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Colliding Worlds Admin job vacancy

Do you have what it takes to be an admin?

Yes? No? You don't know? You don't care?

No matter what your answer was, you're just the kind of person we're looking for!

You will be doing admin stuff on a daily (weekly, monthly, annual or whatever you prefer buddy) basis. If you've got experience then fantastic! If you haven't then that's absolutely fantastic too! We would prefer a person who is computer literate but even if you're some kind of retard then that's fine too. We will carry out a background check to make sure you've not got a criminal record and you're not a sex offender, but even if you are, hey! no-ones perfect. You should still apply regardless.

If you have any questions please write them down on a piece of paper and shove them directly up to our headquarters in Uranus.

If anyone is interested in this position then we will post a Job Application for the vacancy.

Re: Colliding Worlds Admin job vacancy

Ideally, the admins of the board should be neutral*, but since there's no such thing, we'll settle for people that will not pull rank or censor others. It's also preferable if there are more than one admins, so that there's no abuse of power.

* nobody is truly impartial, so if we end up with a small group of sensible people of opposing views, it's just as well.

You're suffering from delusions of adequacy.

Re: Colliding Worlds Admin job vacancy

I vote for Cartman, he's the most objective person ever! Especially fair to Jews everywhere

Do you mind if I have a piece of your thigh? It would complement this fine '76 Shiraz

Re: Colliding Worlds Admin job vacancy

*checks Uranus for questions*