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No, he doesn't.
None of the TWD boarders hate you.
Especially Horatio.

who would be the general leading ur army of simps ?

fugazi 🤔

Fugazi does have the confidence to be the alpha simp

But I think he’d end up sexually abusing the other simps

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Alba gu bràth

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My password is password

Let's be honest here, these past couple of years were just the two of us finally growing up and learning how to be around each other. We're meant for each other. We complement each other so well. You're a hard body and I'm a hard body. And, together, we make a body that is made of titanium.

Let's consummate our marriage in Waikiki this weekend. Mr. & Mrs. Monicrocket. It's got a nice ring to it.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

Let's be honest here, sugar. You need to stop thinking anyone here has any interest in reading anything you say. Stop making posts beyond a sentence because your content is shit and everyone is bored of it.

Go outside, get a job, try lift some weights. Jesus man you're beyond pathetic.

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

I have a job in construction, Orson. No need to go to a gym when my job entails me lifting massive steel girders for a living.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

So you really are a builder? Were you just too dumb for uni?

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

Way to try to undermine one of the most critical professions in the world. Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for insults to use against me.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

You're doing a great job, kid. Keep doing that manual work with a big mongo smile on your face.

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

You're doing a great job, kid.

I know I am. My boss even thinks so. Dude actually promoted me to general manager even though I've only been at this job for 10 months.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

Where did your life go so wrong?

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Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

You think being general manager at a major construction firm is a sign that my life has gone wrong? Nigga, I make $95k a year now.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

The fuck is this shit? I simp way harder, and can carry way more firewood in one trip.

Gonna find me another egirl to have a parasocial relationship with.

haha fujelly ?

Maybe not, depending on what that vocaroo said that I never got to hear lol. What it say?

Arguing over who simps harder?



That's like bragging who drinks more pee….

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Whose pee?

Rocket is an excellent choice for simp Generalissimo.

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"An armed man is a free man. An unarmed man is a fool. A disarmed man is a slave."

He doesn’t hate you

He just has no respect for you as an individual

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Alba gu bràth

He hates me too.

Probably because you did your whole "rape jokes aren't funny" and tried to have him castrated whilst simultaneously posting about wanting to be raped.

Maybe idk