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Trump denies Russian influence with an angry….

"Абсолное оиание!!"

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http://www.cbc.ca/comedy/trump-denies-russian-influence-with-an-angry-%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20-%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20-1.3984138

WASHINGTON, D.C.It seems Donald Trump is becoming quite perturbed by allegations of Russian interference in his campaign and subsequent administration, responding to a reporter's question this morning with a firm "Абсолное оиание!!," and also adding that "эи обвинения не бд довлевоен лбезно!"
The President says that this sort of attack on the legitimacy of his administration is the sort that has rarely been seen in the country's history, comparing it to the effect that Grigori Rasputin had on the rule of Nicholas II.
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"Эо оен плоо," said Trump. "Так о огомнй и ак плоо. Я дма, в согласиес, о эо пои сол же огомен, как эо плоо, и я име в вид, о bigly."
These sorts of accusations, says Trump, are distracting from the real issues, namely that "с лди в наей админисаии, коое поскалзва веи. о эи лди, поекаие незаконне и немесне веи м делаем ?? Эо о, о подделне седсва массовой иномаии должн б соиовке. Но они не! Эо а ве, о даже Brezhnev не сал б миися с!"
In an impassioned speech, Trump eventually slammed his shoe on the podium, declaring that it was the fault of "головно-ип женин" Hillary Clinton for running a campaign that only perpetually failing neudachnik Leon Trotsky would admire.
"Эо посо безмие!" said the president in closing. "ейсвиелно блесяий комик Яков Смино не мог пидма ниего сменее, ем эо.!" adding that apparently in America, MEDIA judges YOU!

Re: Trump denies Russian influence with an angry….

good one!

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I lol'ed

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Re: Trump denies Russian influence with an angry….

The IMDb censor would not allow the Russian characters in the headline. Damn!
Funny article though.
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