Megan Fox : Would you let her fart on you?

Would you let her fart on you?

Hell yes as long as we are spooning. HEAVEN

I would let her fart on my face while watching "2 girls & 1 cup".

Hell yes.....only if we're both watching "2 girls & 1 cup".

Hell no. You folks need to get out from behind your screens and get some in real life..




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chrisamon: Hell no. You folks need to get out from behind your screens and get some in real life..

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What on Earth are you doing online if you are l 5b4 ucky enough get some in real life ??? 

What's being online got to do with being "lucky"? For that matter, what's luck got to do with hooking up with someone?

My point is to get out from behind the screen and posting about "would haves" and "should haves", and get out in the real world and make it happen. Luck is never the answer. 




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chrisamon: What's being online got to do with being "lucky"? For that matter, what's luck got to do with hooking up with someone?

My point is to get out from behind the screen and posting about "would haves" and "should haves", and get out in the real world and make it happen. Luck is never the answer.

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You don't seem to get your own hypocrisy do you? You spend time online telling people they should not spend time online.

Luck has it's role hooking up with someone. It's easier when you have got the looks and you have got the looks if you are lucky. A lot of people try hard to make it happen in real life and end up being bitter losers. It's not lack of trying, it's lack of luck. Lucky people such as yourself don't perhaps realise this, because it's easier for them.

What kind of man wouldn't let Megan Fox fart on himself? Jesus, we are talking about MEGAN FOX!! 

One's physical appearance is not luck, it's genetics.One doesn't end up a "loser" unless they started out as one. If one doesn't take the time and effort form their personality and character to be attractive to the opposite (or not) sex, it's not bad "luck"...it's not taking the time and making the effort to create their "luck" effort. Close your eyes and tell me where the luck is....

Anyone using the old excuse of "luck" is atarting out as such. They're just whining, victim, losers.

edit: I forgot to include: "You don't seem to get your own hypocrisy do you? You spend time online telling people they should not spend time online."

No I don't get "my own hypocrisy" because it isn't there. Comprehension isn't your forte, eh? Yes I said people should get off line and find someone. I do get off line and do the same. I don't sit and whine about my bad luck. I have fun online and I actually interact with people in the real world so I don't have to make excuses for myself. To each their own. I guess I prefer to take the effort to be "lucky"...

Try it sometime.






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chrisamon: One's physical appearance is not luck, it's genetics.

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What else is genetics if not luck? You get good genes from your parents (which you can't choose yourself) if you are lucky.

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chrisamon: One doesn 5b4 't end up a "loser" unless they started out as one.

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Who the hell starts out as a loser? All people are full of dreams and think they can achieve them, be winners, when they are young. At least I did. Well, turned out I wasn't very lucky with the genes. The opposite sex simply isn't attracted to me.

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chrisamon: If one doesn't take the time and effort form their personality and character to be attractive to the opposite (or not) sex, it's not bad "luck"...it's not taking the time and making the effort to create their "luck" effort. Close your eyes and tell me where the luck is....

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Personality and character? What world are you living in? Hello, it's the 21st century when looks is everything. I have a high IQ, but unfortunately it doesn't help much these days. You can be a moron, if you are handsome, tall, muscular etc.

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chrisamon: Anyone using the old excuse of "luck" is atarting out as such. They're just whining, victim, losers.

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I am not whining. It's you who are whining about people being online.

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chrisamon: edit: I forgot to include: "You don't seem to get your own hypocrisy do you? You spend time online telling people they should not spend time online."

No I don't get "my own hypocrisy" because it isn't there. Comprehension isn't your forte, eh?

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A 5b4 ctually it is, the IQ thing you know... ...I understand how difficult it is for you to take my criticism. I admit I wasn't very nice to you, I apologize. I could have put my words better. Despite of that I wasn't wrong. We are still having this conversation which means you are still here. Stop arguing with me if you want to prove me wrong! 

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chrisamon: Yes I said people should get off line and find someone. I do get off line and do the same. I don't sit and whine about my bad luck. I have fun online and I actually interact with people in the real world so I don't have to make excuses for myself. To each their own. I guess I prefer to take the effort to be "lucky"...

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Nice to hear your live is good. My live is okay too. High IQ makes it possible to compensate bad luck with the genes, which wasn't so bad after all thanks to the high IQ, hahah! That's why I don't need to whine.

I think all people get some good genes.

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chrisamon: Try it sometime.

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Why do you think I haven't?

I give up. Keep making excuses for yourself. That way, you don't have to face reality.




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chrisamon: I give up.

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A wise decision my friend.

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chrisamon: Keep making excuses for yourself. That way, you don't have to face reality.

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Facing the reality created those excuses. I didn't have to make them myself.

"A wise decision my friend."

Wrong. A foolish and mistaken one. You're the one that has given up.

"Facing the reality created those excuses."

And excuses for you they became.

"I didn't have to make them myself."

But you continue to use them. An unwise decision. 






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chrisamon: "A wise decision my friend."
Wrong. A foolish and mistaken one. You're the one that has given up.

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I admit I have given up. It is useless to bang my head against the rock. I can concentrate on things that I can be successful in. If you don't find your happiness one way, find it another way.

You said you give up and then you continue. Can people trust you?

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chrisamon: "Facing the reality created those excuses."

And excuses for you they became.

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Yes, That's life. It's hard and then you die.

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chrisamon: "I didn't have to make them myself."

But you continue to use them. An unwise decision.

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It's called life experience. I have learned my limits. Life has humbled me. I thought it happens to everyone, but apparently I was wrong.

