The Watercooler : Do you pee in the shower?

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always afterwards!
a gentleman knows these things

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Why not both?

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No, no it's not…

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Golden showers in the shower.

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just seems logical


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may i pee on u ? Ur already damaged anyways come on. get on the fcking floor and open up your mouth you worthless piece of damaged $hit.

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No, I only let attractive people pee on me.

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*camera zooms in on Fugazi’s very unattractive dark eye circly face*

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I have a controversial face. Some find it cute.

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No, if I have to use a public toilet I cover the seat in toilet paper.

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Lol

Hoe Hoe Hoe

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Are y'all hoverers? That shit is why I hated cleaning women's bathrooms at an old job. Women's obsession with cleanliness is ironically what caused shit like splashback from hovering lol. That and feminine products disposed of improperly.


A smart woman will hover. You can contact STD from sharing toilets. That toilet water also carries bacteria and viruses. The farther away my vagina is from that public toilet seat and toilet bowl water the healthier my vagina is.

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I also pee before leaving the house because I can't use public bathrooms.
same.

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😂 i have maybe once or twice. i would have peed more than that in a pool if i hadnt be so afraid people could see what i was doing.

BUT peed in the ocean many times, more than i can count

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I know. The warm water is so relaxing, and you do that little comfortable shiver.

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#metoo

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Hoe Hoe Hoe

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My mom's best friend who died when I was little did that prank before. My mom and her friend were fun people. Mom still is. She started out as an insecure timid girl, but became a take no shit type.

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👍👍

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

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me too 🙌

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No, but then I'm not a filthy slob.

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What's filthy about i
t? Your body funk is already going to the shower floor and pipes. Urine is no worse.

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Urine is sterile.

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No. That’s fucking disgusting

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Saves on water.
Has never paid for a utility bill in his pathetic life.

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All the more reason to makenit cheaper for whon is paying them.

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In my own shower, of course. Its the only time I can pee standing up!

Extract this perversion from my good signature.

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You need one of those Go Girl funnels. Peeing standing up is fun sometimes but I usually pee sitting down. More relaxing and no dribble clean up.

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The topic of women standing up to pee has been brought up many times on the boards, and it turns out there are several different devices women can use. There were even instructions on doing it without a device.

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Oh yeah, I remember it reminded me of that scene from Step Brothers after the sex in the bathroom scene.

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What reminded you?

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The talk of women standing to pee cos she pees in the urinal at the end.

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Ohh. I went to an event years ago that was mostly women, so we basically took over the men's room when there was an intermission (so we had the use of two restrooms instead of one). I don't remember anyone using a urinal, though.

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😂

so true.

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Fuck no my pee smells awful. I don't want it getting on my feet or something and I dont want to smell it in the shower.

My password is password

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My pee often has a coffeeish scent. Not that unpleasant.

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Mine smells horrible lol. Coffee would be a welcome improvement. Theres probably something horribly wrong with me making my pee smell this bad lol.

My password is password

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Of course.

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shit happens.

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I'll pee in my shower if I want to. I'm a bachelor who lives alone. It doesn't matter.

I don't pee in pools though. I have a custom I do before I swim. I try to make myself pee, and I shower. It's good to shower before swimming because hair is absorbent. You want the hair on your head to absorb city water, not chlorinated pool water. If you swim a lot without showering beforehand, it's actually really bad for your hair.

I don't like to pee in pools. Part of enjoying swimming for me is imagining the body of water as a big cleansing element. And relaxing in it. It's almost a meditative effect.

Then I'll huff… and I'll puff
And I'll blow you the fuck away

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Used to, try not to now as it means I'll have to clean the shower more often.

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Why would you? It goes down the drain with the reet of the funk.

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this speaks volumes about ur cleanliness

do u not wash your towels bc they eventually dry 🤔

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Wait, I didn't say I didn't clean my shower lol. I asked why you'd need to clean it more than normal.
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