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Where do Noah's girlfriends disappear

My theory is - after all the Tai Chi - he gets really hungry and eats them.
Because there's not enough deer in the forest to fuel that leather-clad depot he's ferrying.

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The Island of Dr. Noah Moreau

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You know those glass jars with liquid he keeps?

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you mean he liquefies them, like in The Matrix power fields?

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Where do Noah's girlfriends disappear


Well, if the article below is legit, back to her casting trailer, and then on a flight the next day to the lower 48 in time to prepare for her next gig.


Noah's hot date was a Californian actress

Sometime between Seasons 4 and 5, the Browns found themselves in California, where Noah Brown allegedly met a West Coast girl named Karryna L. Kauffman. She accepted an invitation to "Browntown" to reunite with him, and their date was filmed, of course. Shortly after their awkward encounter aired, social media sleuths tracked down Kauffman's Twitter, Facebook, and an IMDb page. Her career consists primarily of bit parts and walk-on roles, but that's enough to suggest that the show may have courted her to help drive ratings; not because a real romance was budding. Not to mention, much of the "date" focused on Brown getting over his ex-girlfriend. He even performed a song about it for Kauffman.


http://www.nickiswift.com/26350/reasons-alaskan-bush-people-totally-fake/?utm_campaign=clip

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I thought that was the girlfriend before last?

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog

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Could be tlr2902. I've read about the producers hiring a stand in girl on more than one occasion, but to be honest, I've lost track of all of the pigswill in this series. At this point I'm about as lost as I was when trying to keep up with the show Lost

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My theory is - after all the Tai Chi - he gets really hungry and eats them.

Maybe it's just the Tai Chi itself that is driving them away. Especially the way Noah practices it. He doesn't look especially graceful.

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Noah is an idiot and nothing more. Somewhere in this world. A village is missing their idiot. And Noah is that idiot.

Any girl that finds him needs to run the other way fast.

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LOL! Agreed!


It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog

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They're like: "And now I imagine him in bed "

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Noah is an idiot and nothing more. Somewhere in this world. A village is missing their idiot. And Noah is that idiot.

However, that idiot found his way into the Brown family, so they promptly elected him as Chief Engineer and Smartest Man in Browntown.

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I suspect she went to the nearest pawn shop and tried to unload Noduhs latest gift to her. The pawn shop likely thought she was a meth head for trying to sell her 2nd graders art project.

"Man without relatives is man without troubles." Charlie Chan

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I suspect she went to the nearest pawn shop and tried to unload Noduhs latest gift to her.

Lol, the guy probably said "I could make one of these for 39 cents"!
The bracelet made from Mr. Cupcake's hair is probably worth more.
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