Eric Balfour : Eric Balfour stole my taco!! Seriously.

Hey, jerk, you seem a couple tacos short a a combo meal. I bet if Eric Balfour stole your taco you'd sit there and *beep* your pants and never speak of it again.

"Yes, officer. That's right. I'd like to report a stolen taco. A sexually repressed, gay Italian man suggested I report this horrible crime." I thought the right thing to do was to come on IMDB and discuss this odd event, but clearly the right thing to do was to get the law involved or confront a guy surrounded by his friends over a taco. Lighten up, guy. Life just isn't that serious. It was a taco. He didn't have sex with my mom or anything.

Wow. Your typing and grammar is atrocious. Also, "youse" isn't a real word. Why are you getting so worked up over my post anyway? Is your life really that empty? Seriously. This is one of those moments that should make you want to re-evaluate your life in general. I know it won't, but it REALLY should. When you read this, take a deep breath and count to 100. If you still feel the need to retort with more negativity and anger, take another deep breath. Hold that breath and count to 1,000.

Someone needs to steal this guy's taco.

I have a couple of questions for the OP. Where did this happen?

And why does a straight man call himself "Husband's Bulge"?

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jac91604 "I have a couple of questions for the OP. Where did this happen? And why does a straight man call himself "Husband's Bulge?"

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Well it happened at Kin111cg Taco in Long Beach. Also, my screen name is from The Cabin In The Woods. It was a funny line repeated several times in the movie. I had no idea a person's screen name had the power to influence their sexual preference. It's not like my screen name is Knob Gobbler or Anal Intruder. Every time I respond to this thread, I crave a taco like mad! They really do have great tacos and burritos. Just watch out for Eric Balfour.

I just have to say..wow. A taco bandit. Who would have thought? Funny story.

I've always thought he looked like a pirate, and now he's proven that he's good at plundering and pillaging! Hehe and loves the sea.




"I totally saw his wolf junk"

Hah! This is a hilarious thread! I bet it's true because it's too bizarre to be false. Now every time I eat a taco I will probably think of it.

Great story. I was watching Dinoshark and saw the guy who use to be on 24, so I thought I'd look him up on imdb. I'll be sure to keep my tacos close at hand if Eric is ever around.

And Dinoshark? Seriously?

I really hope to run into this guy some day to ask him about his taco thievery.

Kentoc'h mervel eget beza saotret

I don't know why people are making such a big deal about an animal taking food, I mean ffs people! When I went to a drive through safari we were told to close all windows and not to eat, my brother had his window open and was eating a McNugget when a mococin monkey (the little rat bastards like Marcel from Friends) just swiped it through the open window. I wasn't mad at the tiny ape, it's in their nature.

If you didn't catch Eric in the act then it's your *beep* up, otherwise you should have smacked him on the enormous horse face with a rolled up newspaper and said a firm 'NO!"


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If you didn't catch Eric in the act then it's your *beep* up, otherwise you should have smacked him on the enormous horse face with a rolled up newspaper and said a firm 'NO!"

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA

i love it! You got more t111chan the taco in return - you got a story (one you've probably told to countless people, I'm sure).

He's just screwing around with you anyway because you and your girlfriend sound like dorks ("It would be cool to go talk to him" ugh).

This needs to be bumped to the top of page 1 forever.

I'd kill for a story that cool to tell. Well worth a taco. :)

It's been nearly seven years, Balfour. I would have thought you would have apologized by now or at least offered to buy me another taco. In four days these message boards will be closed, but there will never be any closure for me. And apparently, no taco either. I looked up your net worthfour million. Do you have any idea how many tacos that would buy? It's been a wild, taco-free, seven years. Maybe we'll meet again one day and to show you no hard feelings, I'll buy you a taco. Then, I'll grab it off your tray, shov5b4e the entire thing in my mouth, and laugh maniacally, as chunks of beef, lettuce, and tomato, shower out of my mouth in all directions. Here's to that day, Balfour.

#tacojustice