The Monkey's Paw : 100 years of youth, $100 billion, 100s of hot chicks…

How hard is that?

So it'd turn u into a pedophile, put you $100bil in debt, and make 100 hot chicks laugh at your small shwinky.
"these things never work!"

You wish for more wishes..

Kjeks.

I sure as hell wouldn't wish for a used car. That was the weakest point in the movie. The guy hears some wild story about how the paw grants wishes, sees the keys in the car, steals the car.

He did not believe it at first. Why would you say your deepest wish, out loud, in front of those two guys? Especially if you thought it was just for laughs.

You could wish to know everything.
With that knowledge, you can invent anything, play the right lottery numbers, you already know where to mine for gold, platinum and anything precious.
You also know how to live forever.

The nasty way the Monkey's Paw works:

You would wish to know everything. You would then have the knowledge of when every one you loved was going to die. They would not only die young, but in horrible ways. You would have knowledge of perhaps a way for people to have free energy and it would be used as a bomb that kills a *beep* ton of people. Nothing good ever comes from wishing on the Monkey"s Paw. it can't be tricked.