Dale Winton : …and anyway, while I was standing in line for Dale Winton's autograph

I saw a queue forming at the 'free taster of Melton Mowbray pies' stand in aisle six well you would wouldn't you

In just a few minutes, Dale was left all alone

+-+|   !   ||  {x}  | <-|  ! !  |+-+ my other cat's butthole

Did you create a Dale Winton board, just so you could post that?



I won't allow it!

*Stamps foot*


and watch my purple sky fly over me.