The Soapbox : I cannot win at killing myself.

I had my head in the oven for an hour until I realized it was electric.

I would stick a fork in the toaster but all I have is a toaster oven.

I tried to hang myself but the curtain rod broke.

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Stop killing yourself !

It's all about the battery therapy.

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Davenport's preferences are outstanding.

Will that work on my electric car?
Hopefully better than sitting there in the garage for a long time until I realized I left the door open.

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

It will if you ask Monicah for help.
She's an electric expert, and can trip you up.

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Davenport's preferences are outstanding.

Good idea.
She is suicidal. Again.

Me n her?
What a way to go!

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

☝️

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Davenport's preferences are outstanding.

I took a load of pills but they turned out to be vitamins

There ya go!
LOL!
Good one!

Or, I tried a gun but it turned out to be a cap pistol.
Now I am deaf in one ear but hey, that's a start!

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"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

😆

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💦🌪️

😂

Try this!

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Stop trying so hard. Here. Play a game.

https://www.augustman.com/my/gear/tech/oculus-vr-headset-kills-players-irl/amp/

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I'd hang you upside down and set your feet on fire just to watch you scream & twitch.

just promise us you'll keep trying

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My password is password