"It's called life experience. I have learned my limits. Life has humbled me. I thought it happens to everyone, but apparently I was wrong."

"Life's experience" doesn't dictate making excuses. You haven't "learned your limits", you've simply set them for yourself. There are no limits if you don't wish there to be.
Humble is good (but not everyone is, you're correct) and I like to practice it. Being confident does not negate humbleness. Some think of the glass half empty; others half full.... I prefer the latter. A positive attitude is much better than a negative one. But, to each his own.




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chrisamon: "Life's experience" doesn't dictate making excuses. You haven't "learned your limits", you've simply set them for yourself.

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Do you really think I want the opposite sex treat me like I was air? Of course not! Would I set myself such limits? Why would I? Life sets these limits to torture us. If you haven't notice, beautiful and handsome people have success in life easier and it is not because ugly people set limits for themself. Do you think Megan Fox would have had the acting career she has if she wasn't smoking hot? Has anyone ever praised her for acting skills? How many women do you know who are attracted to guys who are 5'4" ? Women tell that about 5'7" is the lower limit of any interest and that limit was not set by me, it was set by women. It has been shocking to learn about these cruel facts and you who obviously are over 5'7" keep telling me it's me who has set these limits? Really? Of course guys who are 6" tall, handsome have women, because women are into such men. No need to talk about limits because there aren't any, except maybe when it comes to IQ. 

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chrisamon: "Life's experience" doesn't dictate making excuses. You haven't "learned your limits", you've simply set them for yourself.There are no limits if you don't 238 wish there to be.

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So even you can understand Einstein's general theory of relativity? Cool.

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chrisamon: Humble is good (but not everyone is, you're correct) and I like to practice it. Being confident does not negate humbleness. Some think of the glass half empty; others half full.... I prefer the latter. A positive attitude is much better than a negative one. But, to each his own.

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You are not fair with me. I am someone who has struggled and learned over the years to become a more positive b68 person. Are you trying to make me a negative person again? As I said, I concentrate on things that are possible for me and I find my happiness that way. What's wrong about it?

You mentioned your "high IQ" earlier (which you can take and stick up your arse). Is that supposed to mean something? if you don't use that intelligence to learn, what's the point? I've been a member of MENSA since 1977 and I haven't assumed that makes me something special. I had common sense prior to finding out my IQ in my mid 20s and I will not relinquish it.

I'm not a great looking guy...a scrawny little *beep* as a matter of fact...but I've gotten, and get my share, because I don't limit myself.

Listen to yourself...I can't, I can't, I can't. I'm a victim of luc 111c k. (Psssttt...I'm exactly 5' 7")

Your excuses of out of your control bores me. Have a good (hopefully) life behind your excuses. This conversation is hopeless since you can't take self responsibility. Read your posts. They're very telling.

'Not real religious, but I'll pray for you.




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chrisamon: You mentioned your "high IQ" earlier (which you can take and stick up your arse). Is that supposed to mean something?

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If I stick my intelligence up my arse I become even dumber. Is that what you want? People have strengths and weaknesses. My height is my weakness among other weaknesses and intelligence is my strength among other strengths. That's what it means.

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chrisamon: if you don't use that intelligence to learn, what's the point?

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I use my intelligence to learn.

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chrisamon: I've been a member of MENSA since 1977 and I haven't assumed that makes me something special. I had common sense prior to finding out my IQ in my mid 20s and I will not relinquish it.

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How come you haven't noticed that everyone can't do everything if you are so smart? I noticed my problems with the opposite sex when I was a teenager, 15 years before taking any IQ tests and discovering I am actually smart (well, I had suspected it for long but, didn't have "proof").

I don't consider myself "something special" or better than others. I am just a (smart & short) loser willing to be farted on by Megan Fox.

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chrisamon: I'm not a great looking guy...a scrawny little *beep* as a matter of fact...but I've gotten, and get my share, because I don't limit myself.

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Well, that's good for you to know how to not "limit" yourself whatever that means.

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chrisamon: Listen to yourself...I can't, I can't, I can't. I'm a victim of luck. (Psssttt...I'm 2000 exactly 5' 7")

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When exactly have I said "I can't" ? For all my life the only women smiling to me friendly have been the cashiers in grosery stores and they do it because it's their job. Just today I walked home and a pretty woman bypassed me. I looked friendly to her eyes (and actually thinking you!). She looked down as if I didn't exist. Women are never attentive to me unless it's their damn job. I wonder what exactly is it I can do about it?

So you are 5' 7"? Lucky you! It's hell to be only 5'4". My penis is 5.5" erected, which is okay I guess. Could be worse. Some men are so unlucky they have only 2 inches of "manhood". I have read that 8" is optimum size for penis, large enough to pleasure, but not too large to cause pain. So I am 2.5" under the optimum length.

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chrisamon: Your excuses of out of your control bores me. Have a good (hopefully) life behind your excuses. This conversation is hopeless since you can't take self responsibility. Read your posts. They're very telling.

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I have hard time believing I bore you considering how actively you continue this conversation. You even "gave up with me" a few messages ago, but here we are. Very boring indeed! 

Why are you so worried about my happiness and life "behind excuses"? Concentrating on things that are possible for me is my way of taking self responsibility.

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chrisamon: 'Not real religious, but I'll pray for you.

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I'm not religious either, people with high IQ tend to be atheists.

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ForestOfFear: Would you let her fart on you?

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Of course if I was worthy of her farts!

I would let her fart on my d!@k.

I'd sniff her farts with a straw.