The Fall of the Essex Boys : A steaming pile of horse crap

Rise of the Footsoldier was like The Godfather compared to this god awful film. The script is bad, the actors are bad, especially the guys playing Tony Tucker and Pat Tate. What a joke. Avoid this piece of s**t film. Jonathan Sothcott should not be allowed to produce or write ever again.

Loved the voice over, though. Like an over-excited football pundit. Not to mention the most unlikeliest female police woman - looked more like a strip-o-gram. Southcott and Phillips have created a parody of a movie. Again.

Totally agree with you about it being a parody of the genre. The voice over sounded like the actor had listened endlessly to Danny Dyer's narration for the Football Factory as his template. Do you mean the blonde WPC? She was the only "highlight" of interest throughout the film.