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Why do you look like Michelle Obama?
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This isn't my actual picture. I'm actually an orangutan but my picture is of a gorilla and my name says monkey. Whenever people notice it seems to bother them which i get much satisfaction from.
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Do you live in the jungles of Africa or Asia?
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Used to, but i went to America to pursue my passion for art after having discovered it from a human who would visit the jungle.
Worst mistake i ever made
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Worst mistake i ever made
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I was asking whether you were an Asian monkey or an African monkey.
Since you're such a smart monkey you may want to go to college one day and you'll have to mark it down when you apply.
Since you're such a smart monkey you may want to go to college one day and you'll have to mark it down when you apply.
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College would be a waste of time. Why can't i just do my artistic endeavors and learn my own way? I don't have anything to lose. I'm an orangutan!
And also I'm not smart, my name is a lie. Just as its a lie in how I'm an orangutan, not a monkey.
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And also I'm not smart, my name is a lie. Just as its a lie in how I'm an orangutan, not a monkey.
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I think you're a genius smart monkey. Love you and Happy valentine's day
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You *beep* my wife?
Jake is a snake.
Jake is a snake.
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Where do you get you're balls big enough to ask him that?
Being like everybody is the same as being nobody.
Being like everybody is the same as being nobody.
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This isn't an ask IhateJakeGyllenhaal thread you bastard.
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I'm da bossI'm da bossI'm da boss.I'm da boss.
Being like everybody is the same as being nobody.
Being like everybody is the same as being nobody.
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Of course he did. Smart_Monkey's name could also be Sexy_Monkey, the ladies can't resist him.
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Stop it you're making me blush .
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Nah, i'm already taken. The former imdave8 and i have been going steady for quite a few months now. i don't think you were there for our constant flirtation in the boards.
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You're very smart, Smart_Monkey. You're giving me a lot of answers, but you ain't giving me the right answer. I'm gonna ask you again: did you or did you not?
Jake is a snake.
Jake is a snake.
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I very clearly answered:
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What else do you want from me you son of a gun?
nah
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You sucked my brother's cock?
Jake is a snake.
Jake is a snake.
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What about Bob?
Being like everybody is the same as being nobody.
Being like everybody is the same as being nobody.
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idk that ****'s crazy brah lmao
I actually don't know, I lied.
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I actually don't know, I lied.
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Maybe time to change yon descriptive adjective.mr. Monkey?
Being like everybody is the same as being nobody.
Being like everybody is the same as being nobody.
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So far my preconceptions have been confirmed. So much so I'd say it goes far beyond what I had expected.
It really is end times, isnt it?
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It really is end times, isnt it?
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Dude, where's my car?
Being like everybody is the same as being nobody.
Being like everybody is the same as being nobody.
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Last time you had a Banana split?
"You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway". - Walt Disney
"You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway". - Walt Disney
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2017 is the 100th anniversary of the Russian Revolution. How do you think the FG Comradicals will celebrate? A rousing singalong of The International for starters I would imagine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c13q2wYZr_0&t=0m36s
PunchDrunkDumbStruckPotLuckHappyHappy
PunchDrunkDumbStruckPotLuckHappyHappy
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I only celebrate Bastille Day, Darwin Day, Hallowe'en, the Winter Solstice, and Talk Like a Pirate Day, and not necessarily in that order.
Join IMDb FG SubReddit
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https://www.reddit.com/r/IMDbFilmGeneral/
see you out there
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Does jet fuel melt steel beams?
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Did somebody steal your beams?
PunchDrunkDumbStruckPotLuckHappyHappy
PunchDrunkDumbStruckPotLuckHappyHappy
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Damn ninja a, how did it get there?
But I eliminated him already.
But I eliminated him already.
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Did you watch Wolf (2012) yet?
"Ayyyyye"
"Ayyyyye"
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Are you planning to see Matt Damon's new movie The Great Wal-Mart of China this weekend?
PunchDrunkDumbStruckPotLuckHappyHappy
PunchDrunkDumbStruckPotLuckHappyHappy
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Dude. Where's my car?
The hooks have been picking the scabs where wolves hide in the company of men.
The hooks have been picking the scabs where wolves hide in the company of men.
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On what part of a monkey do you use a monkey wrench?
If an orange is called an orange,
why isn't a lime called a green
and lemon called a yellow?
Whole lot of ugly from a never ending parade of stupid.
If an orange is called an orange,
why isn't a lime called a green
and lemon called a yellow?
Whole lot of ugly from a never ending parade of stupid.
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Can I raw-dog you right up the ass?
Also PM me, you dumb pile of ape ****! We need to talk, capiche?
Also PM me, you dumb pile of ape ****! We need to talk, capiche?
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Who would win in a fight: Hitler or Gandhi?
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Who would win in a fight: Hitler or Superman?
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Who would win in a fight: Hitler or ManBearPig?
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Why isn't your name DUMB MONKEY? HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
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Name a person generally considered ugly, you wouldn't mind giving the old in and out.
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Worst FGers?
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Thoughts on gay butt sex?
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Could I beat you in an arm wrestle?
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Any regrets?
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In your opinion, when was this board's prime?
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Did you spend Valentines Day alone, crying, and shamelessly masturbating?
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What are your edgy opinions, fam?
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Reddit or 4chan?
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What's the deal with Jews, armirite???
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Sexiest FGers?
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Would you kill Col Needham?
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