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I thought Creed's best line was when Kevin was telling him111c about how Jim had a crush on Pam. Creed responds with something like, "that's great, who's Pam?"
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My favorite Line was when he Ryan was saying that Creed smelled like old people, and Creed just smirked.
"I grow Mung Beans in my desk drawer; they are very nutritious but they smell like death."
Hahaha
Also, when he won the Casino prize and he dropped all the chips out of his shirt, then said "I've never won a fridge before." then walked away
He is sooo freakin funny.
"I grow Mung Beans in my desk drawer; they are very nutritious but they smell like death."
Hahaha
Also, when he won the Casino prize and he dropped all the chips out of his shirt, then said "I've never won a fridge before." then walked away
He is sooo freakin funny.
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the mong beans line is his best line. And I think he said "I've never owned a fridge before"
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He's said a lot of funny ones, like the one when he's stealing stuff in the warehouse, something like "Yeah, I steal stuff all the time. I stopped caring a long time ago." Or the funniest yet that really cracked me up:
"I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the womensroom for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly."
The way he says it, with the walkman on.. just brilliant
"I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the womensroom for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly."
The way he says it, with the walkman on.. just brilliant
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You are absolutely right about both those quotes (and his stance on homosexuality in the comment below this) but you forgot about when he says, after "I steal things all the time" he adds, "It's just something I do." As if it's as innocent as making macrame. Brilliant. Best character on the show.
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To Meredith: "Andrea's the office bitch. You'll get used to her. (extends hand to shake) Creed."
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"I have no problem with gay people. Back in the 60's, I made love to MANY women, often outside, in the rain and mud. It's possible a man slipped in, there'd be no way of knowing."
cracks me up every time
cracks me up every time
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uhm him eating the potatoe was literally the funniest thing I've ever seen. I couldn't stop laughing at that one.
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"Anybody want to see a foot with four toes on it?"
LMAO
"This is America, and you've got the right to hate who you want, so lets start bustin heads!!!"
LMAO
"This is America, and you've got the right to hate who you want, so lets start bustin heads!!!"
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At Phylis's wedding when he put his card on some ones elses present so he wouldn't have to buy one.
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M y favorite has to be the one where Michael calls a meeting about agism, I for get his exact line but its along lines of "why are old people treated so poorly?" and creed with freshly died hair replies "because they're lame."
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The guy was just hanging brain. What is the big deal.
If that's flashing then lock me up.
If that's flashing then lock me up.
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"Hey Guys. Somebody making soup?" is definitely the best Creed line for me. I even quote it now when I smell something terrible.
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That is my all time favorite quote of Creed's!!! I'll say it to my husband (who doesn't watch the show) and he just doesn't get it. LOL!!!
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"You'll have to excuse Angela; she's the office bitch." HAHAHAHAHA
On top of that he just randomly starts eating her breakfast. lol
On top of that he just randomly starts eating her breakfast. lol
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"there'd be no way of knowing."
Creed grosses me out mostly, but this line just made me laugh and laugh
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Creed grosses me out mostly, but this line just made me laugh and laugh
Dainty things never shrink from Lux!
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When the New York tranfer is breast feeding.
Ryan: I can't work with that, it's totally distracting
Creed: Ditto that my brother
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"The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, whats all the fuss? If thats flashing then lock me up."
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When he says something like:
"This job is the only thing that seperates me from a homeless man. I'd do whatever it takes to survivejust like I did when I was a homeless man."
"This job is the only thing that seperates me from a homeless man. I'd do whatever it takes to survivejust like I did when I was a homeless man."
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The scene where he calls Angela the office bitch. But the funniest part is right after that when he introduces himself to Meredith even though they have been working together for a few years. Good stuff!
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the funnier thing is that he says, "That's Andreas, the office bitch."
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This one is too funny, but Kevin's lines are paraphrased. Sorry!
Kevin: Did you hear? Jim has got it bad for Pam.
Creed: Ahhh which one is Pam?
Kevin: Did you hear? Jim has got it bad for Pam.
Creed: Ahhh which one is Pam?
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Creed doesn't get many lines, but the ones he does have are definitely the funniest on the show.
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He doesn't call Angela the office bitch. He calls "Andrea" the office bitch. Then he says, "You'll learn that."
