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What did you get for Christmas?

I got a big screen tv and an xbox from one neighbor but I wasn't able to find the controllers I hope I find one tomorrow when I go christmas hunting again after the neighbors go to church!

I also got a wallet stuffed with cash, credit cards, and an unused rubber from a generous neighbor who left his car unlocked last night!

Another neighbor gave me a bunch of bottles of alcohol out of his cabinet many of them were unused but I dropped a few while I was climbing out the window and swinging down from the balcony!

Another neighbor donated me his videotape collection of his wifes naughty videos I was shocked since apparently she's quite loose woman but has never flirted with me even once! I posted that **** all over facebook to spread the christmas cheer and teach her a lesson about snubbing me!

Keep on smiling!

Re: What did you get for Christmas?

I got a carton of cigarettes.

- Deliciousfeet

My password is password

Re: What did you get for Christmas?

Did you rob these people, Afroman?

My password is password

Re: What did you get for Christmas?

What are you, a cop?

Keep on smiling!

Re: What did you get for Christmas?

Post it here

Without strife, your victory has no meaning.
Without strife, you do not advance.
Without strife, there is only stagnation.

Re: What did you get for Christmas?

Bupkis, nada, zip

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
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