Next to Chihuahuapus of course.

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Just with Tornados:

FARTNADO

POOPNADO

SHARKNADO 2 (this time with piranhas)

SHARKNADO 3 (this time adding some irucanjis)

DILDONADO (In "Virginia")

TORN - TORNADO (A super big tornado made with "TORNADOS")

and finally the peace for us...

writernado (a tornado making justice to the industries catching all of this "writers" and make them pay for this kind of things)

Repeat: WAAAA TAAAA FAAAA!!!!

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How about Pornado? Though that would proabaly be under the fantasy instead of scifi/horror genre

"what is your major malfunction numbnuts?!!"

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HILARIOUS

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Killer Billed Platypus. Staring Uma (oooh) Thurman.

I'd really like to see Aligator vs Bieber, extreme unrated (no twist ending) edition.

Or

StaphylococcuSaurus 2 (Food poisoning just got teeth!)


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Rip Tornado! Starring... (guess who?)

Candy HurriCane! - Christmas horror, those thin sweets make for some sharp flying projectiles.

Sharks on a Sub.


And now as promised, the tangent...

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Pig Rain

Cyber-Beaver

Squirrel kill!

It takes 3 to DP!

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Ha, ha! DreadedPestilence, StaphylococcuSaurus 2 (Food poisoning just got teeth!) is my favorite so far.



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Hurricaiman!!!

Dean, did you service Oberon, King of the Fairies?

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Haha! Sticking with the hurricane theme, I would love to see "Honey Badger Hurricane" Tagline could be "We just don't give a s**t!!!

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MOTHAF#CKIN SHARKS ON A MOTHAF#CKIN BEACH

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Attack of the heinie troll
Giraffe Attack
Pasture of Platypus's

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Lobsterpocalypse

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Jesushark Vs. Buddharanha.
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