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seriously, my favorite is when he says that he facked his own death for tax benefits! I nearly died!!! Then again, when a man could have slipped in, there'd be no way of knowing..yea, that's hillarious!! I love this chrater, with his comments spaced out so, he's great!
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Pam: "What?"
Creed: "I'm just looking."
Pam: "Please go back to your desk."
Creed: "In a minute."
Creed: "I'm just looking."
Pam: "Please go back to your desk."
Creed: "In a minute."
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"I like to sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. They smell like death."
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HAHAHAH! the mung beans! lol
Jim:"i think creed FORGOT to get me a gift,
reached into his closet and pulled out THIS
little number, and threw it in a plastic bag."
Creed:"yep, that's exactly what happened."
I'm not better than you, not worse either.
No, wait, I am better than you. Never mind.
Jim:"i think creed FORGOT to get me a gift,
reached into his closet and pulled out THIS
little number, and threw it in a plastic bag."
Creed:"yep, that's exactly what happened."
I'm not better than you, not worse either.
No, wait, I am better than you. Never mind.
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I forget the exact words but it went something like this, in the episode where Ed Truck died by getting his head decapitated.
Creed: A human can live for 8 days without his head.
Michael: You're thinking a chicken.
Creed: What did I say?
Creed: A human can live for 8 days without his head.
Michael: You're thinking a chicken.
Creed: What did I say?
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Dwight: "Do you have the tools necessary to make a sharp wooden stake?"
Creed: (Opens desk drawer) "What size?"
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This past season finale, when Creed was promoting his blog:
Creed: 'www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughtscheck it out'
Ryan: 'Last year Creed asked me how to setup a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creeds brain I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. Ive read some of it. Even for the internet its pretty shocking'
Creed: 'www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughtscheck it out'
Ryan: 'Last year Creed asked me how to setup a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creeds brain I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. Ive read some of it. Even for the internet its pretty shocking'
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best two by far
Dwight: do you know what this is
Creed: that is northern lights cannabis indica
Dwight: no its marijiana
Creed: im in charge of quality management which means i have to go to the paper mill four hours once a week and the one year i blow it off this happens
and third best
Creed: this job is the only thing that makes me different from a homeless man i will do anything to survive. like i did when i was a homeless man
Dwight: do you know what this is
Creed: that is northern lights cannabis indica
Dwight: no its marijiana
Creed: im in charge of quality management which means i have to go to the paper mill four hours once a week and the one year i blow it off this happens
and third best
Creed: this job is the only thing that makes me different from a homeless man i will do anything to survive. like i did when i was a homeless man
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i like in "take your daughter to work day" when michael is showing the kids around and he says
michael: this is creedand he is in charge ofsomething
creed: that is correct.
I love how he says it so matter-of-factlyit kills me. also
oscar: hey where's dwight?
creed: decapitated. you didn't hear? we had a funeral for a bird
jim: yeahpretty sure none of that's real
creed: YOU'RE NOT REAL, MAN!
creed is possibly my favorite character (other than dwight)
michael: this is creedand he is in charge ofsomething
creed: that is correct.
I love how he says it so matter-of-factlyit kills me. also
oscar: hey where's dwight?
creed: decapitated. you didn't hear? we had a funeral for a bird
jim: yeahpretty sure none of that's real
creed: YOU'RE NOT REAL, MAN!
creed is possibly my favorite character (other than dwight)
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The oscar, creed, and jim one is my all time favorite creed moment. The beauty of his character is timing. I think if there was more of him it would be great but it would take away from the greatness of his timing. He's my favorite from the office that isn't a main role. But like i said brilliant timing, especially the whole your not real man!
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oscar: hey where's dwight?
creed: decapitated. you didn't hear? we had a funeral for a bird
jim: yeahpretty sure none of that's real
creed: YOU'RE NOT REAL, MAN!
WHERE IS THAT FROM!!!????????????
You're the man now, dog -Sean Connery
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But when Ed Helms's Andy character says the "You're the man now, dog" line to Michael, he says, "Anthony hopkins. Give me another"
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"I run a small fake id company from my car with a laminator i swiped from the sherrif's station." I havent laughed that hard in a while.