The Last of Us : Graphic, gratuitous, and GAY sex

Graphic, gratuitous, and GAY sex

They just had to put this in. This, episode 3. The Big GAY Episode.

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Make love, not war.

Well, not until a bunch of invaders show up.

Make war then later on make love.

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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War? What war? The entire episode was about being so gay.

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I didn’t. I came here just to wrap my head around if this was actually intended to air or if my HBO account got hacked. This was a complete load of garbage. The entire episode is a but gay soap opera. I actually skipped past 10 minutes of gay laughing and eating dinner and licking elbows. Wtf HBO?

Fuck.

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I came

I know.

My password is password

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It’s sorta like if you tune in for the news and instead it’s an hour of old people drooling on bingo boards. My reaction was very much wtf

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just two dudes shittin around

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Disgusting

“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”

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Gay zombies French kissing?

The State Of You Mate!!

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That would be so much more interesting than what actually happened lol.

My password is password

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Whats so gay about it?

My password is password

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It’s just about the gayest thing I’ve seen outside of Filmboards

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More like The State of Us, mate.

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The fookin’ state of you.

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Haven't started the show yet, but HBO are pretty well-known at this point for being the Horny Box Office.

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My post is a little exaggerated. It’s not the sex so much, it’s the fact the episode was literally one big gay soap opera.

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Very cool. I love you man. Beer number 5!

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For faggots only

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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I was hoping that one of them would get bitten or killed by a raider since that's what the show is about.

But that didn't happen. They lived 10 years like that together? So really that cordyceps pandemic wasn't all that dangerous 2 gay dudes can survive 10 years together in a house on a deserted neighborhood without getting bitten or robbed. So they kill themselves.


We didn't even get to see their corpses either.

What a ripoff!

I got the Nimda Sim high off weed!!😂😂
https://youtu.be/QKTamn7jT9M?t=503😂😂

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Awful episode. Hilariously it’s being lauded by major news but the fact is it was a divergence from what I wanted to see, at least. Appears im not alone.

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This show is started to turn into PG-13 rating.

I got the Nimda Sim high off weed!!😂😂
https://youtu.be/QKTamn7jT9M?t=503😂😂

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So brave of them to subvert expectations like that.

I was looking forward to seeing all the shit Bill, Ellie and Joel go through together, but holy fuck did they elevate all that tension, fun and excitement into something truly unique for 2023.

The original creator always said he wanted the movie/series to be like No Country for Old Men with its tone, they sure nailed that with their stupid pandering gay bullshit.

I remember you don’t find out Ellie is a Lesbian at all in the original game, not without the DLC. I guarantee the show runner will take advantage of that to spend more time showing just how progressive their story is.

I’m mad

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Ellie is a lesbo?

She will be a great Dyke on Bike when she leads the gay pride parade which will just be herself!

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She's gay, Jim.

You think you have the juice? I AM THE JUICE

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I like her.

I wonder how it will turn out now that she has a gun?

I'm guessing she will end up saving Joel's life with it but he will be mad at her for having one.
Then again, prob. not since we did not predict this gay episode.

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I'm guessing she will end up saving Joel's life with it but he will be mad at her for having one.


That is what happens in the game pretty much, Joel is getting drowned in a puddle and Ellie rush's in picks up his gun and shoots the guy in the face, rather than say thank you Joel gets a bit mad and takes the gun from her……then like 5 minutes later he gives her a rifle to cover him, then after the encounter gives her a little pistol

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Wait for it. Elle will get a full episode dedicated to her lesbianism.

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It was so gay that the episode should have been on Grindr, not sky atlantic.

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If it bothers you so much you could stop watching it but you can't cause you gotta find out what happens like I do!

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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You are so gay Warren.

You think you have the juice? I AM THE JUICE

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OK fine.
I'm gay.
Whatevers.
Move on.

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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You should be at least as alarmed by how they went from being around 40 to 80 in 10 years.

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Yeah I mentioned that too lol the de-aging ( or aging up? ) is quite good when it comes to Joel and Tess but they went overboard with Bill and Frank lol

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Pedro Pascal is 47 but in present time on the show he looks 60+. Generally, 47 year old dudes do not have completely grey hair, and he doesn't either, irl.

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The virus mutates them into elderly gay

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there were no graphic sex scenes you homophobic imbecile 🙄

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Oh come on, it’s not like you saw it going in.

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It was implied.

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I read that as impaled.

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Nobody wanted to watch this. They turned a post apocalyptic drama into an ultra gay soap opera.

I don’t have a problem with gays in media but this was ridiculous gay filler. I skipped thru much of the episode.

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My gf got me to skip that part when they first went to bed together. All I saw was some hand rubbing a hairy chest. Still don’t know if it went full blown gay sex scene

Right after the episode I had to set things right by showing her a clip from the game.

Stupid fuckin’ showrunner.

Everyone praises him for being involved with Chernobyl, forgetting that he wrote Scary Movie 3 and 4 as well as writing and directing Superhero movie

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I mean it’s not the sex scene that annoys me. It’s that the whole episode centered around the relationship of what apparently are relatively unimportant characters, all to further a political agenda.

Stop. Remove the politics. I watch this trash to escape that shit. It’s like how Vikings literally had to change history and make a white male into a black female. It’s agenda driven and transparently so.

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why does everyone think there was a literal sex scene shown

yknow, bill and frank were gay since 2013 my guy.
fleshing out bill and frank's story doesn't affect the main story in any way.
there's backstory development, world building, history of the government killing healthy citizens during the outbreak, character development, you learn more of joel and tess's history, you get introduced to raiders existing, and this episode changed how joel perceived the world and gave him more of a motivation to protect ellie. at the end of both the show and game, they end up with the same results – they got a car, fuel, and guns.

you're just a homophobe.

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Homo power all the way.

The State Of You Mate!!

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I’m homophobe because I didn’t want to watch a Romance show? Do you know what logic is?

I don’t care that they’re gay. I don’t care that you’re gay. I’m not remotely phobic about that. The episode sucked, out of place and unwanted

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who said im gay? can't call out people who are unnecessarily triggered without being gay myself? lol

it's not a romance show, it was one episode highlighting characters that are canonically gay. romance, surprisingly, will still occur during these situations. there wasn't even a whole ass sex scene, so don't understand why that's even being discussed.

it was a nice, heartwarming episode which still gave context and information, and helped progress the motives of the main characters and the story. it was needed after the stressful events from previous episodes and definitely future episodes to come.

don't continue watching – there's gonna be hot lesbian sex between ellie and a woman named dina in season 2 🤭

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You said you’re gay.

It was a romance episode. Imagine you go to watch the news and instead it’s hardcore Asian Amish gangbang amputee porn featuring a horse. Kinda how this episode fits into this show.

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