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At the Advent of Our Final Week, I Invite You to ASK ME ANYTHING

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Why are you not Kevin Smith?

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Because my Mom made the wrong choices.


Willie hears ya. Willie don' care.

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I'm too lazy to pretend to be someone else.


Willie hears ya. Willie don' care.

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Is it safe??

Whole lot of ugly from a never ending parade of stupid.

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Of course. You can trust me


Willie hears ya. Willie don' care.

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Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback?





Being like everybody is the same as being nobody.

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Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine


Willie hears ya. Willie don' care.

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Clerks 3, when?

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Not gonna happen. Jeff Anderson won't do it, but now all the focus is on Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and-HEY! KNOCK THAT $#!T OFF!


Willie hears ya. Willie don' care.

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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?



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Nobody enjoys anything until they lose it.


Willie hears ya. Willie don' care.

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What is your go-to drink?

Also, show your tits!


"Ayyyyye"

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Rum (Sailor Jerry's) chased with a coke (never mixed). The coke tastes amazing afterwards.

That wasn't a question. Still https://s20.postimg.org/pi2es67j1/20150704_125837.jpg


Willie hears ya. Willie don' care.

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I Wasn't expecting that, but I did kinda gave you no choice

Nice tit, I mean TAT by the way!


I like Sailor as well. It's my favorite kind of rum.




"Ayyyyye"

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Anything?

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Yes, but everyone only gets one question and you just used yours.


Willie hears ya. Willie don' care.

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Okay. But your question was missing some key words. I don't know exactly what you were trying to ask.


Grammar: She's not just your Gramper's wife.

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You *beep* my wife?

*Duke

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If by *beep* you mean counsel her and remind her of the vows she took and why she fell in love with her husband in the first place, then yes. Yes I did.













and then I FCKED HER!


Willie hears ya. Willie don' care.

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Darthramious recently made appearances on The Soapbox. Any particular reason why?

Hint: it was cause chicks, wasn't it.


Recklessness is Common

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A chick led me there, but I grew to appreciate the rare occasion a worthwhile topic was produced. And the fact that hours could go by without a new message being posted meant it was low key enough to not have to warrant constant check-ins. But in these last days, I decided to just focus on FG. (I also started contributing to the politics board around the same time)


Willie hears ya. Willie don' care.

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Do you have a dog a little chow or something?


________________
It changed my life.

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I wish. Can't have a pet where I live, but if I did, I'd want something like a (but not a purebred) Saint Bernard or Welsh Corgi. Or one of each.


Willie hears ya. Willie don' care.

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dude what?!


Willie hears ya. Willie don' care.

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I'd put him on a boat off the coast of Somalia until he was kidnapped and killed for ransom.

I mean, how do you explain to people in this day and age that someone was killed by pirates? NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE IT!


Willie hears ya. Willie don' care.

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If you are not Kevin Smith, then who are you?

If you are not Kevin Smith, then which other 30+ish American film director that bloomed in the 90s and is known for his fascination with pop culture, are you?

If you are not Kevin Smith, then which other indie (or started as indie) director are you?

How is Jason Mewes doing?

Zardoz (1974) has spoken!
My top 100 http://www.imdb.com/list/ls079512886/

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I've now legally changed my name to Not Kevin Smith (First name: "Not").

Steven Soderbergh

Quentin Tarantino

He's good. Really excited about the next Jay and Sikent Bob movie.


Willie hears ya. Willie don' care.
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